ok! the next chapter!! woohoo!!! just a warning, i suck at spelling, and i've already snet it through spell check, so if you see somthing wrong, to bad.
discaimer: dont own it, end of story.
this chapter isjust following rath and thatz around the rest of the day. the next chapter will be the same, except for ill follow rune around instead.
Thatz spent the remainder of the day slinking around corners in fighting position, though rune was not heard from. This irritated Rath some, but every time he asked Thatz what was wrong, he just got fearful look and a head shake.
After about the 300th time, Rath got fed up. He grabbed that's by the shirt collar and pulled his face to within an inch of his own.
"now" she said menacingly, "what the hell is going on?"
Thatz still looked fearful, but he had to answer.
"well, rune and me, we, well, kinda had a fight."
"uh hu. And something tells me this is not one of your normal go-back-and-forth-for-3-minutes-and-then-rune-hits-you-with-a-giant-mallet kinda fights. Care to explain?"
that's shook his head, and Rath tightened is hold.
"ok ok!" he squeaked. "I went looking for him to ask him if he wanted to go swimming with us. I accidentally bashed into him, and he smacked me upside the head. I asked him if he wanted to go swimming. Then he said no. so I bugged him."
Rath shook his head. When will he ever learn? He thought, but let Thatz go on.
"he said no again. I bugged him more, and he smacked me again. Then I asked him why he never went swimming with us. He said he didn't like to swim. I said he was a liar cause he's the water dragon and all, so how can he not like to swim?"
god he's good at jumping into the bottomless pits he makes isn't he? Rath knew that's was ignorant at best, but to say something like that to rune after he was already pissed? That was like plotting your own assassination! That's went on
"so he drew his sword, and I backed down."
Finally! Something he's done right!
"then I told him that we would go swimming with out him, and called him an annoying, overly sensitive bastard. Did you ever know how good his hearing was?"
Rath sighed. "he's an elf that's. duh he can hear well!"
"ok. But anyways,"
for some one who didn't want to tell his story in the first place, he sure is egger to finish.
"so he did what your doing now, except he had me hanging 2 inches above the ground, whereas you left me standing. He put me down, I told him he was scary, and he started yelling. Then I told him he was acting like he had PMS."
Rath paled.
When ever anyone said anything to rune even vaguely connected to him being a girl, he would usually drop kick them into next Tuesday. But that's had ticked him off, called him an overly sensitive bastard, scary, AND said that he had PMS. He calculated in his head a moment before concluding that he probably would have murdered that's slowly and painfully be way of digging out his heart with a rusty hair pin.
Or if he was feeling nice, he would have probably drop kicked that's into another dimension. Since he had his hand around Thatzs neck, he figured it was probably the later.
"so what did he do to you?"
"oh, well he kicked me into about the forth or fifth dimension. Complete with hard walls to land on!" that's explained in a cheese happy voice, sarcasm filling ever syllable.
Rath nodded. Once again, he was right.
"had a feeling about that. He came around a corner when I was looking for you. If looks could kill, I would have been killed, revived, and killed again. I though only Cesia was capable of such looks."
"oh no. Kitchel looks at me that way all the time. I guess only girls can glare like that. With rune being an exception of course."
Rath sighed again. "food." He said simply, dragging Thatz by the collar towards the food hall.
muahahaha!! chapter two up. im woking on three now, but it might be a day or so till i get it up. its not done yet.