Chapter 4: The Dursley's

Jersey was woken up the next morning by Draco. "Jers, it's time to get up. It's around lunch, we let you sleep in but Sev and Luc left and I've decided to come with you." Draco started bouncing up and down on Jersey's bed.

"I'm up, please stop." Jersey groggily said. When Draco didn't, Jersey moved her leg so Draco would fall, once he did she sat on his stomach. "I told you to stop it. I already said I'd get you back once, don't make it worse for yourself." Jersey got up and made her way to the bathroom. Draco took this time to pick out her clothes. He ended up picking up a pair of black muggle Armani jeans, a white Gucci tank top and a pair of Adiddas shoes. "Thanks Drake, I think I would be lost if it wasn't for your expert style sense. I know we have the same parents, but I'd probably end up looking like Luna Lovegood." Jersey made Draco turn around while she got dressed. Before she left she put a pair of sunglasses to pull her hair back and the golden xo bracelet Harry had brought her last year on.

"So how are we getting there?" Draco asked.

"Well we are going to hop on a dragon, soar to Privet Drive, then land with a somersault on their roof and Santa Claus our way in." Jersey looked into Draco's eyes to see if he would believe her.

"You know, I'm not falling for that one again. You could have just said we were going on a few trains and then using muggle transportation to get there." Draco rolled his eyes and picked up his wallet and a few keys. Currently Draco was wearing a green silk Gucci t-shirt and custom made black baggy pants also from Gucci. He looked like on of the richest punks that ever existed. He opted to wear Oakley sunglasses and leave his hair ungelled. After 5 trains, a 2 mile walk, and renting two Corvettes, one black and one forest green, they made their way to Privet Drive.

"I am so glad Sevi taught us how to drive, it's really fun." Jersey said getting out of her car.

"Yeah, but be lucky you were only taught by Sev, Lucius is a nutcase when it comes to driving. He kept yelling that I was going to slow when I was at 105 miles per hour, that's why I changed over to Sev. Now, let's go save your boyfriend." Draco said walking up to the door.

"Help, um, who are you?" Dudley asked opening the door.

"Jersey and Draco Malfoy, is Harry Potter home?" Jersey asked walking inside. The home was unnaturally clean.

"Mum, dad there are people here to see Harry. Look at what they drove!" Dudley exclaimed, while his parents looked out the front door.

"Hi, I'm Vernon Dursley may I help you? I assure you Harry is one person you would want to stay away from. So what year are your cars?" Vernon asked sitting down.

"2004 50th anniversary, and I assure you I have tried to stay away from your, nephew. However, it seems someone up there hates me." Draco said, which only got him hit upside the head.

"I'm Harry's girlfriend Jersey, and if you don't' stop trying to feel me up Dudley, I'll finish what Hagrid started. You think a pigs tail was hard to get rid of, think of how hard it would be if you were an actual pig." Jersey said walking over to Draco.

"He's not here at the moment, he, um, stepped out." Vernon said, his eyes darting between the two wizards.

"Then you won't mind if I go check his room, I believe it's upstairs." Jersey then went around Petunia and up the stairs. When she got to Harry's room, she noticed a whole bunch of locks on the outside of his door.

"I refuse you to open that door!" Vernon yelled standing in front of it. Draco came up the stairs with his wand out. "You don't scare me, I know you're not allowed to do magic outside of school! You'll get expelled."

"I would if my dad wasn't a teacher and my father didn't pay off the right people at the Ministry of Magic. Alohamora!" Draco flicked his wand. Vernon didn't move though.

"Petrificus Totalus. Sorry Mr. Dursley." Jersey stepped over his body. Petunia was shrieking that her husband was dead and Dudley ran into his room. "He's not dead, before we leave we will wake him up." Jersey then opened the door.

"Jers, how did you get in? I've missed you. What's going on?" Harry asked getting off his bed and kissing Jersey.

"Please Potter, I don't need to see you kissing my sister." Draco said walking into the room. "This is small enough to be a cupboard."

"Actually the cupboard's smaller. So, what's going on?" Harry asked again.

"My parents said you can stay the rest of the summer with us at the manor. We were sent to pick you up and take you shopping. So get packed and give Draco your clothes, he'll discard them for you. By the way my parents are Severus and obviously Lucius. I hope you don't mind. Sev's not as bad at home as he is at school. Where are your school things?" Jersey asked looking at the small pile of belongings.

"In the cupboard under the stairs. Come on I'll show you." Harry picked up his stuff and followed the two downstairs.

"You actually lived in there?" Jersey asked shocked.

"Yeah, here's my stuff. I'll leave it by the door so it's there when we leave. So about my uncle." Harry said pulling his stuff by the door and walking upstairs.

"Are you positive you don't want to keep him like this?" Draco asked smiling. Harry was taken aback that Draco was actually being nice and smiling, so he nodded his head.

"Ok, Enneverate." Jersey waved her wand. Once Vernon woke up she started in on him. "You Mr. Dursley are the worst parents I have ever seen, which believe me is saying something since my own father goes around killing people. How dare you lock Harry up in his room all summer! I have half a mind to lock you in the room until Harry starts school with no way for your family to let you out. Oh, and another thing if Harry decides to come back next summer I expect that room to be just as immaculate as the rest of this house. If I get one owl from Harry telling me he's locked in some sort of cupboard I will personally see Harry's removal at once and a Death Eater attack is executed on you and your family! That or I'll send his godfather over to teach you a lesson. Yes Mr. Dursley, I do know Sirius Black! Now, I must be off we have many things to do today and no more time to waste on you!" Jersey said walking back downstairs. "Ready to go? Harry you no longer have to worry about the Dursley's, everything's been taken care of. Draco I'll follow you to London, then turn in our cars, Floo back to the manor to drop everything off and go from there." Draco waved his wand as Jersey made sure no one was looking, and levitated them outside and into the trunk of both cars. Hedwig was put into Draco's passenger seat.

"So where exactly are we going to shop?" Harry asked sitting next to Jersey.

"Abercrombie and Fitch, Gucci, Versace, Armani, Ralph Lauren, Luis Vitton, Tommy Hilfiger, and the Adiddas outlet. Unless Draco's found some other place, and then to some sunglass place that Draco and Lucius go to. Don't worry it's on us." Jersey said noticing Harry's frightened face.

"How wealthy are you exactly?" Harry asked fixing his chair so he could recline a little.

"Well, let's just say Draco and mines great grandchildren would have to work a day in their lives and their families would still be very comfortable. Father, or Lucius as you know him, owns half of Gringotts and Burgin and Burkes, along with being a school governor, and Sev teaches Potions and sometimes helps the Aurors at the Ministry of Magic." Jersey explained trying to keep up with Draco who was speeding along the country roads.

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A/N: On with the reviews.

Volleypickle16: At least I'm the only one that's in this perdiciment. I was wondering, do you think I should change the summary?

Spiritual Fantasy: Yes I'll keep on writing, I have like 17 chapters already wrote. I'm glad that it's super duperly fanstasic and that you've come to expect that from me. That means alot keep up the good work with your stories also.