At school, the kids listened to Mrs. Bitters talk about doom and how we're all doomed and how your pet squirrel is doomed and how alien's are doomed and how EARTH is doomed. Doom doom doom. Tir would have been sleeping like the rest of the class but she was focusing on Dib. She sighed a heavenly sigh. Tir didn't even get introduced infront of the class, I guess she wasn't that important. Oh well! Her mission was to get Di- No no, kill Zim.

The school bell finally rang as kids ran out through windows and doors. Possibly air vents, who knows? Dib and Zim were the last to leave, except for Tir who was following Dib with lovey dovey eyes. Zim and Dib were arguing about random things, possibly that Zim was an alien, or that Dib was crazy. It was the same thing everyday. Dib looked at the sky and stuck his tongue out as he ran out and stood out. It was raining.

"Come and get me, All-Mighty Zim!"

Dib mocked as he cackled. Rain was pressing down his hair against his head. Tir would have ran out there and hugged him, but she was staying with Zim. Rain burned Irkens, if you all didn't remember. Zim eyed the storm and glared at it.

"This storm shall not make Zim FEAR! I shall conquer this fear and call it after me!"

Zim stated as he walked out in the rain. 3..2..1.. Zim was already to the ground and sizzling like a cheeseburger. Tir laughed and laughed at Zim and his pain. Dib laughed as well but then stopped. He did notice the storm getting really bad. Zim wouldn't live through it. While Zim was sizzling on the ground, Dib put his jacket over Zim, sighing.

Helping a rival is so horrible..

Dib thought as Tir blinked and tilted her head to the side confusedly. Dib help Zim? She thought they were enemies. Tir was standing under the cement place that protected her from the DROPS OF EVIL as she wondered. Dib and Zim didn't really notice her, but she noticed them. Tir sighed as she saw Dib help Zim. She wished SHE was the one under his coat, instead of that horrible Zim.

Dib tapped his foot unpatiently as Zim got up and grabbed the jacket, walking away. Dib glared as he followed, making sure he got his jacket back. Tir was left alone, wanting to call for help but didn't want to go down to Zim's level and get a HUMAN'S help! Plus, she didn't want them to find out about her secret identity that's so secret GIR doesn't even know. Tir glared as they walked away, wondering how she would get out of this storm. A small girl who was left behind skipped out with an umbrella. Tir glared and grabbed the girl's umbrella, quickly running off after Zim and Dib.

Dib and Zim were walking to Zim's house, and Tir was right on their trail. She was hiding behind trees and stumps so that they couldn't see her. She noticed that they were awfully quiet and they weren't arguing anymore. Tir ran closer to them and eyed them suspiciously.

Shouldn't they be fighting or yelling or complaining or something?

Tir thought as she watched them. She was only here a day, but even SHE could figure out Dib and Zim fought a lot. Zim finally got in his house, roughly throwing the boy's jacket out at him. Zim ran over to the couch and sat, glaring at the door. The little robot ran around the floor, screaming like mad. Dib stood infront of the door, slowly sliding his jacket back on. Tir ran over to him and giggled, grabbing Dib's arm.

"Dib! We must go out and eat the meats of evilll."

Dib raised an eyebrow and wondered where she came from. In fact, he even said, "Where did you come from?" as Tir made up some excuse about a dog and a squirrel. Dib looked back at Zim as Zim glared at him before walking over to the door and shutting the door in Dib's face. For some reason, Dib was saddened but he ignored it. He lowered his eyes then snickered and smiled at Tir but really looking at Zim through his window.

"Sure, Tir. I would love to go."

Dib said as it magically stopped raining. Tir smiled as Zim's eyes widened. Zim walked over to his window and shut the curtains so he could not see the horrible image of Dib and Tir standing there armlocked. Zim walked over to the the corner of the room and stood there, looking around. He rose his fist in the air and called out, "COMPUTER! Take me down to the squids and human babies." The computer made a beeping noise but didn't move.

"Gir! Why is the transporter not sending me downstairs!"

Zim yelled as Gir stood there and stared at Zim. He cocked his head to the side and frowned. The little robot FROWNED. Zim blinked and waved his hand at the robot, walking away. "I don't know!" Gir finally called out as Zim tried to fix his computer from the refridgerator.

Tir and Dib were on their way to the.. place in which they serve MEATS. Tir just kept staring at Dib, sighing heavenly. Dib finally looked down at her after tons of heavenly sighs that he heard. "Why are you looking at me like that?" Dib asked, now slightly moving to the side. Tir's cheeks turned a soft pink as she tried to make up an excuse.

"Eh? Oh, I just noticed that you had a huge head. That's all, big headed foool."

