Zim noticed Dib just standing there. Dib's eyes were wide as he stared at the gun that was aimed at Zim's head. Tir snickered but then saw Zim looking at something past her. Tir blinked and looked at where Zim was looking. Tir saw Dib and shrieked. She dropped her gun and ran to her house. I don't understand her reason for running away but I guess she didn't want Dib to get the wrong impression of her? Not many children go around with a gun and threaten to shoot people.

Zim continued to stare at Dib as Dib stared back. They stared at each other for a while until Gir came running along, tackling his master down. He was in his dog suit and he really didn't notice Dib.

"MASTER! MASTER! Big Headed Boy's LADEH TRIED TO SHOOT YOU! Soooo… I MADE WAFFLES!"

Gir screamed, pulling out a plate with waffles on it. Zim stared at the waffles then looked back at Dib. Dib continued to just…. Stand there. He was in a daze, really. Zim took a waffle and chucked it at Dib's huge head. It hit Dib in the head, making him fall over. Zim laughed as Dib got up, glaring at Zim.

"Stupid alien! Stop throwing… WAFFLES!"

Dib commanded which made Zim walk into his house, ignoring the Big headed boy. Dib sighed, looking down at the waffle and taking a bite out of it. It was good. Very good. Dib slowly walked into his house as Tir watched through a window. She sighed and looked at Sandwich, who was playing a human filth game. Tir glared.

"SANDWICH! We must destroy Zim without The Dib knowing!"

Tir said as Sandwich looked up at Tir, her smile wide. Tir snickered as she walked into her room, getting on her computer to study on the most horrible ways to kill Zim. Sandwich walked away, passing a wall covered in Irken guns and knives. Zim shall die soon.

Zim was in his house, looking like he was watching TV but he was thinking deeply about something. Instead of thinking of why Dib was just standing there or how he almost DIED that day, he was thinking of how to become popular. Zim tried to think of his other classmates but it made him almost sick. Yet, he finally thought of the two most 'popular' people at his school. The most popular girl was probably that 'Sandy' person who always pushed Zim around. The most popular boy was probably that 'Tyler' who always hit Zim with a ball when they were playing in Gym. Zim wondered why they were so popular so he thought of what kids around the school said.

Instead of thinking, Zim rushed to his computer. He told the computer to tell him what Tyler and Sandy did to be popular. The computer grumbled and two main things popped up. 'Style Of Clothing.' And 'Sports.' Zim blinked and looked at his clothes. He would deal with the sports later. Zim looked at Gir, who was rolling around on the floor.

"GIR! Is there ANYTHING wrong my Irken clothing?"

Zim asked as Gir stopped and looked at Zim. Gir stood up and looked at Zim's clothes, little robot noises going through his head. Gir blinked and giggled, pointing at Zim's clothes.

"IT'S A DRESS!"

Gir exclaimed, running off giggling again. Zim glared at Gir and looked at his clothes again. This is what EVERY Irken wears! Zim realized that he COULD change his outfit a bit. Zim got out some scissors and started to cut his clothes up. He saw the Sandy girl do it to her clothes and it made HER popular! Zim cackled as he continued to cut his clothes. He also looked up once in a while to see the 'sports' channel that Gir was watching. Information gathering!

DOWN THE STREET, Dib sat in his room, thinking up reasons for why Tir was putting a gun to Zim's head. Dib sighed as he took off his glasses and wiping them with his shirt. Dib then closed his eyes as the reasons started to appear in his head once more.

Tir might have been mad at Zim for thinking that she liked him? Nah, or maybe Tir just needed to unleash some energy? Or maybe Tir found out he was an alien and wanted to kill him? Or maybe…

Dib thought of these questions and got no answers. He finally opened his eyes and thought of something. What if Tir was mad at Zim because Zim liked Dib? Dib shook his head, laughing. He fell backwards onto his bed. Dib stared up at the wall as a new question appeared in his head.

"Why did I just stand there?"

Dib asked himself as he came up with no answer. Dib wondered what would have happened if he WOULD have ran towards them and saved Zim. Would Zim push him down and tell him to never touch him again, or would Dib get a reward? Dib blushed at what he thought the reward would have been.

A hug? A kiss?

Images ran through Dib's mind, making him blush even more. Dib finally stuffed his head into the pillow. Dib's eyes lowered as he pulled the covers over himself.

Why was he thinking of Zim that way anyway?

Dib closed his eyes and tried to think of Zim getting captured by Mysterious Mysteries or something. The image made his heart fall so it quickly changed to what he thought of before. He blushed even more before he went to bed.

