Disclaimer: I don't own it. Sad fact, but true.
Lorelai: please
Luke: no
Lorelai: PLEEAASE!
Luke: NO!
Lorelai: come on Luke you never do anything for me
Luke: oh come on
Lorelai: its true
Luke: I give you coffee and food
Lorelai: all for your own profit
Luke: I fix things around your house
Lorelai: just to keep busy and fit
Luke: I …. Am in a losing battle
Lorelai: that you are. So are you going to help me
Luke: tell me again why you aren't asking somebody else, like Sookie
Lorelai: cause I want you to help me. I thought me asking you would lead you to that conclusion
Luke: ok, fine, when?
Lorelai: how about Friday and Saturday nights
Luke: two nights, I have a life and a job you know
Lorelai: no I don't know
Luke: do you want my help or not
Lorelai: oh I definitely do
Luke: tell me again why do you want to do this
Lorelai: just something I have always wanted to do.
Luke: sure, ok well, what about Friday night dinner at your parents
Lorelai: well, I will come by here afterwards like I usually do
Luke: ok then, Friday and Saturday night here
Lorelai: thanks Luke
Luke: don't thank me yet
Lorelai: bye Luke
Luke: bye Lorelai
Lorelai left with a satisfied grin on her face, she couldn't wait for Friday night.
Friday came quickly as Lorelai made her way to meet Rory at the grandparent's house. She hurried through dinner, and avoided any lengthy conversation or fight with her mother. When dinner was over and desserts had been consumed Lorelai said goodbye and made her way to the diner, where Luke was patiently waiting.
Luke: you're later than usual
Lorelai: well, my plan backfired
Luke: plan?
Lorelai: yeah, you see I thought that if I didn't get into any long conversations or fight with my mom, then dinner would go quicker and I could get out of there quicker, but as you can see, I am late. BACKFIRE
Luke: well come on up, we will start with something smaller then
Lorelai: what's smaller than the smallest
Luke: Lorelai!
Lorelai: I told you nothing hard
Luke: it's not difficult, I promise
Lorelai: pinkie swear
Luke: ah jeez
Lorelai: Luke!
Luke: pinkie swear
Lorelai: ok, lets get to work
Lorelai starts opening packets and tipping their contents into a bowl
Luke: what do you think you are doing. I haven't even told you what we are making yet.
Lorelai: does that even matter, we could just mix things together and see what we come up with
Luke: now that you could have done at home by yourself
Lorelai: fine, what do we make
Luke: don't pout
Lorelai: i'm not pouting
Luke: of course you are, I can notice that pout a mile away, mix whatever you like, but tomorrow we do a recipe, ok?
Lorelai: fine
Lorelai continued where she left off. She added flour, white and brown sugar, baking soda, water, eggs and whatever else she could find on the counter
Lorelai: so what do you think I'm making
Luke: other than a big mess, food for the rubbish bin
Lorelai: oh come on Luke, i'm really trying
Luke: fine, just stop making such a mess
Lorelai: what if I don't?
Luke: no lesson tomorrow night
Lorelai: are you threatening me?
Luke: just warning
With that Lorelai scooped up a huge dollop of the sludge in her bowl and threw it at Luke
Luke: Lorelai! You are cleaning this up right now
Lorelai: you can't make me
Luke: you sound like a little kid
Lorelai: does Lukey not want to play
Luke: don't call me that
Lorelai scooped up another large ball of the quickly hardening mixture and flung it at Luke. Hitting him straight in the chest
Lorelai: i've got aim baby
Luke: stop that right now and clean up, I have to get up early in the morning
Lorelai: party pooper
Before giving in Lorelai decided to get one last blow in, but this time the contents had solidified so much around the spoon that it wasn't coming off. She tried flinging it again, only resulting in the spoon flying from her hand and hitting Luke in the face
Luke: hey
Lorelai: oh God Luke I am so sorry, I don't mean to laugh, but it is funny
Luke: no its not, I just got a rock and spoon in my face
Lorelai: that was not a rock
Luke: that's what it felt like
Lorelai: let me see
Lorelai moved to be at his side and looked carefully at his face
Lorelai: i'm so sorry, there is a bruise coming already. That must have really hurt
Luke: yeah it did
Lorelai: let me get some ice on it
Luke: you don't have to, just clean up
Lorelai: you need the ice or it's going to swell up
Luke: fine I will get it
On the way to the fridge Luke saw the jug of water on the table that Lorelai had been using and without hesitation picked it up and emptied it over Lorelai.
Luke: got ya
Lorelai: that is just mean
Luke: and hitting me in the face isn't
Lorelai: that was an accident
Luke: so was that
Lorelai: ok, then if that was an accident the so is this
Lorelai grabbed 2 eggs and threw them straight at Luke. He managed to catch one, but it still cracked in his hand and the other one broke on his arm
Lorelai: see two can play that game
Luke: oh yeah
Luke picked up the bag of flour and threw it all over the soaking Lorelai. Lorelai coughed and sputtered all over the place, he had managed to throw it as she was opening her mouth to talk.
Lorelai: that is disgusting
Luke: serves you right
They continued to throw whatever they could get their hands on, from fruit juices to whipped cream, chocolate flakes to hundreds and thousands. They were laughing so hard that Luke hadn't noticed that Lorelai top was actually white and hugged her tightly and became see through when he had wet her earlier.
They both seemed to notice though that there was one egg left on the counter, and lunged for it. Luke just beat Lorelai there and quickly smashed it on her head
Luke: I win
Lorelai: no you don't, I win by default
Luke: how?
Lorelai: you made physical contact
Luke: what, when?
Lorelai: just now with the egg you made contact with my head, that against the rules
Luke: there are no rules
Lorelai: says who
Luke: says anyone who has ever had an impromptu food fight
Lorelai: well…
Luke: shut up
Lorelai: what!
Luke had built up a lot of confidence and closed the tiny gap that still remained between them. While staring deeply into her eyes, avoiding looking at the mess around him or on her, he took her head in his hand. Slowly running his fingers through her hair he brought her face to his, connecting their lips for the first time.
Lorelai had no problem with what was unfolding so she deepened the kiss, welcoming his tongue in her mouth. Their arms wrapped quickly around one another with a fierceness that could only be described as pure passion. While still locked in their embrace Luke lowered them to the floor where they hurriedly removed their sticky clothing.
The sparks flew that night, as they made passionate love for the first time. They both woke up the next morning happy, cold and sticky, but happy.
Thanks to all of you who have supported my other stories. This is admittedly not one of my best but I just had to write it, this idea was clouding my mind so that I couldn't focus on my other stories. So here's to hopefully updating the others soon.
Don't get me wrong though, a review or two would be great.