In early 1925 the Casper High and Casper Colegiate boys hockey
teams were playing on the old millpond.The roads were icy that day
and the Louvers car skidded off the road and plunged through the ice
to the bottom of the pond seven feet below.
A few seconds later Mr Louvers struggled to the surface and
the boys all eagerly rushed to save him.They did so and when his wife
and five flapper daughters popped to the surface he screamed to the
boys to save his family.
As his wife and daughters started thrashing and drowning,he watched
in horror as his rescuers lifted not a finger to rescue the rest of his family.
That was the talk of Canada in 1925 and it was obvious that
kids needed some serious attitude adjustments when it came to
how they viewed the other sex.In 1928 legislation was passed which made
it mandatory for high school and collegiate students to take at least
one course normally tailored for members of the opposite gender
in order to graduate.
I managed to get through high school by taking a course on auto
mechanics retooled for girls and women.I then proceeded to enroll at
Casper Womens University and forgot all about the Louvers gender
Education Act till the fall of 1935.
i was due to graduate in the spring of 36,but foolish me,forgot to
enroll in time.Hence by the time I started looking for courses meeting the
requirements of the LGEA they were all filled.Period.And they were all
fall courses.Which meant I'd have to take them in the fall of 36 which
meant a graduation date of 37.
I'd already been offered a position at Casper Motors,but I had
to have that University degree by the spring of 36.And in those days
decent job offers for women students were far and few between.
I'd heard tales of the female owner of Cm,the Lady in White.She'd taken a
rundown buggy whip factory and turned it into a powerhouse that had
nearly driven Henry Ford bankrupt.Her friends called her Maserischetta,her
enemies respectfully called her the Dragon Princess.
And when I'd gotten that Invitation Letter from her secretary I'd
nearly died from sheer joy.The thought that one day I'd be wielding
power like hers made me drool in anticipation.
I was seeing 6 years of careful planning going down in flames
because of one stupid half semester course.My ship had sunk
after coming in.I was desperate.So I looked for less legal means to
fufill the Louvers Gender Education Act requirement.
I talked to other students at the CWU pub about other methods of
getting that credit.There were other means available,but your parents had to
be filthy rich like Samantha Manson or politically connected like
Pauline Starks dad.That wasn't a realistic option for me yet.
I racked my brain for names of people I'd known over the years
who I knew hadn't got a LGEA course yet had still got a CWU dipoma.
There was Amanda Spectre,Marcy Spectre ,Valerie Spectre,Rose Spectre
and Gina Spectre.Five sisters .And I'd attended Marcy's graduation
two years earlier.She's got a job at Casper Motors.
I had nothing to lose so I called her up and after the usual
washroom talk laid out my desperate she help me?
Perhaps extend my job offer for another year.The line went silent
for several seconds and I thought she'd hung up.My hands were
shakng.
Then she replied
" Hmmmm,so Masery,your grandmums last name was Gers.Was she
German by any chance?"
" Why yes she was,as was my granddad.Though what has this to
do with anything?"
" Well Masery,haven't you noticed that you and the Lady in White have
a similar first name.Casper is a germanic word by the way.The
Lady in White has a soft spot for German stuff.I'll see what I can do.I
wouldn't go away from that phone for the next few hours if I were you"
I didn't and three hours later the phone rang.The voice sounded foreign,
sounded Russian.He asked if he was speaking to Maserischetta Gers,and
for a second I was about to say " No,this is Masery Gerdes"
I quickly realized this was the contact Marcy Spectre had arranged
and instead said " Yes,this is she"
" Be at the south corner of 10th and Cosmo Way at 9 sharp."
It was the meeting I needed.I rushed to the corner
I'd been directed to.On 9 sharp I heard the deep rumble of a
engine and watched in awe as a 1916 Czar Cruiser glided down the
street towards me.Czar cruisers are rare rare rare.15 cylinder ,chain drive
and a passenger compartment big enough to hold three wedding in.it had
to be the Lady in White.I doubted anyone else in all of Canada,let alone
Lucan could afford one.
The Cruiser came to a quiet stop beside me and a looked as the big tall
Russian driver got out ,openned a passenger door and motioned me to
get inside.I just stood there with my mouth open for a few seconds.
But then I remembered I was a lady,courtsied to him and got in.
In the seat facing me sat the Lady in White,Maserischetta,the
Dragon Princess.
I didn't know whether to kiss her slippers,address her or what.She must
have noticed my tied up tongue and offered me her petite hand.
" Hi,my names Masery" she said
" Wow,my names Masery as well"
That broke the ice and after she'd gotten me to open up a little on
my problems and family history,she handed me a old fashioned
looking document written in fancy looking letters.I noticed on the
bottom was a spot with my name printed
on it and the words "Societia Schlagen jungfrau"
Before we went further she asked me to sign it.She was about to
reveal some corporate secrets to me.Along with other things the document
contained a clause allowing her recourse if I repeated our conversation to
anyone else.
I signed the document .Though I didn't know it at that time,I'd just
put my name down in the middle of a very complex incantation.