Tir explained as Dib glared. He then mumbled something that sounded like, "I do NOT have a big head, everyone just has relatively small heads." Tir shook her head as they finally got to the meat place. It was called 'Chicken Hut Horray Come In.' which was a very awesome name to most people but Dib thought it was stupid. Tir happily skipped into the chicken place as Dib followed. Tir stopped at the line, waiting patently. Dib stopped behind her as he rose an eyebrow at her.

"Tir? What are we doing in this line?"

Dib asked as Tir looked back at him strangely. "You speak nonsense, Dib. We are in the line for MEATS!" Tir exclaimed as she raised her fist. Dib looked up at the sign above the line. Tir looked at Dib then up at the sign. It was the line for the bathroom. Tir blushed and rushed over to another line. Dib looked at the line before he left. It was QUITE long, and he wondered why. Was the meat bad here? Dib didn't even want to know.

Tir called Dib over to her as she waited patently. So, they got up to the front line, not making a sound. Well, except for Tir who was humming and yelling at random humans to stop their mindless talking because they were hurting her head. They ordered chicken and found a table covered in chicken-ness grease type things. Dib didn't eat and neither did Tir.

"So, Dib, what are your interests?"

Tir asked, finally ending the silence. She also wanted to try this chicken so she grabbed a piece of chicken and took a bite. Dib was in a daze out the window as Tir looked at him and ate her chicken. Her eyes wandered to where his was as she saw.. nothing. Wait wait, there was a hobo out there, doing a dance. Eh, it as quite entertaining but Tir looked at Dib.

"Dib?"

Tir blinked as Dib jumped up, looking at Tir. "What?" Dib asked as Tir blew a bubble with her bubble gum. Dib rose an eyebrow at her and blinked. "Why do you still have your gum?" Dib asked, blinking. Tir shrieked as she held her mouth. Her bubble gum was a device to know human language. She waved her hand and smiled at him.

"I like the flavor?"

Tir lied as Dib shook his head. Tir wanted to know about Dib so she asked once more. "What are your interests, Dib?" Tir demanded as Dib blinked at her. His eyes widened as he looked at her. He pointed to himself as his smile widened. "MY interests? MINE? Well…" Dib started to explain how he liked paranormal stuff and aliens. Tir was quite interested until she noticed that Dib kept adding Zim to his conversation. He kept saying, "I'll someday capture Zim and get him dissected!" or "Zim will regret the day he came to earth once I get those pictures into Mysterious Mysteries!" Tir glared at Dib as he kept talking. He just kept talking and talking and talking and talking… Tir yawned as Dib stopped and looked at her.

"Are you bored?"

Dib asked looking offended. Tir blinked and shook her head, smiling. "Keep talking, Human! Tir takes MUCH INTEREST IN YOUR LIKES OF THINGS." Tir yelled as her eye twitched. Dib's eyes widened as she called him 'Human.' "What did y-" Dib started to say but stopped once the door to the chicken place opened again. "Where is my MAD LOVE PARTNER?" An annoyed voice called out as squeaky noises could be heard. Tir's eye twitched.

"Zim!"

Dib and Tir said at the same time. Dib almost sounded excited but Tir sounded angry. Zim looked at them and walked over to their table, squeaky noises still being made. He stopped and sat next to Dib looking at Tir. "Hello, pitiful human! I realize that you want me as your LOVE PIG! I accept your love in CANDIES!" Zim screeched as he threw a piece of candy at her eye. Tir blinked as Dib looked at her.

"Doesn't that HURT?"

Dib asked as Tir looked at him. She then realized that it SHOULD hurt humans so she held her eye and started to scream. It was a fake scream but humans are stupid enough to believe anything. Zim took a piece of chicken and was about to bite it but Dib grabbed it, put it in his pocket and ran out the door. He stopped once he was out and blinked as he looked at the chicken in his pocket.

"Stupid reflexes!"

Dib complained as he ran off. Tir watched him as she held her eye, fake screaming. She glared at Zim and got on the table, pointing at him. "YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE-" Tir screamed but stopped, thinking of the thing to say. If she said Irken then.. Wait, she could use alien since Dib told her before. She snickered and started screeching again. "-ALIEN! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU RUINED MY DATE WITH THE DIB!" Tir yelled as Zim got up on the table, pointing at her. "YOU DENY ZIM'S LOVE WITH THE DIB STINK?" Zim screamed as Tir pushed him down and ran out. Zim looked around as a man walked up to him with a bill. He had acne all over his face and he looked like a HUMAN. Zim glared as he stood up once more, taking out a ray gun. The humans all screamed like mad, except for a little boy who was eating chicken. Zim got down from the table and ran off as the chicken place exploded. Or flew off. I dunno, it was just gone.

That's all for now. X3 Dang, this is a long one. Oo;; Sorry!