The next morning, light shown through the Irken boy's house and onto a big headed boy on the couch. Dib yawned and rubbed his eyes, slowly opening them to see everything blurry. Once his eyes adjusted to the light, he looked around and gasped, seeing that he was in Zim's house.

Dib was about to jump up and yell, "OH WOW!" then look around but something was on him. He looked down to see a cuddled up Zim. The large headed boy slightly blushed but pushed Zim off of him, Dib hopping up and running into the kitchen. He wondered if there was anything to eat but he before he could even think that, a robot with two large eyes was standing on a chair, chewing on bacon. Gir looked out and waved, the blue eyes reflecting Dib's face.

"GOOD MORNING! I made BACON!"

Gir screamed, making Zim wake up. Zim found that he was on the floor and growled. He pointed to Dib and glared, making Dib turn around and look at the Irken boy.

"YOU! Why is Zim on the floor?"

Zim demanded, making Dib snort. Dib took a piece of bacon and started to chew it.

"Because, you were squishing my stomach."

Dib said and smiled his oh-so-very-cute Dib smile. Zim growled and got up, brushing himself off. Gir was watching Dib chew on the bacon, it's smile wide. Gir jumped down from the chair and ran over to Zim, jumping up and down happily.

"Master! Master! Dibby is eating mah bacon!"

Gir exclaimed. The little robot put it's hands on it's hips and stuck out it's tongue, making a squeaky noise. Zim laughed at Dib, making Dib wonder why Zim was laughing. This bacon tasted pretty good to him. Dib looked at Gir and raised an eyebrow.

"Is there something wrong with this bacon?"

Dib asked, making Gir turn it's head around and stare at Dib. Gir shook his head as Zim let out a 'hahaha' chuckle. Zim stood up and walked proudly over to his kitchen, pointing to the table in which Gir was sitting at. On that table was dirt, jello, bugs, tea, and some sort of alien thing. Dib spit out the bacon, gagging again. Gir frowned as his eyes went into a sad form thing.

"Aww, the big headed boy is getting sick."

Gir exclaimed as Dib gagged. Gir screamed and ran off. Dib wondered why the little robot screamed but then saw why, his eyes getting wide. Dib ran over to the window, looking out it. Zim, obviously confused, blinked at Dib and raised an 'eyebrow' at him.

"What is it, Dib-Human?"

Zim demanded, walking over to Dib. Dib's eyes wandered the yard until a face poked up, saying, "BOO!" Dib yelled and fell back but Zim just stood there, not really understanding the concept of BOO. It was Tir, who giggled a bit when Dib fell back. Dib glared and banged on the window.

"Let me out, Tir! Gaz-"

Dib started but Tir snickered and pointed at Dib. She had an evil 'I know that you were lying' face on. Dib just stared at her, not really understanding the look that she gave him. Tir sighed and waved her hands in the air, making Dib scoot back.

"I talked to Gaz and she told me that you two weren't even related! Sooo… YOU LIEDD!"

Tir screamed, Dib's eyes widening. He mumbled something and got up, brushing himself off. Zim glared at Tir but then blinked, realizing that he wasn't in his costume. He screamed and ran away, his arms waving in the air. Dib chuckled then looked at the window to see that Tir was gone. Dib sighed and walked over to the couch, looking at the ground.

Good thing it was a Saturday.

Zim didn't have his disguise on because, what was the use? The human boy knew his secret anyway so Zim could lay low for a while. Dib was sitting on the couch with a gun pointed to his head. Gir had the gun coming from it's head. Zim was walking around the kitchen as Dib looked at him with a confused look on his face.

"Dib-human! Since you are probably going to be running around my house, grabbing things, I want you to sit right there and not move. Or else my robot will shoot you."

Zim exclaimed as Gir screamed. Zim shook his head and walked away and over to the kitchen. He then started to work on things, but Dib couldn't tell what. He looked at Gir and twitched as the little robot started to dance around, but the gun was still pointed at Dib's head.

"Hey! Robot thing… Go away."

Dib commanded as Gir walked away. Dib got up and laughed, pointing at Gir. He then looked around, mumbling an 'Oh wow!' every once in a while. The thing that caught his interest the most was that monkey above Zim's couch. What was that monkey?

Zim heard Dib walk around and his antenna twitched. Zim hissed and stomped his foot on the ground.

