Itachi for Charity

by Priest Li Xiang

Itachi likes charities. Especially when he's spending Sasuke's inheritance on them. [Itachicentered drabbles, mostly humor, with some attempts to explain certain 'facts'.]

4. Home

4.

Title: Home
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 80
Warning/s: In Character? What's that?
Summary: Itachi goes home
Dedication: The House, who have to put up with these instead of IS. Suckers.
A/N: And I'll actually get to the more amusing drabbles one of these days...

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Drunk out of his mind, but still coherent enough to kill, Uchiha Itachi stumbled through the door of his home.

Yes, Itachi had returned to Konoha.

Feeling vaguely ill, the elder Uchiha stumbled into the bathroom and brushed his teeth. After a moment, he wondered where Sasuke was.

Then he didn't have time to worry, because he was vomiting. How sad, he'd have to brush his teeth again.

Hmmm, he'd have to go pick up his Gold Card soon, too