"Want Some Black"

(An SS/SB slash song parody of "Paint it Black")

I see a Gryffindor by the name of Black
House colors all ignored: I want that bastard Black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer robes
I have to turn my head lest my boredom shows
I've seen a line of boys but all I want is Black
I've never felt a tongue so good, he's just got the knack
I see people look at me and I quickly look away
What would happen to me if they realised I was gay?
I look inside myself and see my heart wants Black
I want to get him alone in the Shrieking Shack.
Maybe then he'll say he's gay and we can be as one
With his love inside me I can surely take the flack

No more waiting you choose a night of moonlit blue
I could not believe my Shack dream was coming true
If I would wait until after the settin' sun
Then he would be with me for a night of fun.

I see a Gryffindor by the name of Black
House colors all ignored: I want that bastard Black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer robes
I have to turn my head lest my boredom shows
(Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm)

I wanna see him sexy, sexy Black
Cool as night, hot as coal
I wanna feel some Sirius hand on my thigh
I wanna use him dishy, sexy, horny, Sirius Black!
Yeah!