Itachi for Charity

by Priest Li Xiang

Itachi likes charities. Especially when he's spending Sasuke's inheritance on them. [Itachicentered drabbles, mostly humor, with some attempts to explain certain 'facts'.]

2. SCORN

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Title: The Society for Children Orphaned By Random Ninjas
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 148
Warning/s: Even more OOCness
Summary: Itachi likes charity.
Dedication: Ishida, who seriously needs to stop putting ideas in my head.
A/N: I could be playing World of Warcraft right now...

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Charity, it seemed, was the solution. He had slept uninterrupted for the whole night. NO screaming, no thrashing, no Sasuke-with-puppy-dog-eyed-confusion face to deal with.

Not that Itachi cared about Sasuke.

((maybe he should check up on the brat...))

Crazy thoughts about his brother aside, Itachi needed to find a good charity to donate to. Just picking kids up at random and buying them ice cream would kill his wallet.

So he was wandering around some little no-name non-ninja village when he saw it:

"Donate to SCORN, and help the orphans!"

It was perfect! He was an orphan (granted, he'd committed homicide to be one), and they were orphans! It was the perfect good deed!

Cheerfully whistling, and making note to memorize the faces of everyone who saw his OOC actions, Uchiha Itachi walked into the Society for Children Orphaned by Random Ninjas.

No, he didn't see the irony.