Chapter 18: Sirius and Muggle London! OH NO!

The next morning, Jersey woke up wrapped in Harry's strong and safe arms. "I could get very use to waking up like this." Jersey smiled, rolling over to see a fully awake Harry.

"I could too, but I think I'd like to wake up like this." Harry pulled her close and kissed her.

"Are you going to be this romantic even after we're married for a long time?" Jersey asked, resting her head on Harry's chest listening to his heart beat.

"Yep, as long as you always enjoy it. So, ready to face muggle London? Are you going to take them to the same stores as me?" Harry asked, slightly nervous at seeing John from Abercrombie and Fitch.

"Nope, There will be some of the same stores since Sirius acts like a teen, but mostly grown-up stores. We should get ready." Jersey said, heading towards the shower. "Are you coming or not? It will be quicker if we both take a shower at the same time." Jersey said, turning around in the bathroom door.

"Are you positive? I mean it might be better to shower alone." Harry said, not sure if he could be able to control himself.

"Yes I'm sure. It's just a shower, I won't look below the pant line, if that's what you're nervous about." Jersey said, taking her clothes off. Harry made a mental note to not let his eyes stray anywhere personal also. After a very interesting shower, which ended up with Harry in a cold shower and cleaning duties afterwards, they made their way down to breakfast.

"Har, are you okay? You look a little, um- embarrassed, maybe that's not the right word, but it will do." Remus said, looking up from the Daily Prophet.

"Well, see, we took a shower together, it's okay you two, we're engaged also, but Harry got a little too excited and ended up showering alone. So, yes embarrassed and humiliated are great words to use. So, we almost ready to go to London? I already reserved the cars." Jersey sat down at the table.

"You're engaged? Let me see, come on Jers! It's been near impossible to keep it a secret for so long." Draco said, taking Jersey's hand. "It's beautiful."

"We'll leave when everyone's done eating. Congratulations Jersey, Harry, you two deserve this." Remus got up and kissed his daughter, and new son in-law. After everyone was done eating they got ready to go pick up the two cars.

"Jersey, what kind of cars did you rent? I mean the Corvettes aren't going to fit five people." Draco asked, trying to figure out what car he'd have to drive since some cars drive differently from others.

"Imports, and I'm not renting them per say. We already own them, but it's easier to send them to the rental, because they'll be easier to pick up than going to France. It's the Supra and Lancer. "Jersey explained waiting for Draco to throw a fit.

"What! You're taking them? You're going to give your parents and Harry heart attacks! Plus, we can't re-buy them if anything happens since their originals from the Fast and the Furious one and two. Are you that crazy!" Draco yelled, turning towards her.

"Will you calm down. Admit it, you've been itching to drive them as have I. We'll even race! From the rental to the back of Giovanni's, loser pays $200 Galleons, and is the person to start the plan at Hogwarts."

"You're on, but that's not fair! You know I can't resist a bet, any bet for that instance." Draco took Sirius' hand and apparated to the car rental place. Jersey followed with Harry and Remus.

"You two do know Remi and I can do that on our own right?" Sirius asked, then paused to look around. "Oh! What's those? Can I try?" Sirius asked, heading towards the cars.

"Do you know how to drive dad-eo?" Jersey asked, looking between Sirius' elated face and Remus' worried one.

"Yep, I think. Is it anything like flying a broom?" Sirius asked seriously.

"NO!" Draco and Jersey yelled at the same time, taking the key out of Sirius' hand.

"Maybe you should just sit in the front with Draco, and Remus can sit in the front seat of mine. Is it okay if you sit in the back Harry?" Jersey asked, turning towards him.

"Oh I don't mind…Really I don't!" Harry said, getting into the back of the Lancer and pulling on as many seat belts that could reach him.

"Should we be worried?" Remus asked, getting in the front seat and looking back at Harry.

"Only if you value your life." Harry said, trying to relax. "You'll want to put that seat belt on…Believe me." Remus quickly put his on, as Jersey was getting into the car, putting her seat belt on, and starting the car. Once Draco nodded they both stepped on the gas and sped towards Giovanni's.

"Jersey! Jersey! Car!" Remus yelled, finally opening his eyes and praying they were there.

