Jersey's Tale of Pain, Love, and Laughs Chapter 25: Jersey's Plan Pt 1, a harry potter fanfic

A/N: I am sorry about the double updates in two days, but I got a review that said that we weren't allowed to have polls in our fics, so after they kindly emailed me the guidlines, where it said nothing about not being able to bash on their policies (and that was a pretty stupid one), I had to dismantel the poll, however you all know what it is, if not email me and I'll send you the questions, and please etov.

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Chapter 25: Jersey's Plan pt. 1

"Thank you for hearing us out Tom, I already have a plan in motion for that old fool, and I'm positive that we will meet sometime in the near future." Jersey took Harry and Draco's hands while Draco picked up the portkey. Once they were back at Hogwarts, Jersey pulled Harry and Draco into the Room of Requirements. "Look you two, I saw father before I was able to get to Regulus. He knows what we did, however he doesn't know what we're going to do. I didn't think it was safe to tell him while I was there. We're on our own now, and we better pray that this plan I have works so listen up." Jersey started explaining her plan well into the night. The next day the three of them put Jersey's plan into action, though Draco and Harry were a little weary of the plan, they trusted Jersey and knew they had no other option.

"Professor Dumbledore, Harry and I would like to get married in a secret ceremony as soon as possible, it's just I have to change my last name, I need to get rid of the Malfoy part to break that promise to Voldemort." Jersey said, walking up to the teachers table the next morning.

"I'll see what I can do and owl you when I have everything ready. Miss Snape, I do believe we need to have a talk before I help you do anything else though."

"Headmaster please, just trust me. By the way, you have an owl behind you." Jersey said, pointing to the actual owl behind Dumbledore with a letter on it's leg.

"Thank you Jersey, and for now I will trust you." Dumbledore took the letter off of the owl's leg, and started reading the letter while Jersey went back to the Slytherin table.

"So did we figure out how those marks work?" Jersey whispered into Draco's ear.

"Yeah, but we need to make a distraction, it has to be big enough that it distracts everyone, I know what I need to do, but I just hope it works."

"You do know, we will be considered murderers after this right? There's no going back." Jersey said, looking into her brothers eyes.

"Yeah I know, but I'm sure that people will over see that fact. Where are you going?" Draco asked, watching Jersey get up again.

"I'm going to make a distraction, I can only promise you about 10 minutes at the most, is that enough time?"

"Yeah, but please be careful."

"I will now go." Jersey whispered, walking over to the Gryffindor table. Jersey walked right up to Harry and straddled his lap. "Please play along, Draco needs help." Jersey whispered in Harry's ear, then started lightly nibbling it. Jersey jumped onto the Gryffindor table, and waved her wand. Almost at once the muggle song 'Don't cha' started playing, Jersey took a deep breath, she had always hated performing in public and what she was about to do went against many of her morals.

"I know you like me, I know you do," Jersey starting singing, walking up to Marcus Flint, who Jersey knew had a crush on her, but also had a girlfriend. "That's why whenever I come around she's all over you," Which at the time was true also, because Marcus' girlfriend got up at sat right on Marcus' lap, even though her boyfriend, as were all the other boys, were staring at Jersey. The staff was completely shocked, but so far they could do nothing but stare wide-eyed at Jersey. "I know you want it, it's easy to see, And in the back of your mind I know you should be ahhh me." Jersey ran her hand down her body, giving everyone more than enough of a mental picture of what the sexual sound was suppose to mean. "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me, don't wish your girlfriend was a freak like me, don't cha." At this Jersey went back over to the Gryffindor table and started taking off her top in front of Harry. "Fight the feeling, leave it alone, cause if it ain't love it just ain't enough to leave a happy home." Jersey got right back onto Harry's lap, and started making out with him, in her skirt and bra, running her hands down Harry's chest.

Snape was so shocked he didn't see nor feel Draco's wand upon his arm, or the spell that hit it either. Draco made sure that he numbed most of the arm so when he removed the Dark Mark it wouldn't hurt and Severus would never know. Before he did that though, he sent a killing curse through it, killing everyone but Snape and Lucius. Once Draco snuck back out of the room, by using the doors on the side of the teacher's table, he nodded towards Jersey.

"I'm so sorry Professors, headmaster, I- I don't know what came over me. Where's my t-shirt?" Jersey asked, making it look like she came out of a trance. Harry, pulled his cloak around her, waiting for someone from the Ravenclaw table to throw Jersey's shirt back to her. Once one of the prefects did, Jersey put it on, and quickly the two exited the Great Hall.

"That better have been worth it Draco! I have never been so embarrassed." Jersey hissed, pulling her arms around her tighter.

"Well it wasn't my idea that you strip for the whole of the school, but yes it worked, we just better hope that they start dieing one by one and not all at the same time, but what are we going to do when Severus or Lucius find that they no longer have a Dark Mark? Ok now that we're done phase one what's phase two?" Draco asked turning towards Jersey.

