Jaz: Thanks so much for you're kind reviews.. I'm sorry if it takes me a while to update…. D: Anyway.. I got this idea from another commercial!! XDD Hope you likies!! Oh ya! Since Final-FantasyChild has been giving me really nice reviews; I- Jasmine –dubb thee Final-FantasyChild to be Miss or Mister America (Since I don't know he/she's gender!)

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Social Life Sucks

Chapter 3: Where?

Maria was sitting on the bench waiting for the bus to come. She hummed a little made-up tune quietly to herself. "Hey, Maria!" Maria turned and smiled. It was Fuery. "Hello, Fuery," she greeted. "Hey, did you know that Mustang and Hawkeye made up?"

"What?! You mean he's not gay!?"

Maria rolled her eyes.

Fuery scratched his head. "Where'd you hear this?"

Maria grinned. "From Mustang himself, who else? He was so happy, he bragged about it! He was worse than Hughes!"

Fuery looked around. "Speaking of Hughes, where us he? He always comes to the bus stop before I do.." He spotted Hughes on the sidewalk in the distance. "Ah! Speak of the devil!"

Minutes later, Hughes reached the bus stop. "Hey guys! Morning!" He chimed. Fuery quirked an eyebrow. "Meh? Where's Mustang? Doesn't he walk with you to the bus stop after going to Starbucks?"

Hughes scratched his chin. "Now that you think about it… he said something about meeting Hawkeye to do something 'special'"

"Something special?" Maria and Fuery echoed.

"Uhm yeah.. I heard him pretty clearly…" Hughes pondered for a moment. "Oooh! By the way, do you want to see pictures of Elicia? They just got developed yesterday!!"

Maria and Fuery sweat dropped. "Uhm.. no thanks…"

Ed finally came along. "Hey guys, have you seen my Red Bull?"

"Red Bull? I prefer milk instead.." Maria laughed.

Ed fumed. "That's not funny!!"

Suddenly, a random military uniform jacket fell from the sky and landed on Ed's head. Familiar giggles filled the air.

"What the--? What was that about!?" Ed threw the uniform jacket on the sidewalk.

Another uniform jacket fell on Hughes shoulder. "Uhm… sorry, God, I already have one of these.." Hughes said.

Another round of familiar giggles were heard. "What in the world is going on!!!" Fuery screamed. Suddenly, a shirt fell on Fuery. Fuery took the shirt off his head and examined it. "Wait a minute! I gave this to Colonel Mustang on that Christmas Eve's party!!"

A giant red hair clip bounced off Hughes' head and landed on the ground. Hughes picked it up and examined it also. "Heey! I know this hair clip when I see one!! Isn't this suppose to be Hawkeye's??"

The voices started to moan in groan. Maria looked up, and her eyes widened. "Guys.. what ever you do, do NOT look up.."

And the three men did the obvious, they looked up. Their eyes widened as well, staring up in the sky in disbelief. "What the heck? Is that Mustang and Hawkeye floating in the sky, TOGETHER!?" A brown turtle neck shirt fell on Ed's face.

Fuery hesitated. "OH MY GOD! IT IS!!!" He caught two pairs of uniform pants in his arms.

"I am sooooo glad Elicia isn't here!!" Hughes said.

A pair of Spongebob boxers fell next to Fuery. Ed shielded his eyes. "AAH! MY EYES CAN'T TAKE THE REVEALINGNESS!"

A bra descended on Maria's lap. "Oh my.." She said pushing the bra slowly off her lap.

"SO THAT'S WHO TOOK MY RED BULL!" A thong landed on Edward's foot. "Kyaa!" He kicked it over to Hughes.

"Eeew!!" He kicked it over to Fuery who kicked it over to Edward and they kept on doing it like a pattern. (Sorta like Hot Potato except with a thong)

"WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO!?"

Hughes kicked the thong in Fuery's face.

Finally, the bus stopped in front of them. Everyone rushed inside hastily, leaving Hawkeye and Mustang in the sky. ….

The next day, at the same time, Maria sat in the same spot on the same bench holding an umbrella up.. petrified.

Fuery came along. "Maria, why are you holding up an umbrella?"

"THE SKY IS FALLING!" She shouted out randomly.

Fuery thought back yesterday. "Oh."

Finally, Riza and Mustang came along as their usual selves. "Hello their, Fuery.." Mustang said in his usual monotonous voice.

Fuery backed away from them. Maria kept on twitching staring off somewhere.

Riza whispered in Mustang's ear. "I knew you shouldn't have stole Ed's Red Bull.."

Roy sighed.

Suddenly, a metal arm and a wrench fell from the sky. All was silent except the moaning voices of Ed and Winry.

"AAAAAAAAH!!!" Maria and Fuery ran away.

"What in the world?" Edward's red cloak descended on Roy's face who was looking up into the sky.

Riza looked behind the bench and smiled. "HERE'S MY THONG!!!" She lifted it up and started waving it around in the air.

Jaz: Hmm.. a little bit perverted… but it's a lot better than seeing yaio!!! (cringes at the thought) Anyway… it was a bit short and all.. I'm trying to type up some more but I don't know how to write them!! O.o;; Anyway, please R&R!!!