"Daddy, I know how to drive and handle this car, don't worry about it." Jersey turned the corner and slammed on the breaks, pulling into a warehouse. "Draco hasn't arrived yet has he?" Jersey asked the employee standing at the door.

"We won! We won! Ha Ha Ha-Ha ha!" Sirius said, coming out of the shadows. "Are you alright Remus?" Sirius asked, walking over to a shaking Remus.

"Never again." Remus said shakily.

"Yeah, that doesn't work. " Harry said, still death-gripping his seat belts.

"You are soo going to be home schooled for that. Now, let's get shopping." Remus said, leaning on Sirius for support.

"Here Draco. Guys it wasn't that bad, as I said we do know how to handle those cars, we have raced before." Jersey said, handing over the money to Draco.

"We're old Jers, please try to remember that." Remus said, calming down slightly.

"Ok, but what's Harry's excuse?"

"I have to save the wizarding world, we wouldn't want me dieing before then would we?" Harry asked, finally getting out of the car and taking Jersey's hand.

"You're all wusses. So do you two know your measurements or do we have to do that first?" Draco asked, opening the door for them.

"Let's do that first anyways just in case. Ok, Sirius you stand here, Remus you stand over there." Jersey said placing them on stools while Draco went out to get a representative.

"Hello Jersey, Draco.. Who are these new people?" Giovanni asked, walking in throw the curtain.

"These are my real parents. We found out I'm adopted. This is Remus Lupin and Sirius Black. This guy here is my Fiancé Harry Potter. We need to get Remus and Sirius new clothes, but we wanted to get their measurements done first… By any chance do you have your new fall collection in ?" Jersey asked, sitting down on Harry's lap.

"Yes, we actually received the designs and patterns for spring also. If you want you could look through them for us. I already got your sunglass order last night for these two, very nice I might add, but I expected nothing less from a Malfoy. I was curious as to why you're rushing today's shopping trip." Giovanni said, pulling out a measuring tape and taking Sirius' measurements first.

"My parents have stuff to do today. My dad-eo, the guy your measuring, he's an assistant Chemistry Professor, and my daddy works for Parliament, plus we have to get ready to go to school tomorrow."

"You're getting home schooled remember? You blew it with that driving!" Remus said, aggravated.

"Rigghhhht." Jersey said, rolling her eyes.

"Fine don't believe me, I'll just start taking away things you can do." Remus said, waving his hand in front of the mirror in the same fashion that Draco and Jersey do their wandless magic in.

"Ok, Ok, I understand. I'll be back, I have to go make a few appointments." Jersey got up, and walked out of the room.

"Whose going to go with her?" Harry asked turning towards Draco.

"I'll go, you stay here with these two since you them better than I do." Draco said, walking out with Jersey.

"What's going on?" Remus asked, looking at Harry through the mirror while being measured.

"Some sort of Dorm thing, they sort of protect their own. They make sure nothing happens to them, so they go in groups." Harry explained.

"Done, I'll be right back with clothes for you to try on. Jersey looked through everything yesterday online."

"Harry, what's she got planned?"

"See how I am? I didn't look like this before the make over." Harry said, turning around so they'd get a good look. "It was almost a whole days worth of shopping."

"How is she going to be able to fit the half a day we have into the whole day's worth of shopping she needs?"

"Easily" Giovanni said, entering the room. "Here are representatives from Gucci, Armani, Ralph Lauren, Tommy Hilfiger, Gap, Versace, Abercrombie and Fitch, Aeropostale, and American Eagle Outfitters for Sirius. Jersey had sent them online memos about your shopping trip along with clothing she had picked from their websites. I believe we still have Foot Locker and Fossil coming over as they were the last to see your measurements. Have fun with trying on your clothing." Giovanni and the other representatives had placed the clothes on racks according to whose name was on which one.

"Just be glad she isn't dragging you to each store. Well, I'll leave you guys alone then. I'll be right outside if you need anything." Harry said, walking outside of the curtain.

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Jersey and Draco were walking down one of the walkways when Draco finally turned to her. "What sort of appointments?"

"Hair, manicure, teeth. Yes, teeth Draco, I'm having their whitened." Jersey said, noticing the questioning look Draco was giving her.

