Marik chan: HI! This is my second Gravitation story and a lot better than the one shot I wrote! This one is longer, funnier and has no end. I wrote it with a friend. We wrote it in german so now I have to translate it and I can tell you there are some wacky pairings! Humour lots of Yaoi and well just check it out! And please please review!

Now to the same old stuff…

Titel: In Love The Old Fashioned Way

Rated: R

Type: Romance/Humor

Disclaimer: If I owned it there would be 10 tons more Yaoi! What does that mean! I don't own it!

Summary: It's a week before Valentinesday and Shuichi is going crazy for more attention. Tatsuha is kookoo for Ryuichi and even our Fujisaki falls in love! Lots of fluff and Yaoi!

PS: If anyone has a suggestion for the titel please!

Day 1

„Yuki! Yuki! Yuuukiiii!" Shuichi jumped up and down excitedly on the bed. His short pink hair flying in all directions. His purple eyes shone with happiness and he was, once again hyper active.

"Aww come on sleepy head! Its way past 8 and that means we only have 1 hour until I need to go to work….! We have to use the time! Yuuuuukiiii…." Shuichi whined.

"Leave me alone! I had a hard day yesterday…" Yuki mumbeld and turned to the other side.

"Aw Yuki…whats wrong? I have to work longer today…that means im not here for dinner…" Shuichis eyes began to water and he looked sad down at Yuki hoping he would get up and make breakfast. He didn't want to risk slicing his fingers open again.

Yuki turned over to his other side. It was no use sleeping with all this racket. "Then I'll wait with dinner ok? And now let me sleep…" He said yawning. "And please stop with that annyoing whining."

Everytime Shuichi didn't get what he wanted or things didn't go his way he cried. The kid was 19 for christs sake!

Before Shuichi could protest 3 bullets came flying past him and landed in the wall direct over Yukis head. "You still didn't get rid of that house ghost!" Shuichi shrieked.

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K stood on a balcony with a rifle in his hand grinning like a mad man.

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Suddenly Yuki jumped up and hugged Shuichi. "Um im sorry love…want to eat breakfast with me?"

"Y…Yuki!" Shuichis face grew blue. "I…I cant breathe…!"

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"My work here is done!" K said and laughed again.

"Police? Yes please come fast! Theres a crazy American on our balcony and he has a rifle. He keeps shooting in Eiri Yukis house!"

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Yuki was just coming out of the bathroom rubbing his blonde hair dry when the stench of something burnt reached his nose. He dropped the towl and ran into the kitchen. "What did he do now? First you got to save him from sufficating and now hes burning up my kitchen!" Yuki mumbeld angurly.

"YUKI!" Shuichi ran out of the kitchen covered in black. "I think um…the eggs are finished?" He said half sheepish and half grinning.

"Let me make breakfast Shuichi…" Yuki sieghed heavily rolling his eyes.

He made eggs and toast within minutes and they were now sitting at the table eating.

"Yuki…you arnt mad at me are you?" Shuichi asked after a few moments silence.

"Cant you talk about something else?" Yuki asked and looked at his watch. "You only have 15 minutes."

"Um…" Shuichi turned slightly red. "Hey Yuki…" He started tapping his two index fingers together. "Its almost Valentines Day…."

"So?"

"Well um…" Shuichis blush turned redder.

Another bullet came through the kitchen window and skidded through Yukis hair.

"Um how about we go out on Valentines day?" Yuki said suddenly friendly. "We could go to a nice Restaurant and then later on to the movies!"

"A…a date? Only us two? In a Restaurant…in a dark movie theatre…" Shuichis eyes grew wide and heart shaped and he bounced off all the kitchen walls.

"A DATE WITH YUKIIII!" He was so hyper that he was ready to explode.

Yuki went into the bathroom and came out with a bucket of ice cold water. "This will help…" He poured the whole entire bucket over Shuichis head. "Maybe I should think about that date…"

"NOOOOO…" Shuichi hung on Yuki and looked at him through watery eyes.

As it had to come another bullet came through the balcony window and scratched Yukis cheek.

"Hahaha! That was only a joke!"

,That gotdamn "House ghost", Yuki said to himself. "Hey…its almost nine! Don't you think you should get going?"

"Yeah your right!" Shuichi finally let go of Yuki and ran to the door. "Oh…! And Yuki?"

"Yeah?"

"You should really do something about that house ghost!" He pressed a kiss on Yukis cheek and ran off to work.

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"Hey where is K-san?" Fujisaki asked.

"I havent seen him yet. Shuichi isnt here yet either." Hiro said.

"Yeah well hats typical Shindou-san!" Fujisaki sieghed "Oh good morning K-san…"

"K! What happened! And wheres Shuichi? We thought hed be coming with you?"

