Finally, here is my proper disclaimer…

If I owned anything, do you really think I would be posting this stuff on the web and making no money whatsoever? I mean really! I would just put it in the novels. Oh and if I did own anything SIRIUS WOULD STILL BE ALIVE! Thank you.

Chapter 5 –Surprises

Frances stumbled away down the hall, until she turned the corner. When she knew she was out of sight, she righted her step and walked calmly, thinking hard.

She hadn't flushed, as she knew Sirius thought, because they had been caught and she had been topless. She had flushed because of the look in Sirius' eyes, lust, appreciation, and something else. Something she'd never had directed at her before. It made her whole body flush and her heart turn over.

She was so distracted by her thoughts that she hardly noticed that she was down by Snape's classroom and office. A loud noise shook her out of her reverie. "Oh, Severus! That's so amazing!"

Frances froze. Oh My God! That sounds like…No it couldn't be. She knocked softly. There was no answer; the only sound was a faint gasp. She knocked louder. "Come in…" Keira's voice called from inside the classroom.

Frances' jaw dropped. What the fuck? She opened the door slowly and pecked in. Her eyes widened in shock. Apparently, she is back to her old tricks to get points with the teachers…

Keira was sitting at Snape's desk and leaning forward. Snape stood before a large cauldron and added what looked like powders Hellebore. Keira watched Snape and smiled. "That's so good. I could never do that…"

This comment caused Frances to start giggling hysterically. Keira smirked at her and Snape jerked and dropped the entire bottle of Hellebore into the cauldron. They all froze and stared at the potion that was bubbling ominously. A moment passed and nothing happened. The three relaxed. The potion hissed softly and exploded. Snape was completely covered. The slime slid off the Acromantula silk of his robes, but burned through the silk shoulders of Keira's blouse. There was a noise like cloth ripping and a pop. The two girls stared at their Potions Master as his face transfigured. The abnormally large nose shrunk and the greasy hair lost its slimy appearance.

Both Keira and Frances gaped at him. He was… Dare I say it? Snape was, suddenly, Hot! There I said it!

Finally, Frances managed to get over her shock. "Scourify!" She flicked her wand lazily at the mess. The green remnants of the potion vanished, leaving Snape hot and Keira in ¾ of a blouse (the shoulders and neck having been eaten through by the potion). "Oh Severus!" Frances crooned. He gave her his worst death glare, but the effect was lost and he just looked darkly sexy. Creepy, Very Creepy. "You were using a glamour!"

"I. No, what?" He waved his wand and a mirror appeared. "FUCK! That was not supposed to happen!"

"Severus. I do believe for the first time in like forever, you actually screwed up a potion." Keira smiled coyly at Snape.

"FUCK!…Hey wait a minute! You aren't supposed to be able to do that spell. That is N.E.W.T. level magic!"

"You are changing the subject tactlessly!"

"Well excuse me! I just had my fucking glamour blown, so shut up! Unless you want your first week back in school spent in detention!" He hissed.

She put her hands up as if the say 'fine-whatever-I concede,' turned around and left the room. She threw one last comment over her shoulder before disappear through the door. "If you put that glamour back on I will purposefully mix the same potion you just did and blow it up on you. You look hot. Why use an ugly glamour?"

Frances walked back to her dorm, deep in thought. Hmmm Snape is really a total hottie…Remus is gorgeous, but Sirius is more so…Oh well, in a little bit I can hand Remus over to Keira like I promised and have Sirius instead…hmm this is going to take some planning, but now I have a book on the giant wars I need to read.