The next morning screamed in Dib's ear as his alarm clock rang. Dib looked at the clock and groaned. It was already 7:30 am. Dib couldn't sleep the night because of unknown reasons. Dib slowly got out of his bed and stretched. He looked out his window and blinked. He heard a girl cheering and giggling outside. His whole face started to turn red as he saw Tir. She was standing right outside his window, jumping up and down trying to get his attention. She was in a short skirt and a short shirt, hoping to get his attention. Dib looked away, walking away from the window with his face red. Tir had her hands on her hips as she made a 'hmph' sound.
"What do I have to do to get that boy's attention?"
Tir yelled at herself as she heard a cackle. Tir turned around and saw Zim standing outside with Gir on a leash. He snickered as Tir glared at him. Gir screamed and ran around, his hands in the air.
"COME GIR! We must take a walk before the horrible day of learning begins."
Zim commanded as Gir let out a strange 'meow' before he ran off again. Zim got carried off but not before getting cut on the arm with something. He looked at his arm then around, seeing Tir was a small knife in her pocket. Zim scowled and pointed to her, glaring.
"YOU! Human earth pig! How dare you stab your beloved ZIM?"
Zim yelled as Tir looked back at him innocently. Zim glared and walked over to her, Gir trying to run around but was stopped by the leash. Tir just smiled innocently and put shrugged her shoulders.
"Zim! I do not believe the things you say I did was true at all!"
Tir said with a face innocent tone in her voice. Zim's antennas twitched, making his hair go slightly to the side. Tir snickered as Zim straightened his hair, glaring. Zim pointed at her with one of his eyes wide.
"I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU! ZIM CANNOT BE FOOLED WITH YOUR TRICKERY!"
Zim yelled as he pointed at her. Tir blinked and thought about something. She decided that Zim wasn't going to understand so she tried to say it in his pathetic human language. Tir made a bubble with her gum but it popped and she started to chew again. Tir pointed at Zim, glaring.
"YOU LIE! YOU LIEEEEEEEEE!"
Tir screeched as Gir fell over giggling for no reason. Zim started to yell at Tir and Tir started to yell at Zim. Dib walked out of his door and looked over at the two fighting, noticing Zim's arm. He smiled and ran over to Zim, grabbing his arm. Tir looked at him and blinked, completely confused. Dib was inspecting Zim's blood. It was green! Dib chuckled to himself as Zim pushed him away. Dib knew it. Tir giggled and grabbed Dib's arm, making him roll his eyes.
"Did you miss me, Dibby Wibby?"
Tir giggled as she said the cute nickname she made up. Dib's eyes widened as Zim laughed at the name. Dib took a step back, confused.
"Dibby.. Wibby?"
Dib repeated as Zim fell over laughing. Gir stared at his master then fell over giggling too. Tir smiled and nodded, grabbing his arm and walking off, pulling him along. Zim stopped laughing as he saw Dib get carried away by Tir. Zim twitched as he got up and let go of Gir's leash, letting him run free. Gir ran away screaming his little robotic head off. Zim was running after them, making sure they didn't do any of the 'kissing' he had once heard of.
On the way to skool, Tir was talking and talking and talking, making Dib want to sleep. Zim was following right behind them, often seeing many things he's never seen before. He saw a small yellow slug-like-thing with a SHELL! Zim picked it up and decided to show his EARTH CLASS because apparently this snail could EXPLODE at any second.
Finally, they were at school. The students were staring at Dib and Tir, giggling and pointing. Dib groaned as Tir blushed, holding onto his arm. Dib walked into the class, making Tir let go of him and go to her seat. Zim quickly followed behind, his hands on his hips.
"Hello, HUMANS! I have brought THIS to make you all FEAR ZIM!"
Zim exclaimed as he held up the snail, making one little boy scream and run away in fear. The class just stared at the snail as Dib stood up and was about to say something but another child beat him to it.
"That's just a frikkin snail."
One kid from the back yelled as Zim looked side to side. The whole class was laughing at him now. The snail then EXPLODED, making Zim drop it. The snail then… snailed away. Or whatever it does. Zim walked to his seat, looking around once more. Once Mrs. Bitters walked in, the HORRIBLE skool day started.
Soon, it was lunch and all the kids ran away screaming from a lunch monster that came from Thursday's soup. Apparently, it wasn't soup at all. Dib just sat down at the place he usually sits. Gaz wasn't there that day because she was sick with some kind of DISEASE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED. Dib had gotten a lunch but he wasn't that hungry. Tir rushed over to his table, sitting next to him. Zim was sitting in a corner, alone once more. Well, they were the only three kids in the whole cafeteria because of that HORRIBLE LUNCH SOUP. Dib looked at Tir as he ate his lunch. Tir sighed and cackled once, making a small squeaky noise but then smiled. Dib rose an eyebrow but decided to ignore her. Zim glared at the two, his anger rising. Finally, after many giggling from Tir and many scooting away ness from Dib, Zim stood up and glared.
