Tee hee.. sry if I took so long! I had to do 5 other fics! Meeehhh! BTW, I got this from a tv commercial!

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Social Life Sucks

Chapter 8: Sexy Metal

Finally, for the past month was nothing but working in peace and quiet. Mustang was returned safe and soundly, Jaz had a little stitches remained here and there, and everyone's insanity level was down.. well.. until now of course.

"Sir, I have a parcel for you.." Hawkeye handed Roy a package.

To: Chinese English KFC Colonel Guy

From: Bill and Ted

Roy sighed. "What now?" Roy opened up the parcel to take out a couple of die. "Why this?" he then turned to the label which clearly said Made In China.

"oh.."

Havoc bursted through the door. "Who wants coooke?" He sung holding up cans of coca cola.

"MINE!" Hawkeye leaped at Havoc taking the Coca Cola cans then ran over to a nearby dark corner.

"Heeey! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"

"Prreeecciooouuss…." Hawkeye stroked the metal cans.

Havoc raised a brow. "huh?"

"Well, if Hawkeye has gone crazy…." Roy stated. "THEN WHAT'S THE POINT WITH ALL THIS PAPERWORK! WOO HOO!" He stripped off his jacket and shirt together and jumped off his desk, swinging his shirts around and around overhead.

Then, Fuery came in. "What's going on?"

"Mustang has gone wack-o and Hawkeye is molesting my cans of coke…"Havoc replied.

"eew…"

Then, Edward came in. "Hey guys! Guess what? In the Teen People magazine, it clearly states that I'm the sexiest bishy EVER!" Ed boasted. He soon realized no one was paying attanetion to him because Mustang was on his desk acting weird, Hawkeye was molesting cans of sodas, and Havoc and Fuery just stared at her.

"eerg… never mind…"

All of the sudden, Hawkeye leaped at Ed hugging his metal arm.

"HEY! LET GO!"

"Prreeecciiooouusss…"

All of the sudden, the ground started shaking. Havoc and Fuery screeched like little girls. "EARTHQUAKE!" The jumped out the 3-story window taking shirtless- colonel along with him, leaving Hawkeye and Ed alone.

"OH NO! THIS CAN'T BEEEEE!"

Mobs of raging fan girls started mobbing poor Edward, and seconds later took off taking his auto mail arm and leg with him.

Ed sighed helplessly on the floor of the ruined office. "I wonder what's causing this anyway…"

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Aunt Panaka was in the shower shaving her arm pits. "Crap! This is a piece of crap! Who ever made this shaver was nothing but an old ninny!" Panaka threw it in the recycling bin.

BUY AXEL THE SHAVER NOW!

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Muahahaha… that was funny… I got that idea from a Shaving Commercial on Adult swim. It made me go, "What the heck?" Anyway, please RnR!