CHAPITRE THREE! As typed by Narcissa, or Blood Moon Spinstress! Mua ha ha ha… let us once again follow the misguided adventures of the two sisters and their houseguests! Ryo wont have any hand in this chunk of adventure, as she expressly told me to type this! Poor girl… I'm hyper tonight… so just bear with me! If you have half as much fun reading this as I did typing it, you'll… have a lot of fun!

Hmm where were we? Ah yes… Sprit detective Yuske Urameshi, his odd lovesick pompadouring friend Kuwabara, and their feministic male friend Kurama had been killed in a turf war when they returned to Makai to check up and plan with Lord of Spirit world, the all-powerful midget baby type thingy Koenma! (A/N: yeah so I'm not respectful to him… so what? He sucks something that looks an awful lot like a pacifier!) The threesome, along with the three eyed demon midget Hiei (A/N: come on you know I love him anyways -.-U), were sent to hide in the human world from a new group of demon menaces by Koenma himself. However, the location where they were sent was far from safe! They went to the house of Narcissa Darkmoon and Ryoko Highmoon (A/N: Ryo and I bow to the cheering- no wait… booing audience! --u), taking up four of the five vacancies! The last vacancy was taken by none other than the hot headed midgetated alchemist Edward Elric (A/N: Oh yeah! You def. know I love Ed…) who is an unknown to YOU factor whom has charmed the heart of kindly and responsible Narcissa! Hiei, on the other hand, began to charm the volatile and hyper-psychotically-dangerous-to-everyone-around-her Ryoko (A/N: MUA HA HA!), apparently also having to do with the crazy komodo dragon Skid. And much as she may make it seem I'm not THAT obsessed with Ed (pretty close tho.). That's the summary folks, hold on to your seats and let your popcorn fly up and splat the people in all the rows behind you! hee hee heee

Since I can't remember exactly where we left off, here's a general start: The next morning, pandemonium reigned. Koenma had decided to pay an early personal visit to the house to check up on security and collect Yuske, Kuwabara and Kurama's stuff. Narcissa, having dragged herself out of bed and gotten dressed in ultra baggy side pocketed jeans, black combat boots and a dark green tank top, had finally made it down the stairs and saw Ryoko, wearing a pair of low rise jeans and a black tank top with a pair of sandals rolling around on the ground laughing her bum off while Hiei, in a pair of ultra baggy black pants and his trademark black boots attempted to put out a small fire in his hair. Ed was standing in the corner wearing a bathrobe, trying to stay out of the way while muzzily eating a bowl of cocoa puffs. Every time Hiei came running over, Ed had to dodge and maintain his balance while keeping Hiei from dumping his cereal on his head to put out the sizzling flames. Ryoko was slipping her trusty lighter into her pocket when Narcissa grabbed her wrist and glared at her. "What the heck did you do that for?" Narcissa snapped as she grabbed Hiei with her other hand and, not paying attention, dunked him headfirst into the soapy dishwater. Ed looked at the legs and small column of smoke coming out of the sink, grinned wryly, put his bowl in the sudsy water, and went back upstairs to shave and get ready for the day. Meanwhile, Ryoko was rubbing her toe into the tile of the kitchen floor and trying to avoid Nar's stare. "Um…" she said evasively, "Look! It's the muskrat!" Narcissa whipped her head around, snarling, "Where is that repulsive rodent who likes to make our lives so much trouble?" While Narcissa was looking away, Ryo ran back upstairs, and the sound of her door slamming and maniacal laugher were then heard. "I don't think I can take this anymore," Narcissa moaned, leaning up against the counter, as Hiei resurfaced. "All I did was ask her what her pills were for!" He said confusedly. (A/N: LOL…long story…) "Oh that explains it." Narcissa said, and grabbed a bottle of Gatorade as she walked outside and to the pond. "That explains it?" Hiei spluttered, then Koenma reappeared in front of him and said, "The defense checks up! You should be safe here. I'm going for now but you know how to contact me if you need to." Hiei did one of his trademark snorts and said, "I need no one." Koenma sighed and disappeared. Hiei looked around, then sighed and started doing the pile of dishes.