She slid open a door in the cars interior and put the document in the
small safe I saw there.Then she took out a reel of movie film and told
me if I wanted to back out now was the time to do so.So far all I
knew was that she went about at night in a fancy car.Not something
she considered a top corporate secret.
However once I watched the movie she was putting on the
little in car projector,I was one of hers,and backing out would be
impossible to do.She told me to think it over while she threaded
the film through the projector.
I swallowed nervously,but when my minute of thinking was up,I
agreed to stay and she flipped on the projectors bulb.While the moving
images flickered along the back of the car she narrated the slent film.
" You just signed a document admitting the signatory into the
Society of Snake Virgins.You've probably read about us here and
there,but generally we're a scretive sisterhood.
Though the notion that women are a seperate race from men is now
generally accepted in society,that was not always the case.However
there are plenty of myths and tales that suggest women are descended
from some common snaky super protowoman ancestor.
There is the tale of Adam,Eva and Eve for example.God created
Adam and Eva.A snake came along,gobbled up Eva and introduced
herself to Adam as Eve.His classic responsr was" You're not a local
girl,are you?"
Then when Charles Darwin studied the rash of paternity suits in Europe
in the mid 19th century he discovered the number of women bearing daughters
with no resemblance to their supposed fathers was too great to be ignored.His
conclusion was that the women were reproducing themselves,with no
contribution from the menfolk.
That led to his theory of parallel evolution.Bascally around the
time the dinosaurs died out a new reptillian creature came along and
evolved into the race of women while the apes evolved into the race
of man.
So all women are descended from some reptillian ancestor.That was
all fine and good,and was a great incentive to create secret societies such
as Societia Schlagen jungfrau.
The major breakthrough happenned about 30 years ago when German and
Scottish scientists found traces of a asteroid that had come to Earth
around the same time the dinosaurs died out.In its fragments they found green
glowing crystals they called Eragonite.And in one huge fragment they found the
bones of a huge 6 limbed reptillian creature that looked an awful lot like
the dragons described in childrens fairy tales.
The Societia was very interested in these discoveries and we
realized those bones could very well be those of our ancestor: the snake
turned woman named Eve.
So we collected,bought and stole al the asteroid fragments as they
surfaces.As you can imagine other parties were also interested in these
relics and at present there are three groups conducting experiments with
Eragonite and other materials from the mother asteroid.Naturally the
asteroid was nicknamed Eve.
Close as we can tell there's no genetic similarity between female
homo sapiens and Eve the reptile.However in this next part of the
film you can see some early experiments conducted by a Dr Moriarty,who
used to work for Casper Motors.
Giving injections of powdered Eragonite to men and women worker
test subjects had no effect.So Moriarty decided to see if the phrase
" Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" had any practical applications.
He got all the women mad as Hades,then gave half of them a shot of Eragonite
and asked them all to perform a variety of tasks.
As you can see,the control subjects simply glower at the camera.
Wheras the treated subjects suddenly became more agile,more sinuous
in their movement,better able to manipulate all four limbs as well as their
neck .
The Societia immediately recognized the possibilities Moriarty
had shown us.Workers on a assembly line who could use their entire
body to handle tools.Just as long as they were angry women of course."
At that point the film ran off the empty reel and the lady in White left me
to my own thoughts while she rewound the film.
I considered the ramifications of what she'd shown me.A labourer
who could double the number of tools they could handle due to Eragonite.
A compound which allowed a worker to continue performing the job even through
a haze of angry emotions.Anger which pumped adrenaline and other strength
enhancing hormones into their bloodstream.A superwoman worker!
Suddenly the car pulled over beside a foggy curbside.The door swung
open and a little spectacled man in a lab coat got in beside me.I recognized
him from the film.It was Dr Moriarty.He greeted the Lady in White and she
introduced me to him
" Henry,I want you to meet Masery Gerdes.She just joined our organization
but has the family background you'd be interested in"she purred" And don't
worry,Bartholamew Stark doesn't know you and I are meeting.Boris shook off
that Fenton snitch he sent to spy on us.
They chatted and I slowly pieced together what was going on.The Lady in
White was the head of the first group working on the Eve asteroid relics.Dr
Henry Moriarty WAS the second group,and Bartholomew Stark,mayor of
Casperville,was the leader of the third group.
The two of them kept muttering to each another
" How is Starks Elektrowomen project going"
" I hear he has 33 robots built,but needs more Eragonite and skeletal
residue to power the positronic chest units"
" Our supplies are secure.However if he sends Elektrowomen to raid
your lab,think they can break in?"
" Hmmm,maybe.Got any guards you can lend me?"
" Sorry,not at the moment.How about using your Eragonite genetic enhancer?
Wasn.t it ready for its first trial?"
" Its ready,but my assistant walked out when I suggested she might want to
donate her body for the benefit of womankind.I doubt I could find another
lady with the right family history on such short notice"
" What family line were you looking for"
" An old German line from the north country by the surname Gers!"
" Hmmm,ohhhhhhh!"
And so I ended up stretched out naked under a metallic sheet
on a 20 foot diameter platform ,
shackled and with a 10 ton Eragonite chronotron sitting 10 feet above me
and pointing at my belly all because granny was a Gers.