"Okay then. So, when are you going to be back at Hogwarts?" Draco tried to start up a conversation feeling a bit awkward.

"Probably after a month or so when they deem it 'safe.' I'll be corresponding with people though about the plan, trying to get them to help. You know I'll have to be resorted right? Blaise wasn't sent to Azkaban, his dad got him off."

"Yeah I know, but Harry and I will make sure nothing happens."

"What happened between us Drake? You seem distant, more so than usual. I know it's because of Blaise, of what he did, but you didn't know. Please don't beat yourself up over it. I might not be your sister, but I'm more qualified than most to be able to hold that position, and kick your arse at the same time, as your cousin." Jersey jumped onto Draco's back.

"You know that I'm not letting you down, what are you going to do?" Draco asked, holding onto her legs.

"Use you as my personal transportation. We need to go in there." Jersey pointed towards the salon.

"Hello, can I help you?" A girl behind the counter asked.

"Yes, I would like to make an appointment for 11 o'clock. It's for two people, I'm sure Richard and Francois will be more than willing to clear their schedule."

"Ok." The receptionist said, a little confused. Jersey just smiled at her and then whispered in Draco's ear. After making a few more appointments, Draco stopped at the jewelry store.

"Ah, the Malfoy's. How can I help you?"

"Hello Terri, I wanted to buy a nice ring for my boyfriend. So how are you? I haven't seen you since you graduated three years ago."

"Good, I decided to move to muggle London after my parents were killed. You-Know-Who is getting stronger, but I guess you guys already knew that. SO whose the boyfriend?" Terri asked, pulling out a couple cases of rings.

"I'm sorry about your parents, we're working on defeating Voldemort. We just need time. My fiancé is Harry Potter." Jersey said, showing her the ring.

"By the way, Jersey and I aren't 'The Malfoy's' anymore, we never really were come to think of it. We found out we're second cousins. Her real father is Remus Lupin, whose Severus' cousin or something like that." Draco explained the best he could.

"Hey do you think Harry would like this?" Jersey asked, holding up a silver ring, in the middle was a second band that was designed like a snake and moved around the ring.

"That's pretty expensive Jers. Now that you've taken an allowance decrease, you should be watching your money."

"Terri how dare you! Just because Remus looked quite shoddy when he was teaching doesn't mean he couldn't have changed. I'll let you know he's the deputy Minister of Magic. Plus, I do work two jobs to make a little extra money, and the Malfoy's still consider me their daughter and sister, I still have access to their vaults. There's the damn money and you can tell your manager exactly why we won't be coming here anymore." With that Jersey grabbed a ring box and left the store. Once back at the clothing store Draco and Jersey entered to find Remus and Sirius almost finished and Harry asleep on a chair.

"Remus, Sorry, dad when you're done follow Draco, you have an appointment with a doctor about those scars, don't worry he's not a muggle. Sirius you'll follow Harry and I. That reminds me, Harry babe, wake up, come on." Jersey said, shaking Harry awake.

"Where next?" Harry asked confused.

"Just follow us." Sirius said laughing. Harry just nodded his head. "So Jers. Why don't you tell me about yourself, I mean I never got to know you very well when you were younger."

"Well I've been raised well, I had etiquette lessons, foreign language lessons, mostly French and Italian, but I can speak about 20 give or take a few. I've always wanted to open my own hospital, or family practice. I've also been Slytherin princess four years funning, and number three out of 100 on the hottest women in the wizarding world list, but you probably, knew that already." Jersey ended lamely.

"Lucius told me when you were little you use to sneak into their bedroom at random times and climb into their bed. According to him, you always looked like an angel. Now you only sleep in their room if something bad happens or if you were extremely upset. Should Remus and I take heed of his warning?"

"So what you'd like, didn't know that option was still good."

"Of course it is, we won't leave you upset and alone. Trust me, I've been there and I know how it feels, so where are we going?"

"Actually we are here. I'm pretty sure Francois will be more than helpful, don't worry about a thing, I've already worked it out. I'll be next door. We'll see you in about an hour."

"You must be Sirius. Well, follow me." Francois said, entering the room.

"Yes, what is going on? What does she have planned?"

"Just trust her. Come we'll wash your hair and figure out what to do next."