"Hes on his way! No need to worry!"

A second after K had spoked Shuichi ran into the room. His eyes sparkeling.

"Whats wrong with him?" Fujisaki whispered to the guitar player Hiro.

"Sh…Shuichi? Are you feeling arlight? You look so different?" Hiro asked his best friend.

That moment Tatsuha, Yukis younger brother came in. Ofcourse they had lots of resemblence. The only thing different where Tatsuhas black hair and dark eyes.

"He got my brother to take him out on Valentines day!"

"Really!" Hiro asked and started laughing.

"Um…have you guys seen Ryuichi?" Tatsuha asked full of hope.

"Hm I believe he went back to LA…" Tohma the president of NG said joining the group.

"Is it true Shindou-san? You talked Yuki into a date?" Fujisaki asked.

"Hai!" Shuichis eyes grew wide and sparkled again. (Hai-Yes)

"But I think Ryu chan is coming back to Japan tonight or tomorrow morning." Noriko said coming into the studio. Noriko was the third bandmate of Nittle Grasper. Tohma was the keyboard player as she was and the famous Ryuichi Sakuma was the singer who was currently in New York making his debut album by XMR.

"For what?" Sakano the manager of Bad Luck asked.

"Didn't Tohma tell you guys? Nittle Grasper wants to make a huge comeback." Noriko said excitedly.

"WHAT!" Everyone shouted.

"That's right. Our first single after 3 years will appear soon. It was Ryuichis idea." Tohma said.

"REALLY!" Tatsuha creid out with joy. ,Hah…my love Ryuichi. I'll see you soon…,

Since Nittle Grasper first appeared Tatsuha had a fetish for Ryuichi. He had to go to every concert, have every cd and every poster.

"Well that sounds like we need to work hard!" Hiro said smiling. "Right Shuichi?"

"Shooting pictures with Yuki…" Shuichi sieghed.

"Well our fans will be happy. I mean there is already a huge group of girls in front of the studio waiting for Ryuichi." Noriko sieghed.

"Well Nittle Graspers comeback is a huge stone in front of Bad Luck. We have to keep up the good work and get started on that remix." Fujisaki said obviously not too happy with the news.

"Yuuuukiiii…" Shuichi sieghed in 7th heaven.

Hiro pulled him down and shouted in his ear. "HEY SHUICHI! WE STILL HAVE A LOT TO DO!"

"Hey Seguchi-san! We sure wont make it easy for you guys!" Hiro said smiling at Tohma.

"I cant wait for this…But im sure my Ryuichi will make it!" Tatsuha sieghed in 7th heaven.

"Hey on which side are you on!" Hiro snapped.

"And since when is he your Ryuichi!" Shuichi asked.

"But Shindou-san you have Eiri-san remember?" Fujisaki reminded him.

"But Fujisakiiii…" Shuichi whined.

"Oh boy here we go again…" Noriko sieghed. "I think Ryuichi needs a wife before Tatsuha goes completely nuts."

"NOOOO! NO WIFE! HE ONLY NEEDS ME! ILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR HIM! ILL CLEAN AND COOK AND DO EVERYTHING!" Tatsuha now started whining.

"Oh boy maybe we should get some more body guards for Ryuichi." Tohma sieghed.

"He cant be helped…Hey don't you have anything to do in a temple?" Hiro asked irritaded.

"Anyways Tatsuha, Ryuichi is way too old for you…" Tohma said.

He was right though. Tatsuha was only 16 and Ryuichi was 31.

"But Yuki is only 4 years older than I am!" Shuichi protested.

"We mean that Ryuichi is 31 and Tatsuha 16!" Sakano said.

"Wait a minute your not in love with Ryuichi Sakuma are you Tatsuha!" Shuichi asked shocked.

Everyone sieghed and fell over.

"Um well..hehe…I…" Tatsuha suddenly studderd as he fell from 7th heaven. He turned bright red and turned on his heel. "I gotta go! I still have to work! Hehehe! See you guys later!"

"And hes gone…" Tohma sighed.

"Come on Noriko I think we should get started too!" Tohma smiled and together they left the studio.

"So whats going on now?" Shuichi asked with 2 questionmarks in his face.

"Sometimes I ask myself what Eiri-san likes on Shindou-san…" Fujisaki sieghed.

"Well I guess we'll never really know…" Sakano sighed cleaning his glasses.

"Lets start the remix! Shuichi, Fujusaki! We have concurence! And we still have "ASK" on our backs!"

"WHATS UP WITH TATSUHA!" Shuichi cried.

"YES! HES IN LOVE WITH RYUICHI!" Fujisaki shouted viciously.

"Oh…"

"That's our Shuichi!" Hiro laughed. "Lets hit it!" He called and started to play his cords on the guitar.