Dr Moriarty was polite enough to look away from my bust as he explained
what he was about to do to me.
" Over here I have a X ray unit scanning this platform.The platform
is all lead and a Picture cathode up there can record your skeletal
image as well as a faint outline of your insides.I doubt much will happen
to you physically but the X rays should tip us off if something does.Your
skeleton is being compared to a scan taken 15 seconds earlier and will
buzz if something starts to alter"
" I've taken off your clothes because they are organic and might
contain contaminats.The light metallic sheet covering you is inorganic,
hence genetically sterile.We wouldn't want you sprouting leaves or
a beard now,would we."
" As Maserischetta already told you there is no genetic similarity
between you and the Eve skeleton.Thats good or right now you'd be a
rather toothy reptile rather than a lovely young woman."
" Thats bad because the Eragonite was designed to be its most effective
in such a creatures metabolism.Hence the superwoman workers we've
created so far are only unlocking a small fraction of the potential the
Eragonite offers them."
"What I've discovered is that after the asteroid landed the local plants
absorbed some of the genetics from the lifeforms aboard the alien rock.
However after 60 million years most of the plants perished.All except for
one lowly plant grown in northern Germany and Britain,the Kale plant.
Which was a staple in the diet of your German ancestors.Which means you're
a bit more like Eve than most women.I'd guess a shot of Eragonite which
doubles the strength of a normal woman would probably increase your
speed ,strength,stamina and agility ten fold."
" Which if Bartholomew's Elektrowomen decide to pay us a visit,could
come in handy"
The original Eve was fossilized after 60 million years.Just inorganic rock.
So the only genetic remnants of the original Eve were in Kale plants and
woman like me with Oma's named Gers.However just in case I needed a boost
Dr Moriarty planned to give me small controlled shots of a Kale serum till
results were obtained.Being ever the scientist he took the 100 ml
syringe and gave me a 5ml shot.
He didn't expect anything to happen and nothing did.
So he switched the Eragonite chronotron onto low power and slowly
the Eragonite flowed into me.
We could both hear some banging and crashing outside and the doctor
hesitated for a few seconds before giving me another 5ml injection.
He'd put 20 ml into me when the
CLANK
CLANK
CLANK
could be heard in the distance.He told me to stay quiet while he
checked things.He came back a few minutes later and assured me nothing
was wrong.However he switched the Eragonite chronotron's settings and the feelings of my belly being pushed down while the
machines greenish light beam warbled and shook the air suggested
I was thoroughly overdosing on eragonite.
Then HE came in at the head of a army of 33 eight foot tall
robots vaguely hourglass shaped.On the raised chest of each glowed a
eragonite crystal.The white haired kid in the black jumpsuit barked orders
to the robowomen and half of them clanked off and out of my sight.
Moriatiary screamed
" Fenton,you know not what you do"
The kid raised a rifle and with a
ppft
I saw the dart plunge into Moriarty's neck
He slumped over me unconcious and I felt all the rest of the
syringes contents gush into my heart at the same time the needle
hit a nerve in a heart muscle.
Pain and fire burned in my chest just before it exploded outwards into its
much bigger scaly shape.
I barely had time for the thought
" I'm turning into Eve"
before the X ray alarm started announcing with its alarm
siren that the subjects skeleton had altered.
That got a
" Ohhhhhhh nooooogrrrraaaoooooaaaaarrr"
before my thoughts ceased to be human and my dangling forked
tongue caught my attention as it squelched longer out
of my creaking elongating jaws.
My spine stretched out
and I could feel my tail begin to twitch as my reforming brain told it
to flick off the switch for the manacles holding my enlarging
legs in place.
A few seconds later I no longer knew what a " switch" was
and merely sucked in my breath and flew a whitish fire onto the
offending thing.
The platform creacked under my rapidly increasing weight and
I barely noticed Moriarty rising on my rapidly mutating
torso.
Then it was done and I swatted away the annoying glowing green
tube only a foot or four from my belly.
I roared,grunted and unfurled my lovely wings.I grabbed the doctor
as I rolled onto my feet and paws off the platform.I could see the
crystals of eragonite forming under my blue scaly hide,and they looked
pretty.
I was dimly aware that now not only was I thoroughly saturated by
eragonite,but as new glowing crystals appeared in my skin
that my alien reptillian body was now metabolizing the stuff into
existence.
Which made me a very desirable comodity.Probably even more so
than the hairless ape I was clutching in my paws.
I became aware of other things too with my alien thoughts.A compound
which could allow action in a raging beast
with a brain smaller then my previously human one
would also allow a thoughtless
mechanical robot to have a semblance of intelligence.
The Fenton kid was directing his army of Elektrowomen towards me.
It seems the ant had figured out I was a prize worth taking.
I roared,got my vocal cords sorted out and in a deep drum beat
grunted
" Not yet apeboy"
and sprang through the roof of the lab with Moriarty in my claws into the
night.
And that the story of how I went from worrying about
graduating from CWU to worrying about whether my
talons and teeth were sharp enough
all in one night.
