Chapter 12: Shoots and Questions.

At 9:30 the next morning Harry, Blaise, Draco, and Jersey wereawoken by house elves, and sent down to breakfast. "The magazine will be here in twenty minutes. Eat up, brush your teeth, and they said they were going to set up by the pool." Severus explained looking up from the paper.

"What do we wear?" Harry asked, he had never done a photo shoot before.

"Your pajamas. They give you clothes to wear. You'll do fine." Blaise tried to stifle his laughter. After rushing around the house since breakfast ran over ,the four of them made their way towards the pool.

"Ok, here's what we're going to do. We'll start with whomever finishes getting ready first. We'll do individual shots first, then we'll have Draco and Jersey do a few stills, then all of you, then we'll do some crazy fun stills, are there any I've missed?" The Photographer said, debriefing them.

"Yeah, couple photos. Draco and Blaise are a couple, or at least they just started being one, and Harry and I have been going out for three years so we are definitely a couple." Jersey explained, watching the photographer's face break into a huge grin.

"Great idea. Okay, go get ready. Harry and Blaise are in wardrobe, Draco and Jersey into make-up." Blaise ended up being the first one done, followed by Harry, then Draco and finally Jersey.

"It took you long enough." Blaise joked lounging back in a chair with his elbows propped up on the back of the chair. He was in faded blue jeans, sandals, and an opened blue plaid button up t-shirt. He also had sunglasses on top of his spiked hair.

"Yeah, well they kept re-doing my make up. Very sexy pose." Jersey laughed, standing over by Harry.

"Yeah, well it's been like the hundredth sexy pose I've been in. You should have seen the one before this where my shirt was unbuttoned a long with my pants, and they had me on the pool chair lying down with my hands behind my head. I was afraid Harry might jump me." Blaise gave Harry one of his seductive smiles.

"Draco you're next." The photographer called. The photo shoot went well enough for him taking headshots and model poses before it turned sexy. Draco was literally in the pool down to his boxers.

"Well, all the ladies will get a kick out of this until they read the interview and find out I'm gay." Draco pulled his body halfway out of the water while the photographer took pictures. Harry was put into the same predicament though he still had his pants on. The three of them agreed that Harry was definitely hot when wet, even when he was still clothed.

"Oh! It's Jers' turn. Let's see tight arse hip huggers and a black almost see through tank top, any bets on how long those will last before they strip her down to the pink bikini underneath?" Draco, Blaise, and Harry sat down behind the photographer. Jersey's first photo was her lying next to the pool, her t-shirt up above her stomach, one hand behind her head, and the other one in the water. It quickly turned into Jersey in her bikini crawling on the ground towards the photographer. Once that was done the four teenagers went back into the trailers to change for couple photos, and the photos of Draco and Jersey. Twenty minutes later Blaise and Draco were both dressed in muggle Aeropostale clothing. Draco was in a white t-shirt that read Pimpin' ain't easy, with khaki shorts. Blaise was wearing a maroon shirt that read Caution: things could quickly heat up. Harry and Jersey stood in awe at their photo shoot. The first picture they took of Blaise and Draco was of the,holding each others hands and looking into each other's eyes. Then they did one of Blaise sitting behind Draco on a lounge chair. Draco was leaning back with his head resting his head on Blaise's shoulder. Blaise's arms were wrapped around Draco's waist, there hands clasped together.

"You two are so cute!" Jersey yelled.

"No, we're fucking hot!" Draco started laughing. Then it was Harry and Jersey's turn. Harry was in blue shorts and a green t-shirt, and Jersy was in a white skirt and white tank top. Jersey sat on Harry's lap, her arm around his neck. Harry's arm was around her waist and the fingers of his other hand tilted her head up like they were going to kiss. It went on like that for three more pictures before the photographer called Draco over.

"Should we just act like ourselves, or do you want to position us?" Draco asked, glad that the shoot was almost over.

