A/N….. I'm an idiot. First off I haven't posted in who knows how long! Second NEJI, my favorite character, is ooc! Dammit! I'm such an idiot! How can I make Neji into an even bigger wanker? ::sniff::

Summary: Drunken-ness ensues

Rating: PG-13

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"Hi Neji and Hinata." Naruto called ,shakily, a blush still adorning his face.

"..h-hi..Na-Naruto." Hinata stuttered, shyly, half hidden behind an angry looking Neji.

"You're here for the games?" Naruto asked while raking his brain.

"Y-yes… Sa-sakura invited us." Hinata stuttered, hiding further behind Neji, and fidgeting with her fingers.

:::Flashback-y::

Sakura had ran ,screaming, to Ino the moment she was sure Sasuke would show up at Naruto's house. Even thought Sakura showed externally that she 'hated' the blond kunochi she really did consider Ino her best friend.

"Yes, he'll be there or else I would not get close that that house!" Sakura reassured the blond. Ino nodded at the pink haired girl and grabbed Shikamaru dragging him along too.

Shikamaru deemed it to troublesome to try and do something so he let himself be dragged along.

As they neared the hyper active ninja's house; the odd group met the Hyuuga cousins, Neji and Hinata.

"Hi Hinata " Ino and Sakura called, "hi Neji." Neji just looked at them while Hinata waved shyly.

"Hey, do you guys want to go over to Naruto's house to play games?" Sakura asked the cousins. 'If there are more people they'll all be too busy talking to each other and I'll have Sasuke all to myself!' Sakura thought mischievously.

"Na-Naruto-kun's h-house?" Hinata's eyes widened, cheeks flushed, fingers fidgeted, and bowed her head.

"Sure." Neji replied calmly. He knew his cousin really like the loudmouth. Even thought he would never admit it, not even to himself, Neji had a soft spot for his cousin. He decided the only way to make his cousin happy was to go to Naruto's house.

:::End Flashback-y thingy:::

"We're late because Hinata had to do her hair and nails." Neji pointed at the purple haired girl who was now almost completely hidden behind him.

"OKAY! Well come on in and sit down." Naruto moved out of the way so they could enter.

Everyone else was already in his or hers seat ready to play with such drunken energy. Naruto showed Neji and Hinata to the living room floor. They sat down Hinata next to Sasuke and Neji next to Sakura.

"Okay, well we are playing Truth or dare." Naruto stated, " but before we begin you guys have to get drunk." He went into his kitchen and began fumbling around looking in cupboards and random drawers. After much searching and items being thrown around Naruto gave a yell of triumph extracting the desired object from a top shelf. He held up a long transparent tube with a funnel connected to one end, triumphantly.

"Dobe, now where did you get that?" Sasuke asked with an eyebrow cocked in inquiry.

"Drunken guy." Naruto replied shrugging. He brought the odd item over to the circle of drunken shinobis.

"Who'll go first?" Naruto raised up the funnel part letting go of the tube it almost touched the floor he then motioned to a new bottle of sake on the floor. Both Hyuuga's pointed at each other looking at Naruto warily. The blond eyed the cousins with amusement in his eyes, from the entertainment it brought or from the sake no one could tell.

Naruto sighed shaking his head. " I'll choose", he replied before starting his ultra important choosing procedure, "Ini mini minny mo catch a shin obi by the toe if he kills you, you obviously let go ini mini minny mo you got killed!" he sang pointing his index finger at either of them each word. When he finished his finger pointed at a scowling Neji.

"Okay Neji you go first." Naruto shoved the funnel at him with a smile.

Neji knowing he couldn't say no, took the funnel. Shoving the end of the tube into his mouth he held up the funnel.

Naruto, giggling evilly, poured the sake into the funnel. Neji drank as fast as he could, the sake burning his throat slightly as it went down, trying to get consume all the sake he could. He took the tube out of his mouth when half the sake was gone. He coughed and sputtered, sake running down his chin, eyelids drooping badly, and his pearly eyes now blood shot. Apparently, Neji was another who couldn't contain his alcohol very well because he began to giggle madly as he handed the funnel back to Naruto. As Neji drank everyone's eyes were bugged out trying to comprehend where this newfound urge to drink had come from.

Naruto quickly put his thumb on the end of the tube to prevent spilling of anymore sake.

Naruto quickly handed the funnel to Hinata. She shyly took it, her hands shaking slightly. She put the tube to her lips and began drinking the rest of the sake. As the last drop of sake was gone everyone's jaws had already hit the floor in shock at the shy girls actions. What was to happen next would shake them worse than now.

Growling, Hinata, grabbed another bottle of sake and chugged, her eyes set, and her hands no longer shaking. She put down the bottle after consuming more than half of it's contents. All of the room's occupants, even in their drunken state, stared at the usually shy girl in shock.

"Nya! That was good Naruto-kun! But I want some action when are the games going to start?" Hinata exclaimed her voice no longer shaky or shy but confident and…flirty?!

"U-h..," Naruto responded staring at the purple haired girl mouth agape, he shook his head, "We can start now!" He then proceeded to explain the new rules again.

"I'll go first!" Hinata said boldly. No one wanted to deny her this moment of control so they said nothing. "Okay Shikamaru, truth, dare, double dare ,rainbow?"

"Truth." Shikamaru drawled lazily.

"Who would you rather fuck in the whole world?" Yet again everyone stared at the girl.

Shikamaru thought for a moment before answering, "Kiba, his triangles turn me on."

A crash was heard as a window broke, a white puppy had leaped/ been thrown through said window. Kiba leaping in through the window after his dog. Kiba went over, picked up Shikamaru, and carried him bridal style out the window. Shikamaru didn't struggle on account of it being troublesome and because it was Kiba. Akamaru shook himself off and leaped out the window after his master.

"Well you don't see that everyday." Iruka murmured. The rest nodded in agreement.

"Well since Shika left I'll take his turn." Lee said giving a thumbs up and smiling his teeth giving off a gleam, "Sasuke truth or dare…ect."

"Dare."

"I dare you to eat grass."

"But I have to go outside." The Uchiha whined.

"No you don't. I happen to have some grass with me. I found it on the floor, it's grass. Actually it's cut and dried grass in a plastic bag. Who would put cut grass in a plastic bag?" Neji pulled out a small plastic bag out of his back pocket and handed it to Sasuke.

Sasuke shrugged taking the bag from Neji, heck he was drunk.

Opening the bag he emptied the contents into his mouth, chewed , and swallowed. He sat there for a few seconds before his eyes closed and fell back in a dead faint.

"Oh fuck! We killed Sasuke!" Naruto yelled, his hands on the sides of his face. Sakura and Ino shrieked hugging each other their round firm breasts brushing against each other. They could both feel their hardening nipples through each other's thin clothing. (1)

Pale eyelids opened to reveal bloodshot onyx eyes. Sasuke grunted got up and shook his head slowly trying to focus his eye sight.

"Hey man I'm hungry", Hey rubbed his bare stomach while looking around. Once he say his face reddened for two seconds before he let out a big laugh.

"HA!..PINK HAIR!…WHAT THE HELL!!?! IT'S SOO FUNNY!" He wheezed in between laughing.

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A/N Meh okay well that's the end of chapter…4. Yup, Sasuke is stoned, drunk, and half naked. You may ask why Naruto hasn't taken advantage of Sasuke already…well lets just say Naruto had values? WTF? Just kidding. Well maybe stuff will happen in the next chapter.

(1)… I'm in a Yuri mood…don't kill meee!!!