Dude, Where's my Lump?

by superdork398

I've changed my mind, this is now just an Ed, Edd, n' Eddy fic where Eddy, Double D, and Jonnie happen to meet up with the KND. The KND section is just sort of a sub plot. Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd, n' Eddy or Codename: Kids Next Door.

4. We're off to see the Jonnie, the wonderf

Chapter 4: We're of to see the Jonnie, the wonderful Jonnie and Plank

Later at Jonnie's house

Eddy: So, Jonnie do you know what happened to Ed last night at Rolf's house?

Jonnie: Yes.

Eddy: So will you tell us?

Jonnie: No.

Eddy: Why not?

Jonnie: I will tell you, but only if you do something for me.

Double D: What would you like us to do for you Jonnie?

Jonnie: I need you to bring me the Continuum Transjawbreaker.

Eddy: The what!

Jonnie: The Continuum Transjawbreaker, it is an extremely rare jawbreaker that is only made once every 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ( decillion ) years. Whoever eats it is enfuzed with mystical powers such as the abiltity to breathe in outerspace, or to light on fire without getting hurt, or time travel, or to make copies of themself, or to freeze time, or even to destroy the galaxy.

Eddy: Then I guess we will need a really good scam in order to get enough money to find it. So do you have an idea that we could use?

Jonnie: Yeah, I think that you should try to make a ginormous candy bar and kids can pay $5.00 each to eat as much chocolate as they can, then, once everyone's all fat, you can open a weight loss clinic and charge the kids $10.00 for admission.

Double D: Sounds great, where did you come up with it?

Jonnie: I just thought of it.