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"Jersey what is this place?" Harry asked, walking into the store.

"A tattoo and piercing parlor, you could have figured that by the sign out front. I'm getting a tattoo, you don't have to stay if you don't want. Excuse me sir, I'd like this put onto the left side of my lower abdomen , right here to be more precise." Jersey pulled her pants down a little, and pointed to a patch of skin a fingertip away from her hip bone. The tattoo was a heart with barbwire around it, there was also a blue ribbon behind it with Harry's name on it.

"Sure, I just need you to undo your pants and pull them down a bit more. Did you draw this?" The man asked, looking down at the small bit of paper.

"No my brother did an hour or so ago. This good enough?"

"Yep, just sit here, it might be a bit painful. What can I do for you.. Harry right, or are you her brother?"

"I'm Harry, and I'm fine. I'm just going to wait here for her." Harry said looking around.

"He'll come around one day." Jersey said, keeping her eyes off of the needles. Most of the day went smoothly. Remus' scars were near impossible to see, they no longer had gray hair, and their teeth were near perfect.

"See what I meant about those two going all out on a make over? So wha-" Harry all of a sudden fell forward.

"Harry? Oh Merlin Harry!" Jersey screamed, running back towards him.

"Jer, can you fix that?" Draco asked, pointing to the arrow sticking out of Harry's shoulder.

"Y-yeah, b-but I need a lot of supplies." Jersey started checking out the wound.

"Sirius and I will apparate to St. Mungos and get one of those gurney things, Draco grab Harry's feet and help Jersey apparate him, don't move him though." With that Remus made sure no muggles were around before Sirius and him apparated.

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A/N: Hey everyone, I actually got time to write this today since I stayed home from work with food posioning. Anyways on with the reviews.

Alchemist: Well as it's a fanfic and it's my story, I can have the Malfoys making everyone cakes and singing happy giddy songs if I want, and I could have the Dursley's loving Harry, so I'm sorry that you think it's OOC but get over it :). Maybe they would drive because of the fact that the kids like the cars and the fact that I want them to. They would be wearing clothes by Muggle designers because being the Malfoy's they deal with everyone, they have ties with everything, most are wizarding true but some of them are also muggle, I mean why wouldn't Lucius and Severus raise Jersey to hate muggles when she's part muggle anyways? They would be wearing muggle clothing at all because of the fact that I hate making up names for things I don't have to make up names for. Yes Jersey Malfoy is a non-exsistant character way to go on pointing out the obvious! About your it might be more realisitic if it was a cousin, dude let me get to the plot! Plus it's again a FANFIC! I could make Draco the youngest of 50 siblings had I wanted to with 17 fathers and 9 mothers and 210 girlfriends, not that I would I'm just trying to make a point. Ok, I didn't need an outline of when and how Harry had foiled Lucius Malfoy's plans, I've read the books I check out mugglenet I know! I'm not an idiot, but I'm starting to think that maybe you are. About Snape in swimming trunks, I find that Alan Rickman the guy who plays Snape is extremely hot! So I let my imagination wonder, and maybe you should too once ina while. Second off, I've never been in Hot Topics it's just a store name, again I hate creating them, and second I've never ever been to England let along anywhere outside the U.S.A. so how am I suppose to know?

why: No not all the Slytherins are going to be gay, which will end up being a little plot thingy later on in the story though, yes and poor Blaise, especially in the next chapter.

Kate: No the Malfoys don't run around telling everyone under the sun that the Slytherins wear masks to hide their true emotions, just the people in the room or whereever they were. Plus, I had gotten that idea out of the many fanfics I read, yes see I stole an Idea from hundreds of other people. Puh-lease is also not a word! However dumbass is! As I told Alchemist it's my fanfic so bugger off.

Sarahamanda: Thank you for leaving a nice review, and I'm glad that you liked the last chapter, and I hope you liked this one too.

Orlin: It's okay that you missed me on MSN, and I'm glad that you left a nice review also. I'm sick of people yelling at me about my fic. Oh course something bad is going to go wrong, doesn't it alway? I did complain about my yearbook and they offered to fix my sisters...go figure. You'll see what I'm going to do to Blaise in the next chapter. Mwahahahahahaha.