Animal Instincts
By: Sly Omi
Disclaimer: As pertaining to all chapters herein: I, Omi, do solemnly swear that I do not, have not, and will not ever own any claim to copyrights of Naruto, either in manga or anime form, or any merchandise thereof. I am writing this for fun, not with the intention to make money.
Raiting: PG
Pairing(s): KibaNaru
Warning(s): You are reading this of your own free will. If yaoi or shounen-ai offends your sensibilites, turn ye back now. Failure to comply with this might result in your tender sensibilities being mortally offended, incurring mental trauma on your behalf. However, failure to comply with this also means that it's your own fault should that happen - I am morally obligated to do nothing about it other than laugh at you for not reading the warnings.
Drabble Eleven - Word Count: 255
"They're ... really ... gone?" Naruto panted.
"Should ... be," Kiba groaned, biting the blonde's neck.
"Fine ... then ... where does it go?"
"Uh ... I dunno."
"You're ... the dog."
"Your teacher's ... the pervert."
"Then ... how're ... we ..." the shorter shinobi moaned softly.
"Get him on his back, Kiba!"
"Gyah! Akamaru!"
"What's the ... dog doing here, Kiba!"
"On his back is more fun!"
"Akamaru! No back-seat driving!"
"What the hell is he saying?" Naruto demanded.
"Nothing! Nothing important!"
"Riiight. ... Oi. Is that your sister's dog?"
"We're leaving, Akamaru," the big dog said, picking Akamaru up by his scruff.
"But ... but ..." the small dog whined.
"Go, Akamaru!" Kiba ordered.
"Go where?"
"Ane! What're you doing here!"
"Kiba! What're you doing on the couch!"
"I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not here," the blonde muttered, hiding his face in his arms.
"Go to your room before mom walks in!" Kiba's sister ordered, beating a hasty retreat.
"All right, all right!" Kiba shouted back.
A loud bang and a cloud of smoke appeared, saying before it dissipated, "Yo, Naruto. Shikamaru sai- oh. Um. I'll see you later. Oh, and it works better when both are on their knees the first time." Then Kakashi was gone.
"Wha- was that ... did he say ..." Naruto stuttered.
"Yes." Kiba said solemnly.
"... I quit. I give up," the blonde moaned.He sank as close to Kiba's body heat as was humanly possible.
"I'm sorry," the other said mournfully, trying to forget just how horny he was.
"Next time we're doing this at my apartment. And the dog stays here."
Author's Notes: I realise I should have stuck these on the last drabble, but it didn't occur to me until Amekan's reivew - as far as I know, foxes are canine, but they are very much like felines. Even so, for purposes of Naruto, considering I picture him playing with Akamaru since no one else would (justification being thatNaruto would often be skipping class and I'm sure there were instances when Kiba couldn't have Akamaru with him), I can see some of Akamaru's behavior rubbing off on Naruto. Therefore, Akamaru was slowly molding Naruto into Kiba's perfect mate all along XD