EEK. Oo;; Ok, about the gum thing, yeah. XD I got the idea from that one girl. :0 who commented. :hugs her: 3
ALSO. O-o;; about the reflex thing. Well, Dib thought it was a piece of alien technology so he took it and stuffed it in his pocket and ran off. XD yeah. :snort: I'm a nerd. o.o;
Dib silently walked home, looking back a few times. He frowned because no one was following him. No one seemed to care that he left. Dib shrugged, knowing that he got used to this kind of thing. Just then, Tir tackled Dib, her wig almost falling off, same with her humongous glasses. Dib yelled as Tir hugged him. Dib tried to pry Tir off but just then Zim ran past them but stopped, taking a few steps back. He just stared at the image of Tir clinging and Dib, trying to pry her off. Even though it looked like Dib was hugging her back. Zim's eye twitched as he pointed to Tir then Dib.
"HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY LOVE PIG?"
Zim yelled. Tir didn't know if he was talking to her or Dib. She blinked and pointed to herself in confusion.
"Are you talking to me or him?"
Tir asked, pointing to Dib. Dib blinked and blushed, slightly hoping that he was talking to Tir. He then shook his head. He couldn't believe that he was thinking that but Zim blushed as well as he stared at the two, wondering himself. He then glared at Dib and pointed to him.
"YOU, DIB STINK! You dare steal MY human love pig! She is MY bottle of feelings and such."
Zim explained as he practically yelled it. He then nodded as Dib looked down to the side, disappointed. Zim looked at Dib as Tir snuggled her head in his large head.
"Zim! I like Dib, not you!"
Tir finally said as she blushed like mad. Zim's eye twitched as he turned around, quickly marching off. Dib saw Zim leave as he tried to grab his dress-like-thing but fell over, making Tir giggle. Dib finally gave up as he wondered why he was so.. mad. Or sad. Why wasn't he happy that Zim was finally jealous of someone who liked HIM? Dib sat down as he sighed, Tir still clinging to him. Tir finally let go of him and clung to his arm instead once he stood up. He had to give in, this was the ONLY girl who's ever liked him.
" Do you want me to walk you home?"
Dib finally asked as Tir's eyes widened as she nodded.
"Yes! Yes I do want you to walk me home to my base!"
Tir said as she quickly shut her mouth. Dib ignored the 'base' thing as it reminded him of Zim. As Dib and Tir were walking to Tir's house, he was in deep thought as Tir talked and talked about stuff. Dib couldn't figure it out. Was the look on Zim hurtful because of Tir clinging to Dib? Was he jealous of Dib because he wanted Tir or was he jealous of Tir because he wanted Dib?
Meanwhile, Zim was walking in an alley back home, thinking the same thing as well. He then shook his head and remembered the mission.
"I CAN'T let my tallest down! I can not give in to this human emotion! I must get the Tir and make her my love slave. THEN I shall get information out of her."
Zim cackled as he walked home, still cackling.
Tir was thinking about Dib as she talked to him. She stopped suddenly but Dib didn't notice. Tir started to think about things now.
What about MY mission! I'm supposed to kill Zim, not flirt with Dib! But.. I always have time to kill Zim.
Tir nodded her head as Dib was still thinking. Tir started to talk again as Dib semi-listened.
Dib finally got to her house. Tir noticed that they were at her house and was disappointed but smiled, waving. She quickly ran into her house, shutting the door behind her. She waved to him from outside the window. He waved back and walked off towards his house.
Dib walked past Zim's house when he was going to his and he stared at it. He wondered if Zim was home yet… He walked up to a window and looked in. Dib only saw the little robot sitting on the couch and making random comments to the TV. Dib frowned as he looked around and saw no Dib, but the house was amazing.
Zim walked to his house but stopped once he saw Dib there. He glared and walked over to him, pulling out his ray gun. Dib didn't notice because he was too distracted by the things inside Zim's home.
"Get AWAY from my base, Dib stink! I don't want your HUMAN germs on it."
Zim hissed as Dib blinked and turned to Zim. He was about to say something but Zim pointed the ray gun up to his head and glared. Dib quietly took a step back, then running off. The lawn gnomes must have been dead or something because they weren't looking at him.
When Dib made it to the sidewalk, Gaz walked by, playing her game. Dib looked at her as Gaz snickered, stopping in her tracks. She turned around and an evil smile was planted on her lips.
"I heard you have a girlfriend."
Gaz said in a mocking tone. Dib wondered how Gaz knew about Tir but shook his head, sighing. Everyone around this town are freaks and surprisingly knows everything so he just left it alone. Gaz looked at him and expect a 'no no' or 'that's a lie' but she didn't hear anything. Dib sighed and put his hands in his pockets. "I-" Dib started to say but Gaz interrupted him, snickering.
"Or are you still in love with Zim?"
Gaz asked which made Dib blush. He looked at her and was about to argue but Gaz just walked off, not really wanting an answer. Dib could hear the small 'beep bop beep BOOM' from her game as she walked away. Dib rolled his eyes and started to walk home. Zim was still outside and he heard everything. Zim walked into his house, and quietly shut the door as Gir screamed, waving his arms wildly at him.
Dib was on his way home until he looked up. It started to rain again. Dib then realized that his thoughts were better.. thought out when it rained. He looked ahead, his clothes getting soaked. Dib closed his eyes and didn't really want to think about anything right now but he did anyway.
It rains an awfully lot in this town. Too bad for Zim and his stupid dog.
Was all Dib could think of right now. He didn't want to think of his love life or who he loved right now. He looked up towards the sky as the rain covered his body, making him smile.
Zim looked out his window and listened to the pitter patter of the rain. He lowered his eyes and looked at the TV, flipping through channels. Gir giggled as he rolled around on the floor. Finally, Zim stopped at a random channel as he watched. He was surprisingly interested in this show.
"Oh, Tim, I can't believe you stole my one true love! You horrible person!"
"I'm sorry, Kir, I couldn't resist him. He's so beautiful and he doesn't care that I'm from another country!"
"I can't believe you though! Mib was MINE! And he was the only person to distract me from killing you, Tim!"
"Kill me? Why you…"
Zim watched that whole corny thing all night. Gir was watching too, making random comments like, "TIM AND MIB BELONG TOGETHER, EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE BOTH BOYS." And "Kir! How could you try to kill Tim? HE'S IN LOVE." Zim stared at his little robot but ignored him, still watching the show.
Tir was out of her horrible disguise and her purple eyes glowed in the dark. Her robot turned on the lights as it showed Tir with long curly antennas with it sticking out at the end. Her little robot giggled and ran over to the couch, looking up at her master.
"Good job, SIR!"
Tir said as her little SIR unit giggled then stopped. The SIR's eyes glowed red as it saluted her master.
"My name is Sandwich, ma'am!"
Sandwich said and fell over giggling. Tir rose an eyebrow and smiled, nodding. Tir then decided to go to bed with her little robot following her to bed.
Dib finally decided to walk home before he caught a cold. He was already in his room, dressed in a long shirt with a moon on it. He had boxers on and baggy soft pants. He decided to look out his window before he went to bed. He saw Zim watching a show, his antennas flicking up and down. Dib laid his head down on his arms as they rested on the window sill. He found Zim's antennas cute, in a way. Dib closed his eyes as he decided to go to bed.
"I love the way you feel after getting out of wet clothes."
Dib mumbled before he drifted off to sleep.
:000 :gasp: I hope you guys liked this one much better than the old chapter! Oo;; yeah. Love to you all! xD;;