"The first one I just want you two back to back. Then act like yourselves." Once they took the first picture, Jersey jumped onto Draco's back, Draco held her legs while she kissed his cheek.

"Do they really act like that?" The photographer asked, shocked.

"Yeah, those two are practically inseparable. We didn't expect them to act this way either, but their twins so I guess it's normal." Blaise laughed, Draco had picked Jersey up and walked over towards the pool.

"Draconis! Don't you dare!" Jersey yelled, looking down and seeing nothing but water. The photographer took this chance to take as many photos as possible. Blaise ran forward to push them both into the pool, and Harry ran forward to push Blaise. In a huge splash all three of them were in the pool. Harry turned around to walk away proud with himself when he felt four hands on both his legs, and a pair in his belt loop. Both Harry and Jersey fell into the pool, Jersey had pulled the top of his pants, so it was easier for Harry to tip over.

"Well that's all. Once you get dried off and re-dressed our interviewer will be inside in the sitting room. I believe your parents are being questioned already." Draco and Harry got out first.

"Guys, we have a little problem. Anyone want to throw in a shirt or pair of pants for Jers? Her clothing is see through. Drake, white becomes see through when it's wet." Blaise explained.

"Well, why don't you give her clothing?" Draco asked.

"Shirts too short, boxers are also white." Harry took his shirt off and give it to Jers.

"Thanks babe." Jersey put on the t-shirt. Once both arms were in the air Harry took one hand, Draco the other and pulled her out. Blaise climbed out behind her.

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An hour later the four teenagers were sitting down in the sitting room. "Hi, it's nice to meet you all. My name is Samantha Skyvo. I asked your parents the basic questions like favorite color, food, allowance. Don't worry Mr. Potter, Lucius answered to the best of his ability, and I'll have you check them over at the end. So, Ralph explained about the couple thing, so let's start with that. Well, I'll let you decide who'll go first." Samantha said, taking out a quill and a bit of parchment.

"Well, we can start, we started being a couple a week ago. We've liked each other for a wile, but it took Jersey to get us to admit it. "Blaise smiled at Jersey.

"Jersey and I started going out when Draco and I got into a fight after class. She called me a dudder head and when I thought about it she was right. I went to tell her and ended up kissing her. We've been together ever since, which has been a total of three years."

"Any engagement plans? Thoughts? Will there be a wedding sometime in the future?"

"Not yet. We're taking each day as it comes." Jersey explained, taking Harry's hand.

"So Blaise, Harry, what's it like hanging out with the Malfoy twins?"

"I've known them since we were young. We live the same lifestyle, so it's much like daily life when I'm around them. Jers is like my sister, we even ended up with the same jobs. But it's refreshing and wicked to hang out with them at the same time, because they are extremely close. If I hadn't known them when we started Hogwarts, I would have sworn they were dating. I think it is impossible to find two people, especially brother and sister that are as close as they are."

"I've only started to hang out with both of them about a week ago, andsince they came to rescue me from my muggle relatives, my world has been thrown into a hurricane. I have never had so much fun, or laughed as hard for a while. I mean I'm still friends with Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley, and that will never change, but their lifestyle is so much different then the twins. As Blaise mentioned before though, they're tight, I mean Draco will literally pick out an outfit for Jersey to wear if time is tight and vise versa."

"So, if you could all say one thing about each other what would it be? We'll start with what you'd think of Blaise Zabini."

"Sexy." Draco called out.

"Ladies-man." Jersey winked at him.

"Patient."

"That's interesting Harry, why did you choose that?" Samantha asked.

"Dating the twins, you definitely need patience, because they take forever to get ready. Plus, he worked at St. Mungos last week to get certified and that took a lot of patience also."

"Wow. Ok, what about Draco?"

"Rebellious." Blaise and the rest started laughing at the look Draco threw him.

"Funny." Jersey messed up Drake's hair.

"Um, this is hard. I haven't known him as a friend until a week ago, and before that we were enemies. So, if I had to choose one word it would be prince, because that's how his classmates see him."

