(Author Notes: My apologies for the lack of update. I suppose I've been… a little too distracted lol. Okay so finally here's Episode 5 of The Bathroom! This idea was from my friend, AangLOL.)
On a Saturday evening at around 8:00, the fire nation captures many earthbenders and citizens in the town. One man steps in for a shower. He had a great love with cabbages, so much love that he rubs them on his cheek whenever he can like it's his own baby. His name is unidentified so people refer him to as the "Cabbage Man". He goes in the shower and gets some soap.
"This is your only bathroom break, earthbenders! You got ten minutes!" said a firebender soldier. They all went in the bathrooms and one earthbender was unlucky. He went in a bathroom that the Cabbage Man was in.
"Wha!" He exclaimed. "What do you think you're doing in here?"
The earthbender gasped as he nearly choked on the water he had on his face. "What the? There's someone in here?" yelled the earthbender.
"What's going on in there?" asked a firebender on the other side of the closed door.
"Why don't you tell me!" disputed the earthbender as he pounded on the door, trying to get it unlocked. "Now let me out of here!"
"What for? To try to attack me? Not happening" The firebender said with a little chuckle.
"Yeah maybe you shouldn't put a man in the shower, especially if I'M the one who's wanting to take a shower!" said the earthbender.
"What on earth are you talking about?" questioned the firebender. He suddenly heard someone humming inside.
"See? He's humming some... random tune!" exclaimed the earthbender.
"Hey that tune is good! Don't you DARE insult it!" retorted the Cabbage Man. The earthbender that's miserable in the bathroom put his hand on his forehead and let out a grand sigh.
"Holy Hogmonkeys! Someone IS in there!" shouted the firebender as his eyes just suddenly got huge and pupils a lot smaller. He pulled on the handle very hard but the knob wouldn't budge. He tried firebending through an emergency hole to unlock the doors too but one of the systems inside it was completely corrupted.
"It doesn't want to open..." sighed the firebender.
"So you mean... I'm stuck with this... nut?" yelled the earthbender as his eyes widened as well.
"The name's Cabbage Man, thank you very much!" said the Cabbage Man as he let out a little "Hmph" look at him. The earthbender moaned, grabbing his face like he wants to tear it apart.
"Well aren't you going to do anything?" exclaimed the earthbender to the firebender. The firebender was all confused and didn't know what to do.
"I'll go get some help." replied the firebender as he walked away from the bathroom. It was only The Cabbage Man and the earthbender. The earthbender gave a dirty smirk at the curtains, hoping he wouldn't get disturbed anytime soon.
"You don't try any dirty tricks or else, you little..." before he could finish his sentence, the Cabbage Man interupted.
"Why are you even in here?" asked the Cabbage Man.
"Why are YOU in here? This is my bathroom!" shouted the earthbender.
"Well..."
"Well what"
"I quite like this bathroom! It's so roomy and refreshing!" The Cabbage Man put on a happy look and scrubbed his back with soap.
"This is going to be a long night..." the earthbender muttered under his breath.
One hour later the earthbender is looking helplessly on the ground while the Cabbage Man layed his naked body on the bathrub. He sat up and rocked back and forth behind the curtains.
"I need my cabbages!" complained the Cabbage man.
"I need to get away from you!" retorted the earthbender as he prevented from looking at the curtains. He let out a loud sigh and put his hand on his forehead like he had some sort of headache.
"So who are you anyway?
"I'm just an earthbender captured by the fire nation. I'll make sure that I'll get out of here once and for all..."
"But how? You don't even have a cabbage!"
"How is a measly cabbage supposed to help me escape?"
"Hmmm... you could throw it at the door and the cabbage will explode!"
"And... what will happen to the door?"
"Well... I haven't quite gotten that far yet." The earthbender let out another strong sigh and put his hand on his face.
"Do you have ANY idea how to get out?"
"What? That's easy! Just push the door!" the Cabbage man let out a grin as he pointed at the door.
"Don't you think I tried that already..."
"Then try it again!" The earthbender tried to push the door but it was jammed.
"Now if you think you're going to play stupid with me, I say no! I've had enough of your tricks!"
"What's with all the shouting in there?" a firebender shouted inside. He pushed the door open and the earthbender ran out the door but bumped into the firebender.
"What's your busi..." said the firebender.
"Just get me out of here! I don't want to be near that freak!" the earthbender interrupted as he pointed at the Cabbage Man.
"Errr... very well..." said the firebender as he followed the earthbender to the prison cell.
"Hey get me a cabbage while your at it!" shouted the Cabbage Man.
"Silence! Just go back to your bath!" replied the firebender as he walked away. The Cabbage Man let out a little "Hmph" and layed down in the bathtub as he filled the water up to his chin, where he fell asleep and dreamed about Cabbage Land.