Five minutes later… the trademark sounds of an electric guitar sounded through out the house… horridly off-key. Hiei winced sympathetically as he listened to someone trying and failing miserably to tune it. Finally, he walked upstairs and knocked on Ryo's door. She opened it and glared out at him. "What." He snorted and said, "I came to see if you'd like some help tuning your guitar." She looked at him, then said, "Fine…" He walked down to his room, grabbed his own guitar, then went back to her room and looked around. It was simply elegant. There was a little bit of a clothing mess on the floor though. He walked over to the bed and sat down, the gently picked up the guitar sitting next to it and strummed it experimentally. A few moments later, he had it perfectly in tune. Ryo regarded him coolly, then grabbed it back and strummed it herself. She nodded respectfully at him, then eyed his guitar. He picked it up and strummed a short and simple melody. She responded by starting a newer song, and he joined in with a countermelody. Soon the sound of guitars filled the house. "Perfect cover…" Ed thought to himself, and pulled out a small transmitter. He flicked it on, and a small image of a hooded man appeared. "Master, I have infiltrated the house and am working on forming basic relationships with the target and civilians." He said tonelessly. "Good… they'll never suspect that you are the spy sent to kill the demon…" The master said. "Continue according to our plan." Then the hologram disappeared. Ed hid the transmitter back amongst his clothing in the dresser and then walked outside. "Continue according to our plans… and let nothing stand in the way." He thought darkly, staring at Nar as she chased a butterfly.

Ooh dontcha feel bad for Nar an Hiei and Ryo now? Don't… there's gona be more twists in this story than in a longhaired tight perm! Flicks her heavy metal music up from "Stun" to "Kill" and continues typing grimly

Hmmkay. Krang I'm hungry… goes to get donut

While Hiei and Ryo play, and Narcissa runs around like a kid, and Ed plots evilly, Lord Koenma is sitting in a chair grinning smugly and watching all the scenes unfold. "Oh yes… my little spy… kill Hiei and then we can take over Spirit world, then nothing will be able to stop us on our conquest of the human world! Too bad that Hiei wont kill innocents… he'd have been rather useful. Now he's just trash to be swept out of the way…" Koenma reverted to his teenaged form and laughed long and evilly… (A/N: Betcha didn't see THAT coming!) Then went for his daily nap. CUT TO: me spassing out and smacking her computer to kill the large black ant crawling on it. CUT TO: Hiei finally stops playing and looks at Ryoko. "You play incredibly well." He said slowly. She looked at him proudly, then shrugged and said, "Well you don't totally suck yourself." He sighed quietly, then picked up his guitar and walked out of her room and down to his own. She blinked twice, slightly confused, then continued to strum her guitar. Even Narcissa heard the scream of pain. She sighed and slapped her forehead with the palm of her hand, muttering "What's Ryoko gone and done to herself now?" then pretended to not have heard the scream. Ed, holding his chest to calm his racing heart, stared up at the house in confusion. "She wasn't in my room so it had nothing to do with me" he muttered, and then sat down on a rock to calm back down. Hiei spazzed out and ran down the hall, skidding to a halt outside Ryo's door. "What happened?" He asked worriedly. She looked up at him, then showed him her cut up fingertips. He sighed, then gently stuck Band-Aids with healing gel on each one. She sniffled a bit, and then muttered "Thank you" quietly. He sighed and nodded a reply, then said, "I'm off to Makai to get my katana repaired, it mysteriously broke last night." and disappeared in a poof of black smoke. He didn't see her twitch slightly and say "Oops…"

Ryoko frowned and sighed. "Well, how was I to know that slamming a sword into a large heavy rock will break it?" She said sourly, then crawled back into bed and fell asleep. Moo Goo Gai Pan! What does that have to do with the story, you ask? Well… you see… absolutely nothing! How dare you try to sidetrack me… now where were we? Ah yes… Narcissa looked at Ed sitting alone on a rock, wearing baggy blue jeans and a white wife beater with tennis shoes, and blinked twice, then got an idea. "Hey Ed," She called as she walked over, "How'd you like to go to the mall with me?" Ed blinked twice bemusedly, then nodded. "Hey, how about we take my motorcycle?" He asked. She blinked twice, and then nodded. After a careful ride to the mall, where Nar blushed the whole way because Ed was ripped and she "had to keep her arms around his waist for balance", they were at the place with everything… the mall! Narcissa immediately dragged Ed off, to the Arcade! After much begging, she finally got him to agree to play a game with her… any game of her choice. LOL… poor Ed… She immediately walked over to the raised "Dance Dance Revolution" stage and grinned at him. He got a large scared look and slowly started backing away, but the crowd shoved him forward. He reluctantly got on the second pad, and Narcissa put in the tokens. "Just don't pick an embarrassing song PLEASE," he asked pleadingly. All she did was laugh maniacally and put on the wristbands that recorded your hand movements as well as your foot movements. Ed gulped and put on his. "You picked 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua!" (A/N: It's the song that everyone has on their computer play list but is embarrassed about!) the computer voice announced. "Oh god…" Ed said as the music started. "Hi Ed!" Narcissa said cheerfully in reply. "Can we do something else PLEASE?" Ed said. "No Ed!" Narcissa said, and then the beat kicked in and the arrows started flashing. Ed sighed, and then slammed straight into the song. He and Narcissa danced the whole song in perfect unison, which if you've ever seen the hand and foot movements to that song it's darn near impossible! When the song ended, Ed looked at her and sighed. She smiled at him and giggled, then pointed up at the screen as the announcer said, "Here's a replay of that, folks!" As Ed watched them dancing in unison, he had to admit that they looked good together. Narcissa looked at him and grinned, then ran off to play another game. After a while, they went off to the food court to grab something to eat.

