Ok, this chapter is TOTALLY insane, so don't read it if you don't like.. insane stuff.
It's completely random and while I was writing this, I was in a.. 'crazy dazed' thing. I was listening to creepy, yet funny music so.. THAT'S how this happened. WHOO. TALLESTS. XD
Umm, I don't want any of that 'I don't get it' or 'This is weird' comments. / Yeah, ok. :yawn: I'm tired.
Tir continued to scream and jump up and down, holding her sides. She then stopped and slumped down, a yawn coming out of her mouth.
"I'm still tired. Why?"
Tir mumbled and looked up at the sky, her hands in her pockets. She just stared up at the sky, ideas fuming through her mind. What should she do next? Stuff Dib and Zim in a closet? Oooh! That'd be amazingly cute. Tir kept walking around the front yard while Dib and Zim were inside. Zim was on the couch and Dib was on the floor, once more. Dib slightly closed his eyes but popped them back open. This happened quite a few times, until Dib's eyes closed completely. Dib kept his eyes closed, but they shot back open to hear a gun shot. After the gun shot, Dib heard a maniacal laugh and blood on the floor. Dib gazed down towards the body of…Tir. Dib gasped and got up, looking at Tir. Dib then looked at the person who was laughing.
"Zim?" Dib said in disbelief, as if he couldn't believe that Zim had shot Tir. Zim looked at Dib and glared. "She tried to kill me first, Dib!" Zim said, pointing to Tir and then waving his arms. Tears came to Dib's eyes as he picked Tir up and held her close. Blood got all over him, but he didn't care.
Dib was at the graveyard. He was sitting in a chair and Tir was on the ground. Some men had said that they would bring a casket to bury her in, but no men came so Dib started to dig the hole. While Dib was digging Tir sat up and stared at Dib, her head tipping to the side. Dib was almost done digging. "What are you doing?" Tir asked as she got up. Dib glared at her as he dug. The hole was almost done. "You're dead, so lay down and be dead." Dib stated but it sounded like a command. Tir just stared at him in confusion, but finally smiled and said, "What? I'm not dead, I'm-" But Dib glared at her and pointed at the whole, which was finally dug. "You're dead so get in the hole now!" Dib yelled and pointed at the hole. Tir just stared at the hole and then at Dib. Tir walked over to the hole and jumped into it. She stood there and stared at Dib. Tears still came to Dib's eyes, as he slid down against the dirt wall. Dib closed his eyes and cried.
Dib popped up, but his head slammed against something. A ceiling? "Dib!" Yelled a voice that came through the door. Dib looked around and saw that he was in a very small room with high, yet low ceiling spots. Dib rubbed his head and stared at the person. "W-What?" Dib said and looked around once more, trying to see who was there. Zim was standing at the doorway, his foot tapping on the ground. "Dib, you slept in late! You good for nothing, rotten, horrible person!" Zim yelled and glared at Dib. Dib just stared at him and got up, staring at Zim. "W-What? What's going o-" Dib stopped when something fell on his nose. It was something wet and it was sliding down, so Dib wiped it off his nose with his finger and stared at it. Blood? Dib stared up at the ceiling and it was covered in blood. Dib looked around to see many people's bodies and body parts on chairs and hung from the ceiling. Dib held his head and stepped back but fell into… Tir's grave? Dib gasped for breath as his eyes darted everywhere. What was happening?
