P0kemon meets Yugioh!

By: Mila

I don't own P0kemon or Yugioh or anything else mentioned.

I'm posting again. Only this one-shot, because I want to see what will happen.

I wrote this on a snowy day when I had a cold

WARNING: STUPIDITY AHEAD. IF YOU WISH TO READ AN ANGSTY, BORING, SERIOUS, SAD STORY THAT HAS A POINT, DO NOT READ THIS! Thank you.

"Let's go to that city over there!" Yugi said. They were walking along a yellow brick road. Then they came to a city. "OK!" Joey said. "Poop!" Tea randomly said. Joey and Yugi sweat dropped. "Who invited her?" Joey whispered to Yugi. "I don't know…" Yugi trailed off. "YUGI-boy!" Pegasus said. "SHUT UP!" Yugi yelled. He was getting fed up with this. Yugi threw Pegasus across the street. Then a person with weird long red hair came up to them "Hi my name is Jessie blah blah blah Team Rocket will rule the world blah blah blah de da blah blah I think James is cute blah blah I am dumb blah blah I love Barney blah blah This is my natural hair blah blah blah prepare for trouble and make it double blah." Jessie said. Yugi and Joey stared at him for a long time. "OK then" Yugi said. "Do you like friendship?" Jessie asked. Then Tea popped out of nowhere. "FRIENDSHIP!" She screamed manically. Then she fell on the ground, unconscious. Then 2 people in white jackets came and dragged her away.

"Umm….that was weird…….let's look for a hotel." Joey said. "OK" Yugi said. Then Joey kicked Jessie across the river. "I AM BLASTING OFF AGAIN! "She yelled as she sailed across.

"After a while of searching, our heroes finally find a hotel. They approach the desk." Tristan na . "Shut up!" Joey said. "Yeah that's really getting annoying." Yugi added. Then they turned to the hotel desk person. "Hi we want a room" Yugi said. "OK here is a key to room 3278432784327823 on the 1,000,000,000,000th floor" The Hotel Desk guy said. "Thanks where's the elevator?" Joey asked. "It's broken you have to use the stairs" The Hotel Desk Guy returned to his magazine. The trio widened their eyes. A/N- Please pause because I have to open my Go-Gurt tube XD……….and now, back to our scheduled programming.

"Great." Yugi said.

"That'll be two weeks worth of excirsize" Joey said.

And so, they walk up the stairs and it takes them 2 days.

"Finally I am going to sleep." Yugi said. "Yeah…I'm gonna call people for no reason" said Joey

"HI!" A voice said. It was Jessie.

"AHH!" Joey and Yugi screamed.

"What? I can't say hi to you?" Jessie asked.

"…no." Joey replied

"Oh come on now I quit Team Rocket!" Jessie whined.

"You are still wearing that geeky uniform" Joey pointed out.

"I have nothing else to wear!" Jessie continued whining, and the Two Retards were getting annoyed.

"Oh"

"I'm going shopping now but before I go wanna know a secret to going to the ground floor without taking the stairs or elevator?" Jessie said.

"What?" Joey asked.

"JUMP OUT THE WINDOW!"

Then Jessie jumped out the window.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The Two Retards all looked at each other.

"OK then…" Yugi said.

OK now I want to play in the snow! REVIEW!

Updated 7.29: I wrote this in January. There's no snow here.

Updated 8.16: And I don't have a cold anymore. Please Review…

Mila