The next day, it was the same. Tir was outside Dib's window, jumping up and down. She was trying to get his attention once more. Dib looked past her, though. He was looking at Zim's house. His blush returned as the thoughts from last night appeared again. Dib walked into the bathroom to get ready for school. Tir saw his blush and her smile widened. She made him blush! Tir giggled and ran to her house, going to get dressed for her school.

Zim didn't follow Tir and Dib to school today. He was no where to be seen actually. Dib kept looking around to see if Zim was coming. Sadly, he saw no Zim. Tir, on the other hand, was glad that Zim was not following them. She just kept on talking and talking as Dib didn't listen.

Right when Dib got to school, all the kids were surrounding the stairs, all of them gasping and giggling because of something. Dib blinked and ran over to where the kids where, pushing them aside to see what they were looking at. Dib finally got to the front of the kids, leaving Tir behind. Dib's eyes widened as he stared at what the kids were giggling at. A green boy was sitting on the steps, his shirt looking like a shirt that was cut up but it looked pretty cool and his pants rigid on the bottom. He didn't look much different to Dib but all the other kids were freaking out. Zim saw Dib and stood up, making all the girls squeal.

"Dib human! I see that you are surprised by my look, right! YOU ARE JEALOUS OF ZIM, YES?"

Zim yelled, making all the kids glare at Dib and snicker. Dib wanted to yell something back but the bell rang and all the kids ran over him to get inside. Zim was carried with these kids. Tir ran over to Dib, looking worried. Dib was surprised and his eyes were wide.

"Zim's… different."

Dib mumbled as he started to laugh hysterically. Tir sighed, pulling him inside by his hair. Tir and Dib got into class but it was the same there too. Girls were surrounding Zim's desk, making Dib glare at the girls. Finally, Mrs. Bitters came in, making everyone go back into their seats. The day of skool started.

The whole day continued on like that. Zim was surrounded by girls and Dib was stalked by Tir. Finally, the bell rang for skool to be out and everyone followed Zim out. Dib walked out with Tir clinging to his arm. Zim saw Dib and smirked. Dib glared at Zim and walked away with Tir, making Tir talk again.

Zim made all the kids go away when he wanted to walk home. By the time Zim was close to home, Tir was running inside to her house and Dib was walking away. Zim watched Dib walk away. Zim growled but then cackled.

"Pathetic Dib human! He is just JEALOUS of Zim's new popularity!"

Zim yelled to himself but Dib heard because Zim's yelling could be heard a mile away. Dib looked over at Zim and glared. Dib started to walk towards Zim's house, his eyes staring into Zim's. Zim was cackling and Dib was yelling at him.

"I am NOT jealous of you, Zim! I bet you hypnotized those kids with an alien device! No kid could think you look good in those kind of clothes!"

Dib lied but sounded very serious. Zim stopped cackling and looked almost hurt at what Dib said but he quickly shook it off and glared, yelling back at him.

Tir was watching through the window of her house. Tir, for some reason, smiled at the fighting. Tir could tell that Dib was lying but Zim apparently didn't because he was hurt at what Dib had said. Tir stopped looking out her window once she heard a 'beep beep beep' from her computer. She was still in her disguise so she quickly got out and walked over to her computer, clicking a button. The tallests appeared on the screen, the purple one sipping on a soda.

" Tir? How's the mission?"

The red one asked, wanting to know right away. Tir started to stutter but finally said that she didn't get around to it.

"I got side tracked!"

Tir explained as she smiled innocently. The red one was about to say something but Tir interrupted and said that she had to go. She quickly hung up and sighed, sitting down in her chair. Sandwich came running over to her, pulling on her shirt.

"Master! Guess what? The big headed boy and the other Irken are WRESTLING!"

The little robot screamed as she ran away. Tir's eyes widened as she ran over to her window once more, her large purple eyes staring at the two wrestling. Dib was blushing but he hid his blush with his glare, plus a hand pushing down on his face. Zim didn't even notice the blush because he had his eyes closed as Dib kicked his chin up with his foot. Tir snickered and looked at Sandwich, who was in her squirrel costume.

"They make a cute couple, huh master?"

The little robot asked then giggled, running away before she could get hit. The little robot said that once before and got hit by her master. Tir didn't even glare at the little robot. She just stared at them and sighed.

"Yeah, yeah they do…"

Tir admitted and smiled, staring out the window.

MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHhahah. :0 HAHAH… HA. Yeah. Uu;; Surprisingly I didn't write this one at 3Am. XD;