"YOU DARE ANGER ZIM WITH YOUR LOVE? Why don't you two just GO TO THE PLANET OF LOVE AND LEAVE ZIM BE!"
Zim exclaimed as Dib looked back at him, completely confused. If this is what Zim thought was 'love' then he got it all wrong. Dib then snickered and pointed to Zim, snickering.
"What? You don't have love on YOUR planet, Zim?"
Dib asked very smart-like as Tir looked at Dib then at Zim. Tir wanted to yell that they DID have love on their planet but then he would have known that she was an ALIENN. Zim rose an 'eyebrow' and looked around.
"Umm.. Earth is Zim's LOVE PLANET, Dib human! I am just waiting for the right HUMAN PILE OF FILTH to accept me for WHO I AM.. On the inside and such."
Zim explained as Dib blushed, noticing Zim looked cute when he said that. Dib sighed and started to swirl his food around. Tir looked at him then smiled, and was about to say something but stopped once the bell rang. Dib ran out of there as fast as he could. He ran into his class and stopped at his desk, sighing. Mrs. Bitters looked around, seeing only Zim, Dib, and Tir there. She hissed and pointed out the door.
"Everyone GO HOME!"
Mrs. Bitters hissed again as the children quickly walked out. Dib quickly walked home, hoping not to run into Tir. Tir was arguing with Zim behind Dib, making Dib groan. They fought the whole time it took to get to Dib's house. Dib ran inside and ran up to his room, sighing.
"They're a bunch of STALKERS!"
Dib exclaimed as he fell onto his bed, falling asleep. He was very tired and he wanted to sleep so very badly.
Tir and Zim stopped fighting as Zim kicked the ground angrily. Zim then looked at Tir as she stared dreamily at the window of Dib's room. Zim rose an 'eyebrow' again and put his hands on his hips.
"Why do you stare at the Dib like that?"
Zim asked, not curious. Ever since Tir saw Dib, she has been staring at him like that but Zim didn't understand why. Tir looked over at him and blushed, looking up at the window again.
"I love his huge head! Plus, he's cute!"
Tir squealed as Zim stuck his tongue out. DISGUSTING! Zim threw his hands in the air, about to yell at her about how disgusting human LOVE is but he stopped and blinked at the word 'cute'. Zim knew not of such a word so he looked at Tir and put his arms across his chest.
"What is this 'cute' you speak of human girl? Is it a disease?"
Zim asked, sounding very mean and demanding now. Tir blinked and cackled, putting her hands on her sides. She then left, walking to her own house. Zim blinked once more then thought of something. What if this 'cute' is something he can obtain 'popularity' with and then he can RULE THE SKOOL THEN THE WORLD? Zim rose his fist in the air at Tir, glaring.
"I SHALL KNOW WHAT THIS CUTE IS SOON! Then I shall BECOME this cute so that I will become POPULAR!"
Zim yelled as he walked away to his own house. Dib woke up when he heard Zim yell. He looked out his window and sighed, watching Zim walk away. He wanted to yell at Zim to shut his mouth sometimes but stopped. He had heard what Zim said as he thought of something. Zim… cute? Isn't that what Dib thought he looked like in the cafeteria? Dib shook his head, realizing he was starting to blush. Dib walked over to his bed and laid down, sighing.
Zim was in his house, his disguise off and his antennas twitching. He looked at Gir as Gir was licking a spoon filled with sugar. Zim rose an eyebrow and stared at Gir, then sighing. After staring at the TV for about an hour, there was a knock on the door. Zim got up to answer it as Gir screamed and ran into his dog suit. Zim pressed a button on his door so he could see who was standing outside. It was Tir.
Zim cackled and opened the door, looking at the person on his doorstep. Tir blinked and got out a large gun, her smile wide.
"Zim! You have grown to be quite a nuisance so I shall destroy you now. If you have anything to tell anyone, say it now very loudly and hope they can hear you! Now, after the destroying, I shall give you CANDIES!"
Tir exclaimed as she aimed the gun at Zim's head, making Zim blink. Zim slapped the gun away, poking Tir in the stomach.
"YOU, pig beast, are threatening ZIM? HA! I am FAR MORE SUPERIOR THAN YOU, TIR."
Zim yelled, making Tir just stare at him. How stupid WAS he? Tir put the gun up against his head again, glaring.
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH, SPACE BOY!"
Tir demanded as Zim, clearly an idiot and not really noticing the gun, didn't keep quiet. On the other side of somewhere I dunno. Where ever Dib's house is, I guess, Dib woke up, growling from all the noise. Dib walked out of his house and looked around, gasping when he saw Tir with a gun against Zim's head. He didn't want to get involved so he just stood there, staring.
EEEEEEH. Oo That's enough for TODAYYY. D: Ugh. This chapter is SO LONG IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. Hmm.. I wonder why I always write my chapters at 3am? xx :sigh: oh well. x3 I have to write the 5th chapter really quick. ;0; :sigh: mah poor little mind.