Social Life Sucks

Chapter 7: Roy's Kidnapped!

It was a boring quiet day in Office. Mustang was sitting all alone in his office doing paperwork. He sighed and read one of his paperwork. "Let aliens take over the world…" He signed the form.

All of the sudden, a phone booth appeared out of nowhere and two guys walked out of it. "Dude! Whazzup!" They said.

Mustang stared at them.

The blonde guy whispered in the black haired dude. "Dude, he's Chinese.. he doesn't speak English.."

The black haired guy nodded. "oooh.." he turned to Roy and stretched his eyes to make it look Chinese. "Wong chong chong ching ping hwaaa King Kong Chopsticks Sushi BANZAI!"

Roy frowned. "Is this suppose to be funny? Who are you guys anyway?"

The blonde guy hit the black-haired guy. "Dude! I told you he wasn't Chinese!"

"Oh.."

"Hello Chinese English-speaking person! I am Ted and this is Bill!"

Bill did a stupid laugh. "We're Bill and Ted!" The two did the stupid pretend electric guitar thing with the sound effects.

Roy frowned. "I'm Colonel Roy Mustang… and it seems for some mysterious reason.. you have trespassed into the Military Headquarters…"

Ted gasped. "Bill, do you know who he is?"

Bill gasped also. "HE'S THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE MUSTANGS!"

Ted smacked Bill. "No, stupid! He's the Colonel! You know… KFC!" (I must credit that to FMA's fic 'Random Tales')

Bill nodded. "Oh yeah.." he turned to Mustang. "Sorry, dude, but we have to take you so you can help us on our History report…"

"What?"

Then, Bill and Ted shot him with a tranquilizer gun and stuffed him in the phone booth with other historical figures like Mulan, Aladdin, Cinderella, and other people… Then, they disappeared in a flash of light.

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The next week, everybody was hanging out in Mustang's office unaware of his disappearance.

"You know guys… I feel like we're missing something…" Ed said.

"A STRIPPER!" Havoc exclaimed.

"There will be no strippers in this office, HAVOC!" Hawkeye scolded.

Everyone else snapped their fingers. "Drats.."

All of the sudden, Jaz the authoress rushed in the room and quickly shut the door with mobs of people banging on it. "Help me!" She wheezed.

"What's wrong?' Ed said concerned.

"I wrote Roy out of this fic and now all these FMA fangirl and boys are chasing me!" Jaz cried trying to keep the door shut.

"So, that's what was missing!" Breda exclaimed.

All of the sudden, all the fan people broke down the door Jaz was trying to hold up. The leader of the fan people, Avry, yelled, "CHAAAAAAAARRGGGGGEEEEEE!" And they all charged at everyone squishing them like pancakes…. Mmmmm…. Pancakes…..

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Okay. It wasn't THAT funny… but I sort of got the idea from watching that movie, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. That movie was funny in a stupid way! Okay, BYE!