"Fair enough." Draco agreed.

"What about Jersey?"

"Caring!" All three boys said at the same time.

"Believe it or not that's what your parents said also. So, why don't we get your opinion on why." Samantha asked smiling.

"She always puts people first. She saved Harry from his relatives, made friends with a dieing child at St. Mungos while she was working there. She helped us get together, and the list could go on and on." Draco explained, smiling.

"And finally Harry."

"Shy."

"Self-conscious." Draco laughed remembering the shopping spree.

"Intelligent."

"Now that that's out of the way. I have a letter from one of our readers in Northfolk, Virginia, United States of America. She says…"

Dear Samantha,

I heard you were going to interview the nominees that won the top 50 hottest international hotties. When I heard Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter, and Jersey and Draco Malfoy were going to be a few of the people you were going to interview I flipped out. I was wondering if you'd ask them what their nicknames are at home, school, and the ones they have for themselves.

Much thanks,

Bekki Tyler.

"Okay, wow, Harry should start since I think he has the fewest." Jersey said, trying to think of them all.

"Well, I have Har, Golden Trio, Dumbledore's Golden boy, and thanks to Draco, Scarhead."

"Slytherin's second sex god, Blaisey to Jers and Pansy, B.Z., B, and I think that's all for me."

"Slytherin sex God, Dray, Drake, D, Draco, since my full name's Draconis, and thanks to Harry ferret, ferret face, insufferable git. But that's before I knew he was dating Jers."

My turn! Hm…Jers, J, Mich, 'elle, Chas, Chast, Aid, Adrie. Princess, babe, hun, Dray's sis. We both have "The Twins." Lizzie, Liz, Beth, and I think that's it."

"Um, I was wondering Jersey, why you had so many different nicknames like Chas, Mich, and Beth?"

"My whole name is Jersey Adrienne Michelle Chastity Elizabeth Malfoy-Snape."

"Okay, well thank you for your time." Samantha got up and left.

"See that was funizy." Draco and Jersey burst out laughing.

"What?" Blaise asked, looking confused.

"At least I'm not the only one lost this time." Harry kept looking at the twins like they had three heads.

"Funizy, fun and easy. Gosh, it's not that hard." Jersey explained.

"Right." Blaise said, rolling his eyes.

"Hey guys, I had the weirdest dream last night. Now that I think about it thought I think it might be real. I had a dream that I was adopted by Lucius and another guy. They changed my last name and looks though. Which would really make Jers the Malfoy and Snape heir." Draco kept looking at the guilty, embarrassed, and scared faces, then to Harry's confused face.

"Well, um, it was…true. I'm sorry, but you had to know. So I slipped a potion into your tea last night and Blaise performed the Paternus charms, making you the rightful heir to both families. That's why I was upset the other day. I knew I could never be as good an heir as you would be. I was just as clueless about this as you were. Please, don't be mad at any of us." Jersey kept her eyes on the ground. It was starting to scare the other two whom had never felt fear come from Jersey. Draco stood up, glanced at everyone, then left the room without one word being said.

"He hates me now. I didn't think- I, I- Oh Merlin, what did I do?" Jersey ran out of the room in tears.

"Yeah, this just got a little awkward." Harry said, breaking the silence.

"I'll talk to Draco, you talk to Jersey. We'll have them and their parents working this all out by tonight." Blaise smiled standing up.

"This place is a little huge, you couldn't point me in the direction of where she goes when she's upset?" Harry asked, pulling out the map Jersey gave him on the first day he was there.

"Ok, we're here, Jersey would be in Potions dungeon four. It's Snape's potion lab, it comforts her, always has for some odd reason. That's there." Blaise said, pointing on the map.

"Thanks, see you soon hopefully."

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A/N: On with the Reviews!

Orlin: Your welcome for the use of your title...Thanks for coming up with it...8 times is nothing? Wow, I wish I could have your free time. Man I should have named chapter 11 that!

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