Hehehe.. I got this idea from Austin Powers…..

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Social Life Sucks

Chappy 10: Family Therapy

One day, Hoenheim and Ed went to Family Therapy together to clear out their differences.

"Hello, Mr. Elrics. My name is Maria (No.. not Maria Ross)!" Said the therapist. "Everyone, how about we give our two new guests a happy family warm welcome?"

"Hello, Mr. Elrics…" said the other clients in unison.

Everyone was seated in a circle in a room filled with paintings of flowers and happy stuff.

The therapist looked at her clipboard for a second. "Mr. Edward Elric, it says you have a grudge against your father…"

"Yea.." Edward mumbled. "I feel like killing him right now…."

Hoenheim sobbed. Everyone awed.

"I'm sorry, Edward. It's not very nice to say to 'kill' someone. We all say that but we don't actually literally want to kill them.." Maria stated. Everyone else agreed.

"YOU DON'T GET IT! HE LEFT ME AND MY BROTHER AND MY MOM ALONE!" Ed screamed.

Maria scratched her head. "Uhm… how about we talk about something else for a change… Tell me, Edward, what is it that you wanted to be other than a State Alchemist?"

Edward paused. "Well, I always wanted to help people so maybe I'll be a fireman, someday.."

"An evil fireman?" Hoenheim suggested.

"NO!" Ed snapped. "Hmmm.. maybe a police man…"

"An evil police man?"

"SEE? HE ALWAYS DOES THAT!"

Maria smiled a very scary creepy smile. "Ed, I know what you need, you need some love. How about you hug your father?"

"What?"

Hoenheim spread his arms out. "Come on, son, give me a BIIIIIIIIIGGG hug…"

"No."

"Please?"

"No!"

"Come on, Ed, you're one of my bestest friend slash son ever!"

Ed stared at Hoenheim and would've sworn he saw Michael Jackson. "AAAAAHH! NOO MICHAEL! NOOOOO!" Ed scrammed out the door.

Maria took out a walkie-talkie. "WE GOT OURSELVES A RUNNER!"

Then, the secret police forces crashed through the windows and restrained Ed from running out.

"WHAT? LET ME GOOO!" Ed screamed struggling.

The officer tried to calm Ed down. "Settle down, little guy.."

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALL?" Ed kicked the officer in the groin and ran out. "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE! AHAHAHAHA!"

Hoenheim wiped a tear from his eye. "He takes after his father…"

Maria rolled her eyes. "Retards…"

The retards- I mean clients retorted. "WE'RE NOT RETARDED! We're just special!"

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Oo-kayy.. got a little crazy at the end… but I like last chapter better.

Anyway, RnR.. bla bla bla same crap.