Meanwhile… Ryoko rolled over in her sleep and continued to breathe slowly and deeply, unaware of the black shadow standing next to her bed. "It was broken by someone with very small hands slamming it into something hard." The words of the sword smith ran though Hiei's head as he watched her sleep. "But why would she break my sword?" he wondered to himself. Why is this four pages (and counting!) I myself wonder? She sighed happily in her sleep, and, as she does, as I know from hearing it myself, she muttered "Hiei" ever so softly in her sleep. He jumped slightly and froze, but she was still sleeping. "Curious." Hiei muttered to himself, then walked back down the hall to his room and replaced his katana on the stand. He looked out the window boredly, then leapt out into the tree and sat down in the crook of it. He looked up at the sky, which was steadily clouding over, then muttered "rain's coming." A slight pattering of it made him leap back into the house, and as it started pouring he ran around and closed windows, then went and sat in the observatory to watch the thunderstorm. Meanwhile, Narcissa and Ed were speeding down the freeway to try and beat the storm when it struck. They were both totally soaked immediately, and pulled into the driveway through about an inch of rain. The ocean was all stormy and lightning occasionally flashed across the sky. Narcissa lightly jumped off the back of the motorcycle and walked over towards the beach as Ed put away his motorcycle and went to stand by the door. "Are you coming?" He called. "In a bit…" She called, then peeled off her boots and started dancing in the rain because I actually do that. He sighed, watching her, then mentally slapped himself and went inside. Suddenly, a waterspout appeared on the ocean near the beach. Nar yelped and started to run inside, but it split in half and one raced in front of her, then they started circling around her. Hiei, watching from the observatory, gasped. A large crack of thunder woke Ryo up and sent her racing to the window, where she started laughing. Ed ran back outside, clapped his hands, then slammed them into the beach. A wall of sand appeared and stopped both waterspouts. Narcissa ran over to him, and started giggling. "What a rush…" she said. Ed glared at her and said, "You need to be more careful!" She smiled at him and said, "Aww, was you worried about me, little Eddykins?" He glared at her, then stomped up to his room. "Apparently…" She said quietly to herself, frowning, and sighed quietly as she watched the sky clear up.

To bed for me… for now… But rest assured, tomorrow I'll type the afternoon and the wonderful little Hiei and Ryo plot idea I have! twenty four hours later . Sweet I got my new books… Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception, Full Metal Alchemist 2, XXX Holic, Princess Ai 2, and Yu Yu Hakusho 7! And so here is the next part:

Meanwhile… Ryoko blinked twice and looked up. "I wonder what the sword smith said to Hiei about his sword?" she wondered, then twitched and snuck down the hallway to his room. She looked around carefully, and not seeing him, crept in and walked over to his sword stand. She carefully pulled the katana out of its sheath and looked at it, and sighed in relief. It didn't even have a slight crack in it. She grinned evilly, and jumped out the window into the rapidly clearing afternoon, then began to run towards a large rock outcropping. Hiei, in the observatory, looked down and watched her running towards the rock. Then he noticed the sword in her hand. "Wait… no… that can't be… oh my god it is!" He yelled. "THAT'S MY KATANA!" He leapt out of the observatory and streaked like a black shadow down in front of Ryoko. She jumped and yelped in shock, then looked away and tried to hide the katana behind her back. "Give it here…" Hiei said sharply. "Give what here?" Ryoko replied innocently. "I'm not hiding anything behind my back or anything…" "Please just give it here." Hiei said coldly. "Umm… fine! I didn't need to use your sword to break the rocks blocking the entrance to the crystal caverns anyways!" She shoved it into his chest sideways, y'know? and huffily continued walking towards the rocks. "Crystal cavern?" Hiei said curiously as he tucked the sword into his belt and slowly started following her. "Yes, the crystal cavern, a place of magical power, has caved in and I was using your sword to try to open it!" she snapped sourly. "So that's why you broke my sword…?" He said curious and a tad angrily. She twitched and quickly said, "Broke? Broke? I didn't know you had a katana! I'd never just take it away. Why would I use your sword?" Hiei smirked knowingly and stared at the large pile of rubble they had arrived in front of. "So this is the fabled Crystal cave?" he asked. She looked at him and nodded. He sighed and looked at the pile of large boulders, then flexed his right shoulder and stood in a battle stance. Ryo looked at him, confused. Hiei smirked, then concentrated and a ball of darkness surrounded his hand. "Dragon of the Darkness Flame!" He shouted, and a large dragon of pure evil and negative energy summoned from the depths of spirit world appeared and streaked towards the rocks, causing them to instantly melt and open the way.