"Hello, Dib!" A voice said which made Dib stand up and look around. When Dib turned around, he was back in the room. It wasn't bloody though, and there were no dead bodies. It looked like a normal room, just without any furniture in it. It was blank and pale. Dib stared at the person who was talking to him. It looked like Dib, only without glasses and his hair pointed in the other direction. He also wore a different shirt with a different face on it and his coat had X's on it. Dib just stared as the 'other Dib' smiled with his eyes closed. The other Dib opened his eyes and stared at Dib. Dib slightly opened his mouth but the Other Dib talked first. "I'm Double Dib!" Double Dib exclaimed happily. Dib blinked and was about to ask a question, but a blinding light shined in his eyes. He rubbed his eyes and stared ahead at Double Dib to see a camera in his hands. "Cheese!" Double Dib said and smiled again. The picture rolled out and it was pitch black. Dib grabbed the picture and stared at it. Double Dib moved to the side as the picture started to show what it looked like. When it finally came up, it was Zim against a wall, covered in blood and a knife in his head and stomach, sticking him to the wall. Dib lowered the picture and stared ahead at the wall in front of him. The exact image that the picture showed was what was in front of him. Zim was stuck to a wall by knives. Tears came to Dib's eyes once more as he ran over to Zim and looked as though he was going to hug him but stopped. Dib just couldn't believe what he was seeing. Tears came down Dib's cheeks as he hugged Zim, not even noticing the long knife-sword stuck in his stomach. Zim's eyes slightly opened to stare down at Dib. Zim smiled wide and crazy-like when Dib looked up at him. "I'm not dead." Zim said and looked down at Dib. Dib clasped his hand over his mouth as he backed up. Dib bumped into someone, so he turned around and saw Tir. She was covered in dirt and right beside her was Double Dib. "Dib." Tir whispered and smiled, which made Double Dib smile and say "Dib." As well. Dib heard his name all around the room, which made him turn around. The room became bloody again and there were many people there, chanting his name. Dib held his head and just yelled, wanting it to all stop.
"Dib!" Yelled a voice which made Dib's eyes pop open and tackle the person who said his name once more. Dib heard a scream and a big boom from the landing on the floor. Dib was staring down at Zim, who was too surprised to move. Dib hopped up and looked around. He was in Zim's house, and everything was perfectly fine. Zim stared at Dib and blinked then glared. "What is wrong with you today, Dib-stink? First you were shaking, and then you started yelling! Stupid humans and their things…that they…shake!" Zim said and shook his fist. Dib held his head and looked around once more. He was ok, there was nothing wrong. Dib sighed and laid down, resting his hand on his forehead. The sound of Zim's voice relieved him somehow. Dib looked at a sleeping Gir in the corner.
"Your robot is sleeping." Dib said and pointed over to Gir. Zim stopped talking and looked over at Gir. There was a silence, except for the slight snoring from the little robot. The silence was interrupted by Tir, who stuck her face at the window and smiled. "Oooh Dibby!" Tir called, which made Dib turn around and 'scream', if a boy can scream. Zim swung his head around and stared at the frightened Dib and Tir. Zim rose an 'eyebrow' and glared. "What did you do to the Dib, filthy human?" Zim asked as Tir shrugged and looked at Dib. Dib blinked and sighed, holding his head. "Damn dream…" Dib mumbled and closed his eyes. Zim looked at Dib for a moment then at Tir. Tir and Zim started to yell and fight about letting Dib out because he was going crazy. Dib continued to hold his head while he stood up and walked over to the couch. Tir blinked and stopped yelling for a moment. "Is something wrong, Dib?" Tir asked in a caring way. Dib looked over and opened his eyes. Dib's eyes lowered to the floor and he sighed.
"It was just a crazy, crazy dream." Dib mumbled and forced a smile to signal that he was ok. Zim just stared at Dib for a moment then snickered. "Dream? Pitiful humans, afraid of dreams! You're just-" Zim said and was going to go into a long speech but was interrupted by Tir. "What kind of dream was it, Dib?" Tir asked, her eyes worried and scared. Dib just stared at her in confusion then smiled. "It was just a crazy dream with-" Dang, Tir really knows how to interrupt people. "Me dying, you in a crazy bloody room, and then people chanting your name after you meet your opposite and also Zim stuck to a wall with knives?" Tir said in a calm and all-knowing voice. Dib just stared at her then rose his eyebrow. "How did you know?" Dib asked and Tir just laughed. Sandwich jumped onto her shoulder, with a wide smile on her face. "You're going to have that dream every night because you're not admitting something!" Tir said and stuck her tongue out cutely. Dib just stared at Tir then looked at Zim, who was surprisingly quiet. Probably because he was in shock that he was in Dib's dream and stuck to the wall with knives. Dib thought about it and sighed. What was he not admitting? This was going to bug Dib so much. Tir squealed happily and sighed, hugging Sandwich and sliding down the side of the house. Sandwich looked up at Tir and smiled too.
