Jaz: Anyway.. thank you so much for you're reviews!! XDDD I got this idea from the Final Fantasy VII stories and I sort of got inspired… So, this one is pretty stupid but please read it anyway!!
Anyhow, it took me a while to write this story cause I had to write it in a certain way… sux huh?
Lastly, could someone tell me what so-so-chan, so-so-sama, gomen nasai, and kawii mean? Im hearing it a lot on but I just don't get what it actually means.. O.o;; Anyhoo.. back to the story..
Social Life Sucks
Chapter 4: Message Machines
Ed and Al's Message Machine"Hi guys! We're not in right now!! Please leave a message after the beep!" A cat's mew was heard faintly in the background. "AL! GET RID OF THAT STUPID CAT!!!"
Al's voice was heard in a pleadingly state. "But brother… it needs a home.."
You hear a gunshot. "NOOOOO!!! KITTY!!!"
Beeeeep! You have 3 new messages.
Message 1"Seven days…"
Message 2"Hello, mister, did you steal my kitty?"
Message 3"Hiya! It's you're ol' pal mini-mee!!! Me and Dr. Evil are doing great by the way… Anyhow, I hope you like those platform boots I gave you!! Bye!"
Havoc's Message Machine"Hey there. I'm sorta busy right now looking for chicks and stuff so please leave a message or ask me out. BYE!"
Beeeeep! You have 2 new messages.
Message 1"Greetings. We are the Anti-Drug association and we're suing you."
Message 2"Hey, mister, are you on crack?"
Roy's Message Machine"Hello. This is Colonel Roy Mustang speaking. Please excuse my absence for right now… I am attending some 'personal' business. Please leave a message or call back again."
Beeep! You have one new message(s)
Message 1"Roy, dearie, this is you're mother speaking. I know that you're hormones have been heating up' lately and I have realized that you have been spending 'quality time' with several women such as..
Marie
Sally
Sara
Sandy
Clara
Anne
Mia
Anastasia
Gigi
Clarissa
Lor
Mariah
Sabrina
Christina
May
Siara
Jesse
Sam
Alex
Franky
Nicole
Jenny
You're Grandma
You're aunt Sara
You're other grandma who died already
Maureen
Angela
Me
You're other aunt Sara
You're sister
You're cousin.. oh wait…. You're father dated her
Clarabelle
Britney
Jamie
I know you're listening to me young man! You better pick up this phone before you come over here and I kick you're spiny, little horny as—"
Message Machine ran out of tape!
The Chronicles Shall continue!!!!
Jaz: So anyway, how do you like it? Funny isn't it? Sorta short and stupid… but come on! It was worth it!
See ya!!