Ryoko stared at him. "Oh my gosh was that what I thought it was?" she wondered in awe. The dragon of the darkness flame… the most powerful darkness attack, and the only one who had truly mastered its ways and had finally consumed and been consumed by it. And he had simply used it to open the way for her! She looked at him, then smiled softly and said, "Thank you. Why did you do that for me?" He frowned thoughtfully and said, "I figured you must have a good reason for wanting to get into there. That and… it would cost too much to get my katana repaired again." Ryo's smile disappeared and was replaced by a scowl, and she stalked into the cave and went back to the secret passage in the back. Hiei blinked confusedly, then stealthily followed.

And here, the overtired author Narcissa takes a break from typing this story on cartoon Saturday night and starts dancing, boogying, bee-bopping, rapping, headbanging, and generally shaking her butt around to the opening of "One Piece" and later on now, the openings of "S-Cry-Ed" and "Paranoia Agent". NOTE: stuff like that happens when she's overtired. She loses control. (A/N: God I can understand that it's Saturday night on the fourth of July weekend but why the heck does everyone in the neighborhood have to light off fireworks at midnight/two am?)

Ryo walked into a small room that was lit by small candles in globes around the walls and reached into the small cabinet in the corner. As Hiei watched her, she pulled out a small vial that glowed green and popped it open, then poured it into what looked like a modified asthma breather device thingy. (A/N: She's gonna love this…) As Hiei confusedly watched her, she took it and slowly but steadily inhaled it until it was empty. Then Hiei asked her the ultimate question… "What are your pills and inhaler for?" Ryo looked at him sideways and said sourly, "You wouldn't believe me even if I did tell you the truth. It's too fantastical." Hiei frowned at her and said, "Try me." She looked at him and sighed, then said, "It's a long story, the short of it is that I am going to be the harbinger of the end of the world. The pills and inhaler keep the apocalypse trapped inside of me but one day it's going to break free and then there will be a lot of trouble." Hiei stared at her. "Apocalypse?" he asked curiously. "The end of the world is inside of me. According to Narcissa, I'm going to be a portal to the destroyers of worlds." Hiei blinked twice. "Narcissa knows about this too?" He asked curiously. "Yes, she's the one who developed the medicines and decided to stay here. I believe that even if the end of the world did come, she'd be able to find a way to destroy or stop it (A/N: OH god it's the killer kittens! Run! Never mind private joke…)." Ryo said, laughing slightly. Hiei laughed quietly as well, wondering how her life was knowing that someday she was destined to end the world, and then walked with her back out into the sunlight. She suddenly looked sideways at him and said, "There's no way for me to tell how or where on when the portal will open, and what will cause it's opening…" He blinked twice and smiled at her, shrugging slightly. She said softly, "Every time I get close to someone and I tell them about this, they run away." Hiei looked at her, and the look in his eyes told her what he thought of them. She blinked twice and blushed, then started walking quickly towards the house. He smirked slowly, and then hopped back into his room as the light of the setting sun illuminated the waves. Ryoko went to her room and started thinking about stuff. Ed, who was already in his room sulking, got up and went down to the kitchen to grab something to eat. Narcissa came in from the outside where she had been mowing the lawn (A/N: I hate mowing the lawn with a passion) and as she walked behind him, reached out and grabbed a bottle of water out of the fridge without looking and kept walking up the stairs, then walked into Ryo's room and the sounds of conversation floated down the stairs, along with laughter and the scent of nail polish. Ed stared after here, a bit miffed, then shrugged and went upstairs with a can of pop and a sandwich. Everyone soon fell asleep… except for Nar and Ryo. After grinning and waving bye to Ryo, Narcissa crept out onto the rooftop with piles of various brightly colored rocketing combustibles and handed them to her cleaning pixies with a plan. They went down to the yard and arranged them on the lawn, then started setting them off. Narcissa smiled and sighed, then lazily waited for everyone to get out there and watch. Soon enough, Ryoko came up, followed by Hiei and Ed. They all laid on their backs and watched the wonderful light show, then simply stared at the stars and made small talk until they all finally fell asleep.

Hope you all enjoy reading through this… six pages on Microsoft word! Please post your comments to my first posted story on here! More will soon come from Blood Moon Spinstress, you can be sure of that!