"Well, um, I haven't thought of it yet, I still have 48 hours…I hope." Jersey said, walking quickly to her first class, Arithmacy, a class in which Draco and Harry didn't have. Luckily she was already at the top of that class, so she could use this period to think of the next part of her plan, or at least that's what she had hoped, half way through class an owl flew through the window and landed in front of the teacher.

"Jersey Snape, your presence is required in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom, immediately. It doesn't say why, so don't ask, just go." The professor said, turning back to the problem on the board." Jersey got up and walked towards the bathroom, once inside she came face to face with Regulus.

"What did you do?" Regulus hissed.

"What I needed to do, I'm not stupid Regulus and neither are you, once the Death Eaters are out of the way, we'll be able to win, and I'm sorry, but you are part of the problem not the solution. Tom has been taken care of, that I assure you, the next time we see him he will be too weak to do anything, Harry will have a better chance at winning this war with Voldemort already weak, then he does with him being at full strength, I had to win your confidence some how. Now, if you'll excuse me I have a class to get back to and a show to watch." Jersey took one last look at the dieing Regulus before leaving the room.

Jersey and Harry made sure they went were one of the first people at lunch that day, pulling Draco along with them. Sitting at the Slytherin table, Jersey looked down to see if Tracy had entered yet, she couldn't wait to see Draco's reaction. The diary Jersey had read over the summer was mostly about Tracy Davis, and Draco's little fetish with the boy, the part she had him read about Blaise was a very old passage, an earlier part of a plan gone awry. Then all at once it happened, Tracy pushed open the doors to the Great Hall like he owned the place. He was dressed in tight dragon skin pants, a dark blue t-shirt which brought out his eyes, with the first button open, and his hair was styled to make it look like he just had the best shag of his life. All courtesy of Harry's brilliant mind, and well a little legemins on Jersey's side didn't hurt either. Everyone in the Great Hall turned to look at Tracy, but he didn't break his gaze with Draco. Jersey looked over at Draco and noticed the want in his eyes, and the fact that he seemed to stop breathing. Tracy walked over and sat in front of Harry.

"So Harry, you see I have this huge problem, I like this guy but he never ever notices me, do you know someone who can help me?" Tracy asked, sticking out his bottom lip, which Draco found extremely sexy.

"Nope, sorry I just can't seem to think of anyone at the moment, everyone I know is straight, well except Draco, but well you know how he is." Harry said playing along.

"Yeah I know, he's so, what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Egotistical? Stuck up? All about himself? I could keep going if you wanted me to." Jersey threw in, mentally smirking at herself.

"I guess you could say that, what I was looking for was, taken. He always seems to have these dead sexy boyfriends, and he wouldn't even think about me. Anyways I've got to go, I have places to be and people to see. Oh and Draco, nice pants." Tracy said, looking down at Draco's lap. Draco didn't even notice until Tracy had left the Great Hall. It seemed that Draco's nice pants were the least of his worries. Once Tracy left the great hall an owl flew over towards Draco.

"Drake, Drake, Draco!"

"What?" Draco asked turning towards Pansy.

"The owl, the one right in front of you." Pansy said slowly like Draco was a child.

"I know about the owl in front of me, I was hoping it would….go away." Draco said, taking off the letter.

Dear Mr. oblivious,

Why can't you ever see what's right under your nose?

Your not so secret admirer.

"What's that suppose to mean?" Draco yelled, turning towards Jersey and Harry.

"What's what suppose to mean babe?" Jersey asked, turning towards him.

"Why can't you ever see what's right under your nose, what's that suppose to mean?" Draco said a bit calmer.

"It means look down you idiot." Jersey said, trying not to laugh. Draco looked down and noticed a key on his plate.

"I'm suppose to automatically know what this goes to, Hogwarts is…Oh, oh you're both evil. I'm so getting you back for this once, oh how I'm going you back." Draco said, picking up the key and getting a flash of images off of it.

"I did tell you I would get you back for throwing me in the pool, I had to do something to get you two together, now go." Jersey said, turning back towards Harry. Draco got up from the table and ran towards a room at the end of the seventh floor he never knew existed.

"What is this place?" Draco asked, entering the room, it was filled with candles.

"From what I've come to understand it's Godric Gryffindor's personal chambers, but Harry's lent it to us. Merlin, it took you long enough, I thought you'd get the hint with the conversation Harry and I were having, but luckily your sister knew you'd be overwhelmed by these clothes, by the way, why do you own this stuff? It's very uncomfortable."

"You're wearing my clothing? I should have noticed that, but I can help you there." Draco turned around to come face to face with Tracy. Draco's breath caught again. 'Oh Merlin how could I have not noticed him before now.' Draco thought before leaning forward and kissing Tracy passionately. Tracy's hands ran down Draco's chest to the edge of his shirt and started to tug it off, Draco's hands were busy undoing Tracy's belt and pants.

"Merlin Draco, it took you long enough to get the hint though." Tracy commented before pulling Draco's shirt off over his head.