Sandwich frowned at Tir and cocked her head to the side. "I'm confused, Master." Sandwich mumbled and just sat there. Tir opened her mouth to talk but stopped. She then smiled and pat Sandwich on the head. "Well, I heard this from the tallest, the old old old one, that if a species from another planet kisses an Irken, which is fairly unlikely, they will have nightmares about the craziest things! And the nightmares won't go away unless they tell why they kissed the Irken and one of their deepest darkest secrets about anything!" Tir explained and smiled. Sandwich squealed and hugged herself. "That sounds hurtful. I wanna try!" Sandwich said and sighed, looking around. Tir stared up at the sky, holding Sandwich close. Suddenly, Gir flung out the window and ran off screaming. The glass landed on the ground near Tir, but then the glass disappeared and the window was fine. Zim screamed a very long "NOOO!" then walked over to the couch and sighed.
Gir screamed and ran around the neighborhood, but stopped and listened for a moment. He heard a few sounds, mechanical sounds. Gir squealed with happiness and ran towards the sounds. "I'm gonna make the mechanical goose have a tea party with me!" Gir yelled in his robotic voice. He thought the sounds were geese? What a strange strange robot. Finally, Gir got to the destination of the sounds and was standing infront of Dib's house. Gir just stood there, staring at the house but then raised his hands in the air in a happy 'Yay!' form-thing. Gir ran over to the door and knocked, standing there stupidly with his tongue hanging out. Gir heard a grunt and then footsteps coming towards the door. Once the door opened, it revealed Gaz, who was playing her game but took a moment to stare down at the visitor.
"What do you want?" Gaz asked, sounding very annoyed and mad. Gir frowned and clung to her head, one of his eyes popping out as he yelled: "I'm gonna make you a PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH!" Gaz just stared down at the robot, her eyes wide. Gir raised his head up and stared back at the video game playing-monster of a girl-cute but deadly- girl. They stared at eachother for a while then Gaz walked over to the couch, Gir still clinging to her leg, and sat down. She continued to play her game. "Just don't bug me, I'm in the zone." Gaz threatened as the excited robot jumped up and onto Gaz's lap. Gaz stared at the robot then looked at her game. She looked as though she was going to smile, but she didn't.
Dib continued to think while Zim sat. And sat. More thinking, more sitting, more boredom. Tir wanted to see some ACTION. So, to fulfill her fangirlish needs, she pounded on the window and giggled.
"Hey! You guys, let me talk to you for a moment!" Tir's voice echoed throughout the quite house, even though she was outside. Zim glared at her then hopped off the couch and over to her. "About what, earth scum? Zim is quite busy wi-" Zim stopped and waved his hand signaling 'never mind.' Tir snorted then banged on the window. "Helloooo, Dib! Dibby Wibby Shnibby Libby!" Tir called every single name that she could think of that rhymed with 'Dibby'. Finally, after so many nicknames, the big headed boy stood up and walked over to the window. "What?" Dib finally answered Tir, and she smiled a toothy grin. Tir quickly walked over to the door, opened it, and then shut it again. Zim's eyes widened and he pointed to the door and then Tir.
"How did you- I mean I've tried- …Zim could have opened that door whenever he liked, he just didn't want to! I AM ZIM, I AM ALL POWERFUL!" Zim yelled and rose his hands in the air. There was a pause and Tir just stared at him, then looked around. "Riiiight, ok, let's go on." Tir said and smiled a bit. Dib was still thinking, thinking about what he hasn't admitted. Zim stood there stupidly, and so did Dib. Tir blinked and looked at them both. She snorted and bursted out laughing. Zim stared at her then rose his eyebrow. "What are you laughing about?" Zim demanded to know from Tir, and she just wiped her eye and stared at them both again. "Y-You're so-"
"-Small!" Tallest purple yelled but then stopped and thought about it for a minute. "W-Wait, I want a medium- No! A lar- No, no! A jumbo sized popcorn!" Purple finally decided and nodded approvingly. Tallest Red shook his head and sighed, glaring at his 'companion.' "Why do you always do that?" Red asked as he stared at Purple, who received his popcorn. "Do what?" Purple asked, his mouth full of popcorn. Red lifted his hands in the air to realize his point in what he was going to say? "You always say a small first, and then you change it to a medium, then a large, and then a Jumbo! Why don't you just say Jumbo, because you always get that size." Red said and tapped his finger on the popcorn bowl. Purple pulled his popcorn away and hugged it. "Because, someday I might want a small popcorn and- " Purple stopped. They both stared at eachother then burst out laughing at the thought. Purple, wanting a…small popcorn? It made all the Irkens in that whole room burst out laughing. Strange, strange Irkens.