Dude, Where's my Lump?

by superdork398

I've changed my mind, this is now just an Ed, Edd, n' Eddy fic where Eddy, Double D, and Jonnie happen to meet up with the KND. The KND section is just sort of a sub plot. Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd, n' Eddy or Codename: Kids Next Door.

5. A quick scam before the quest

Chapter 5: A quick scam before the quest.

Eddy: Okay, Double D, you build the growth ray, Jonnie, I need to borrow $0.75 for a candy bar.

Jonnie: Okay and here's $0.75 for the candy bar.

Double D: Eddy, I just remembered, I built a growth ray a few years ago for the science fair, I still have it in a safe in my basement.

Eddy: Cool, now all I need is a candy bar and we'll be able to start our scam.

Double D: Eddy, while you go buy the candy bar, I'll get my growth ray.

At the candy store

Eddy: I need a candy bar.

Store Clerk: Okay, that'll be $0.50.

Eddy: Here's $0.75.

Store Clerk: And $0.25 is your change

Eddy: Oh yeah, I also want 5 jawbreakers.

Store Clerk: Okay that'll be $0.25.

Eddy: Thanks.

Back at Jonnie's house

Double D: Okay, I have the growth machine

Eddy: And I got the candy bar and 5 jawbreakers.

Double D: How did you get a candy bar and 5 jawbreakers if candy bars are $0.75 and jawbreakers are $0.05 a piece?

Eddy: There was a sale at the candy store $0.25 off candybars, so I figured I should buy us some jawbreakers along with the candy bar. So everyone, dig in.