"Actually I believe that's the other way around, Tracy I've liked you since third year, so really it took you long enough to get the hint." After Draco successfully got Tracy's pants off, he pulled Tracy's shirt over his head before attacking his own pants. Once both boys were completely naked they went back to snogging, Draco leading the way towards the bed. "Are you positive about this? I can wait, I don't want to do anything your not ready for."

"Trust me, I've waited for this moment long enough." Tracy said, recapturing Draco's lips. Draco then started to make his way down Tracy's body, pinching and sucking Tracy's left nipple before moving to his right one. "Oh… Merlin." Tracy got out breathlessly. Draco made his way further, dipping his tongue in and out of Tracy's belly button, Tracy was in heaven. Once Draco got down towards Tracy's erection, he looked up into Tracy's eyes before covering it with his mouth. Draco's tongue flicked across the tip, his hand pumping up and down the shaft, not once did he break eye contact with the withering Tracy. He only stopped momentarily to lube up his own erection, fingers, and Tracy's hole. He went back to Tracy's cock erection, adding a finger into him this time. "Oh Merlin…Draco…about to." Was the only warning Draco, he added another finger before Tracy's seed was spilt into his mouth. Draco started to move his fingers in and out of Tracy bringing back his erection, after adding the third finger, he knew that Tracy was ready. Lining up his own erection with Tracy's hole, he slowly entered Tracy, careful not to hurt the boy underneath him. Once Tracy started moving around Draco started thrusting into him. He leaned down and started sucking on Tracy's neck, making sure to kiss Tracy also.

"Please Dray faster." Tracy panted out, Draco started to move faster before long both boys were pushed over the edge. Draco collapsed on top of Tracy for a minute before pulling himself out from inside him and laying on Tracy's side.

"That was great Dray really…Great." Tracy said, curling into Draco's side.

"Thank you, not for the compliment, but for everything." Draco's eyes started to close.

"You're welcome…babe." Tracy kissed Draco closing his eyes, but before he fell asleep Tracy had one last thought. 'Just wait until he finds out the truth, he's going to flip, hopefully Jersey knows what she's doing.' With that Tracy fell to sleep.

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Before Harry and Jersey left the Great Hall at lunch, an owl swooped down and stopped before them. "Whose it for?" Harry asked, making sure he had all his books for the rest of the day.

"Us, it looks like it's from Dumbledore. Harry, do you know what this means?" Jersey asked, getting excited.

"Open it, see what it says, when are we getting married?" Harry asked, stopping his search in his backpack to turn towards Jersey. Jersey ripped the letter open and started to read.

Dear soon to be Mr. and Mrs. Potter,

I am honored to tell you that your ceremony will be preformed at 2 O'clock today, in my office. I had your parents buy you wedding rings, so don't fret about not having them. Your teachers at that time have also been informed of your absence from their class. Jersey, please see me right after lunch for that talk we were suppose to have earlier today.

Best of wishes,

Albus Dumbledore

Headmaster Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Right after lunch Jersey made her way towards Dumbledore's office. "Hello Headmaster, you wanted to see me?" Jersey asked, entering the room.

"Yes, what's this I heard from Lucius? That Draco, Harry, and yourself went to Riddle manor and joined the Death eaters? Why Jersey?"

"Yes Headmaster we went to Riddle manor, but as you can see I along with Draco and Harry do not have the Dark Mark, therefore we did not join Voldemort's rank. However, why we were there will reveal itself in time." Jersey said, rolling up the sleeve of her left arm.

"Okay now about that little performance of yours in the Great Hall, you might have convinced many with the exception of your father and me that you were under an embarrassing curse, but we know better so your punishment will take place with Severus tomorrow night at 8 since tonight will be your honeymoon. Which reminds me, the house elves have set up a new room for you and Mister Potter in the east tower for the rest of your school year on the request of your School Governor Lucius Malfoy. So your husband and yourself have some privacy, your room is located behind a picture of Godric Gryffindor and his wife Anthem, you'll have to set your own password. Now, you can stay in here for another 30 minutes or you could go visit your fathers in the dungeon since they decided to be present during your wedding." Jersey decided to visit her parents and after a long fight over her joining Voldemort Jersey had had enough.

"If you haven't noticed, I never turned you in for being spies, while the rest are slowly dieing you're still living. Oh and check your damn arms. Now, if you don't mind I am going to go get married." Jersey yelled leaving the room, Lucius ran after her.

"What's the meaning of this Jersey? You just lost the Order two of their most valuable spies." Lucius yelled.

"No I didn't. I gave two people their lives back. I gave them a chance to clean up their families names, and to live like the rest of the wizarding world, safe and out of Azkaban. Did it ever occur to you that your daughter might have a plan? One that only she and one other are in on? Oh, of course not, no Malfoy woman has ever been able to scheme like a Malfoy man, but you forgot one thing. I'm also a Snape, and the girls in that family rival the Malfoy men in deceiving people. Now, as I said, I have to go, you've made me late for my own wedding." With that Jersey ran up the stairs.