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Warning:This chapter contains alcohol use, and some yaoi moments I think. In other words, it's a regular Emis fic.

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"Ok now that everyone is awake we can play truth or dare. To make the game a bit more interesting there will be a few extra rules!" Naruto exclaimed yet still looking at a very wet,"sexy", and annoyed Sasuke.

"What kind of extra rules?" Lee asked, curious. Sakura and Ino groaned and slumped against each other for support.

"Instead of just truth or dare it will be truth, dare, double dare, or rainbow!" Naruto giggled evilly.

"Rainbow?" Everyone asked looking at Naruto with confused looks.

"If you pick rainbow, whoever is asking says a color and the person with the "dare" has to take off all the clothing they have of that color!" He explained exictedly."Ok let's begin! Sasuke go first."

"Ok, fine. Iruka-sensei truth,dare,double dare,or rainbow?" Sasuke turned his attention to his previous teacher.

"Uh double dare?" Iruka answered a bit shakily.

"Oh Iruka is courages!" Kakashi yelled punching the air with his fist.

"Ok I dare you to drink a whole bottle of sake and dance the macarena(1)." Sasuke gaily replied.

Iruka eyed the bottle of sake warily. He took it when it was shoved at him by a too excited Kakashi. He chugged for all he was worth. When he was done he put the bottle down his eyelids dropping badly. He got onto shaky legs try very hard not to get alcohol poisining, that and dieing.

He began singing and dancing the macarena song. His movements shaky and singing out of tune. Kakashi clapped,off beat too, along with Iruka. The poor drunk teacher fell into his lover's lap laughing maniaclly.

"er ok my turn." Naruto eyed Iruka being kissed-again-by Kakashi with drunken passion. "Sasuke truth,dare etcetera you know."

"I guess..." Sasuke pondered for a minute his eyes unfocused,"I'll go with rainbow?"

"Ok, navy blue!" Naruto exclaimed a bit too excited.

Sasuke removed his head band,shirt, and sandels. His bangs fell unto his eyes giving him more sex appeal(2) and his abs moved sensually with each breath he took.

Naruto could not take his eyes off of him. His face, his abs, his pants! The kyubi keeper could feel his own pants tightening. He tore his eyes away from the darkhaired boy cursing himself for being stupid.

Sakura and Ino were drooling profoundly and openly. Sasuke ignored them and their rush of saliva spilling from their mouths. Their eyes were glazed over.

Naruto snapped his fingers in front of their faces. This seemed to snap them out of their trance like state.

"Right my turn. Ok Naruto truth, dare, double dare and so on."

"Dare me,baby, Usumaki Naruto can do anything!" Naruto yelled a grin on his face.

"I dare you to stuff your mouth with marshmellows!"

"Uhhh ok." Naruto got up and stumbled into his kitchen looking in his drawers and cupboards finally came back with a bag of marshmellows. He ripped open the bag and began stuffing his face with mouthfulls of the delicious gooy food.

Everyone chanted "stuff stuff!" Sasuke was laughing. Sakura was watching Naruto's mouth with wide eyes while everyone else sweatdropped as he continued to stuff his mouth.

He threw the empty bag down, his mouth full, his cheeks puffed out. A small marshmellow popped out, Naruto pushed it back in with a finger.

Kakashi laughed and smacked his student's back playfully but a bit too hard. All of the gooy wet things burst from his mouth showering everyone.

Naruto sweatdropped seeing his friends and sensei covered in spit and parcially chewed food.

"Ehehehe oops!"

Kakashi was the only one not covered so he fell back laughing and pointing.

"Hahahaha you look soooo funny!"

Iruka gave him the best glare he could muster. Then proceeded to tackle the laughing jounin.

"You think it's funny?" Well eat this!" Iruka yelled on top of his lover's stomach stuffing his mouth with the soggy things.

Kakashi started choking between laughing and getting marshmellows stuffed into his mask. He satrted thrashing around trying to get an enraged Iruka off.

"Ack Iruka,darling,get off please." Kakahi wheezed. The now choking jounin rolled on top of his lover, but Iruka wasn't gonna give up easily. Soon they were just a pile of rolling limbs.

Sasuke stood up to stop them, but got sucked into the ball. Then Sakura, who had just been sitting there, got sucked in. Naruto, not being one to miss the fun, jumped in. Everyone else had nothing to do soooo they joined in too.

They were rolling around laughing and...rolling. They ran into a couch and with the speed and strength that they were rolling with crashed and "exploded". They were everywhere! Sasuke landed on the couch on top of Naruto. Sakura on the floor with Ino on top of her. Shikamaru was lying on top of Lee. Kakashi and Iruka were in their little corner on the floor making out crazily.(3)

Naruto opened his blue eyes and found himself staring at Sasuke's eyes. Sasuke's silky black hair tickling the sides of his face. They were soooo close. Naruto blushed.

"So close if I just lean in a little bit." Both boys thought.

They leaned in their lips almost touching...and a knock on the door.

"Damnnationnn!" Naruto thought springing apart from the darkhaired boy.

"Fuuuuuuuck!" Sasuke thought also springing apart from the blonde.

Naruto hurried over to the door, trying to fight down the blush that was overpowering his face.

The blonde ninja swung open the door to find none other than Neji and Hinata Hyuga.

Carlos:That's it for now oh and Emis left another note. Here it is:

Am I evil or just stupid?! O.O Ehhe yeah this chapter sucks ass totally! What can I say? I've been drinking sangrias again. Ehehehe. Those mofos are good. Oh and yeah while I was writing this I discovered I was crazy. So ummm yeah. Ok so I had originally was gonna make this the last chapter but I got lazy and didn't want to type the whole thing. Oh and also Neji or Hinata weren't suppose to be in here but I just had to put Neji in he's one of my favorite characters. So yeah Hinata just tagged along? Ok on with the numbers!!

(1) WTF?!? Boy am I crazy and stupid? .

(2) Can Sasuke get any more sex appeal!?! o.O

(3) You know Kakashi always wanting to make out. He's a pervert! (Well so am I heehee) and that's why we lurv him!!!

Ok. Well bye for now. Don't forget to review!! (I'll write faster!!)

Carlos:There you have it folks don't forget to review now. See ya'll later.