IRCA: O.O someone liked it! OMG! THAT FING ROX! You the best alchemist4kumoguro. And yes Ed is evil, so for all you fangirls just imagin Ed in the sexiest black outfit you can picture, then imagine him wrinkling his noise like a bunnie with dark slitted eyes...hot huh? LOL. Luara is home so I am going to troop on by myself for right now.
Oh and of course: I DON'T OWN YU YU HAKUSHO, OR ED ELRIC (neither dose laura no matter how much she wants Ed)
Ed went slowly down the hallway to his room. Suddenly he felt an errie presence about the hall. He turned and thouht he saw a shadow but nothing was there! Ed shifted his wieght from one foot to the other and slowly brought out a small dagger from his coat. If this was one of his assasination targets then he would kill then right here and now. Suddenly a shadow erupted from the corner of the hall and can crawling tords ed at a rapid speed. Ed saw a lamp next to him and flipped it on FAST! The shadow stopped and in its place there was a 7ft long Komodo dragon named Skid happily looking up at him with cuteness in his face. Ed blinked at the stange creature. Skid blinked to then let out a loud but happy sounding noise that sounded like this: EEeeeeeEEEhhhHHHHhhHHHhPPPPPPooooooooo. Ed flinched. Skid looked up at Ed like he were a child waiting to be omplimented on his great performance. Ed nodded, and suddenly Skid jumped on him and started licking his face LIKE A DOG! "GAH! HELP ME SOMEONE KILLER REPTILE! COME QUICK HES STARTING TO LICK LOWER!" Ed screamed! "SKID!" A voice came from infront of Ed. Ryoko stood bewilderd by what she say. Skid looked up and quickly bounded to her feet rolling over like he wanted his belly rubbed. Ryoko bent down and started cuddling the komodo dragon, smothering it with kisses "Ohhhh Your such a good little dragon aren't you! You got our house guest good didn't you! YES! Drooled all over Mr.Elric! Serves him right for trying to get in NarNar's pance. YES hes did!" Ryo smiled now full on wrestling with Skid. Ed got up quickly and went to his room muttering something about needing to an insane asylum here.
Meanwhile Narcissa decided to take a walk on the beach and think about thing, things like the laundry needing done, house cleaning, the price of rice and spice in Romanina, Ed's hot body, Renting out rooms (kwabara,kurama,and yuske won't be needing thiers anymore) Ed's lips, how much she'd like to spank him right now, taxes, car insurance, the usual things people have to think of. Well she was walking along when suddenly she tripped and fell on a rock. Or so she thought. narcisa turned around and saw a gigantic clam just sitting on the beach reading entertainment magizien. The clam looked up at Nar and snorted "Watch where your going fool" Narcissa blinked. "what are you doing out here you stupid clam!" She hissed. The clam spun around in his shell "I Am NO Clam!" It yelled "I am A muscle! MUSCLE! Do You Know how many people call me clam!" Narcissa nodded no. the cla...I MEAN...muscle sighed "I'm Manfred the wishing muscle" He said slowly. "Wishing mucsle?" Narcissa repeated. "Yes whishing muscle, you rub me you get a wish, or thats what they say...yah I don't know for sure." Narcissa tilted her head. "wanna try?" The muscle asked. Narcissa stared for a while then shrugged and bent down to rub the cla...I mean muscles sea worn shell wish sea slim covering it so that is looked a gringy green. she rubbed the shell slowly as the slim built up around her fingures. The smell the muscle gave of was repulsive! Like dog poopie with a mix of lime! EWW! Narcissa tried her hardest not to throw up. "Ohh thats the way" The muscles sighed. Narcissa blinked. Suddenly the muscle started to glow green, it lifted up into the air and was ingulfed in the light. When it started to decend the clam had transformed into a tiny little bird with blue fethers and tiny beak. Narcissa clinked "WTF IS THIS ALL ABOUT!" She screamed, "I WAS SUPPOSE TO GET A WISH! NOT TURN YOU INTO A CUTE LITTLE BIRD!" The muscle who was now a cute bird about the size of a football blinked. "Well I dont Understand either! What did you wish for?" The bird asked Narcissa frowned "Well...I kinda got distracted...my stomach was growling so bad cause I'm so hungry that I couldn't make the wish properly." she said. The innocent little bird blinked "Are you kidding?" It asked. Narcisa nodded no then looked down at her tummy which had just let out a rather large growl. Narcissa frowned and looked at the bird and suddenly got an evil idea. "Hmmm...bird sounds good to eat right now." She said as her cat ears and claws came out. The bird twiched "no...NO NO NO NO!" hes said trying to fly away...but...it was all to late. With-in five minutes the bird was aten and narcissa sat happily sunning herself on the beach before the sun went down"
Meanwhile Ryo had went to bed and Skid had acompanyed her into her room flopping down on the smaller bed in the corner with his name on it."Goodnight Skid! Sleep tight!" she smiled. Skid EEEEeeeeeehhhhHHHHHHPPPPPoooopppooooo'ed and then went to sleep. Three hours later: ryoko layed sleeping in bed. When suddenly a black shadow appeared in the window. Ryo mummbled something then rolled over in her sleep. Hiei stepped down from the window and moved twords ryo's bed. he looked around not noticing Skid in the corner. He bent down near Ryo and moved the hair out of her face. At this time skid had woken up. He let out a low growl hiei didn't hear because he was to interested in what he was doing. Skid moved slowly twords Hiei, nobody messed with his Ryo. Hiei was still consentrating on Ryo. Suddenly Hiei let out a blood freezing scream. Ryo shot up out of bed and screamed. Hiei was twiching and shaking in pain. He looked down at where his man parts were, and there was Skid. Hiei tried to say something but nothing came out. His eyes crossed and Skid let go and Hiei fell on the bed. "SKID! HIEI! WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?" She said grabbing Hiei and shaking him gently. "NARCISSA! HELP! HIEI's HURT!" She screamed. Narcissa came running in and helped Ryo get Hiei to the hospital wing. There he was put in a healing chamber. Ryo sat in the hospital wing for the night. Skid at her side. "SKID!" Why did you have to do that?" She asked looking down at the dragon. Skid snorted and glared at Hiei then to Ryo and snorted again. Ryo rolled her eyes. She walked over to the tank where Hiei was. Good thing you didn't take it off and just shook him up a bit. She said looking at her komodo. Skid almost seemed to smile and lick his lips. "Ehhhhh...your a sick little dragon aren't you" Ryo sighed. Soon later Hiei can out good ( I can see all the fangirls sighing with relife about that!) as new and ready to kill Skid. He pulled out his katana and started walking twords Ryo"s darling pet. Ryo realized what was happening and got between him and Skid. "Let me through!" Hiei hissed. "ARE YOU INSANE! THATS MY BABY!" she yelled. Hiei pushed Ryo out of the way. Skid hised and got ready to fight. Ryo tryed to stop Hiei again. She ran right in front of him and grabbed his waist "NO!" She yelled trying to use athority in her voice. Hiei kept walking with Ryo still in front of him! Ryo had to act quick, she looked up at Hiei and leaned forward...and used this motion to kick Hiei in the nuts. Hiei twiched then looked at Ryo "No...Fare" He hissed falling on his knees. Ryo bent down and tryed to comfort him. Hiei twiched and slowly got up and waddled to the door. Ryo sat in the middle of the floor frowning. Skid was wagging his tail happily.