"That HORRIBLE human! I bet he's touching all my stuff!"

Zim yelled and stormed out of the kitchen, only to find Dib on the ground, Zim's robotic parents brushing his teeth and throwing footballs at him. Zim's eyes widened as he commanded his 'parents' to stop and to go back to their closets. Dib's hair was messy, but his breath was certainly nice and FOAMY. Dib twitched as Zim's antennas went flat against his head. Zim turned around and walked away, back to the kitchen. Dib glared but his gaze softened. Dib brushed himself off and stared at the monkey picture.

Tir was standing outside, a smile on her face. She squealed and blushed a little, spinning around on Zim's lawn.

"Awww! Zim saved Dib! They're so cute together."

Tir said outloud as Gaz passed by Zim's house. She had a list of groceries and a bat with her. Gaz looked at the spinning Tir and raised an eyebrow. Tir stopped and looked at her, blinking.

"Hi! I'm not holding two boys in this house so that they can get together! Why would you think that?"

Tir said and twitched, blowing a bubble with her gum. Gaz just stood there then walked off, growling. She hated this town. Tir sighed and walked over to the door and sat there, sighing. What about her mission? Tir shook her head and slammed her head against the door. Dib turned his head to the door, thinking he heard something but ignored it.

Gir crawled around while he wore his doggy suit. Gir made a 'moo'ing sound as he crawled. Dib raised an eyebrow but ignored it while Zim walked out, clapping his hands. Zim was all dusty, and a smile was on his face.

"I have CLEANED the kitchen! Now, what else to do?"

Zim said and looked around, curious of what else needed to be cleaned upstairs. Dib was sitting down, looking at the ground. Zim's antennas twitched as he looked at Dib. Dib looked up at him and glared, standing up.

"What?"

Dib asked, wanting to know what Zim wanted. Zim shrugged and turned around, waving his hand at Dib.

"Nothing, stink-beast! I was just staring at how pathetic you were!"

Zim mocked and walked away as Dib just sat there. Hours passed and Dib was just sitting there, not really doing anything. Zim was walking around the top part of the house, cleaning and such. After Zim was all done, he sat down on the couch and sighed, looking at the ground. Dib looked at him and his glasses fazed over, not revealing his eyes. Zim's antennas twitched and he was about to yell at Dib for looking at him, but Dib interrupted.

"What's your reason?"

Dib asked, his glasses still fazed over and his smile mysterious. Zim's antennas perked up as he stared at the questioning boy. He clenched his fist and rose it in the air, making a squeaky noise. He shook it threateningly at Dib then hissed.

"My reason for what?"

Zim asked, making Dib look up. Zim shook slightly at Dib's anger and smile combined. Dib walked over to Zim as Zim curdled up a bit. Dib looked much taller right now.

"Your reason for wanting to destroy the earth."

Dib finished and sat on the couch. Dib's glasses were still fazed over, making Zim see his own reflection. Zim's antennas twitched as he pushed Dib back, putting his hands on his hips in a Zim-like fashion.

"It is my mission! I am an Invader!"

Zim said proudly as Dib got up from the floor. Zim had his eyes closed, making Dib's punch in the stomach successful. Zim coughed and glared at him, but only to be followed by a tackle. Dib punched, Zim kicked, Tir watched. Tir's eyes were filled with happiness at the two.

Thirty minutes passed until the two were both on the ground, breathing hard. It was one of their normal silly fights that didn't mean anything and they always ended as a tie. Tir giggled and sat down on the steps infront of Zim's door. She soon closed her eyes and fell asleep but was quickly awoken. Some part of her body was burning, so she looked around and found that it was raining. She was about to scream and run away, but the burning stopped when an umbrella was put over her head. Gaz was standing next to Tir, a smirk on her face. Gaz threw the umbrella at her and walked away, her hands in her pockets.

"Bye, alien. Take care of my brother and his weird lover."

Tir heard Gaz say as she walked away. Tir could have sworn she saw Gaz smile at her, but she ignored it and leaned against the door, a smile on her face.

EEK! ;0; I'm so very sorry for updating. x3 I hope you forgive me.>/ Yeah, this chapter is really short, and I ran out of ideas fast. Sorry if it's boring and stuff. XD The next chapter will be finished soon. :3