Hey guys, sorry if it took me forever to write this! My internet broke down.. so I've been pretty bored and depressed at the same time. Anyway, this is a really unfunny chapter. My mom lately has been hoggin the computer, usin EBAY. EBAY is cool cause you can buy FMA stuff… but it sucks cause it makes you hog the comp too much. So, hope you enjpy. Lastly, if you want to be in the story, or give me ideas; LEMME KNOWW!

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Social Life Sucks

Chapter 11: EGAY Fanatic

One day, Winry decided to visit the Hughes' residence. Before she could knock on the door, the door creaked open. "Uhm, hello?" She called out.

"Oh, sorry, Winry! I was just on my computer!" called out Gracia from the other room.

Winry wondered in the other room to see Gracia on her computer. "What are you doing?"

"I'm sorry. I was on EGAY… I was winning at an auction."

"What's EGAY?"

Gracia gasped. "You have NEVER heard of EGAY?"

Winry shook her head sadly.

"Well, come over here, dear, and I'll show you."

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Ed peeked his head in the Hughes' humble abode. "Winry? Winry?"

It's been a week since he last seen Winry; along with all her other peers.

"Winry!" he called out again a little louder.

Al peeked in as well. "Is she in here?"

"No, not sure. Let's search the place just in case."

So, Ed and Al searched high and low for Winry until they came upon her at the computer with her face glued onto the screen.

"Winry! There you are! We've been worried about you!" Al cried happily.

Winry made no comment and continued typing.

Ed tapped her shoulder. "Uhm, Winry?"

"E…..GAY…." She croaked in a hypnotic state.

Ed and Al exchanged looks.

"It's just as I thought…"

The Elrics turned to a shadowy dark figure standing in a shadowy dark corner alarmed. "WHO'S THERE!"

Roy walked out of the shadows. "It's just me, Circus Freaks."

Al sweat dropped and Ed growled. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY?"

"Oops. My bad. I meant, Stupid Blonde Circus Freaks…" Roy said playfully.

Ed steamed.

"Anyway, it seems Rockbell has been hypnotized and mind-controlled by EGAY; the evil website that's so addicting… it's evil…" Roy said.

"Wait, Colonel, how is addiction evil?" Al asked.

Roy shrugged. "I dunno…. think of Cheetos, for example…"

"WE SHALL SAVE WINRY!"

"Must…….. hold…….. auction…" Winry said. She then took a digital camera and took a picture of Al.

"HEYY! My loin cloth wasn't on!" Al cried.

All of the sudden, the UPS came and dragged Al out the door. "BRROOOOOOOTTHHEEERRR! HEEEELLLPPP!" He cried.

"AALLL!"

"It's just as I thought…. Winry is selling auctions faster as ever." Roy informed. "Be careful Full Metal, make sure Rockbell doesn't take a picture of—"

"COLONEL BAAASSSTTTAAAAAARRRDDD!" Before Roy could know it, Ed was dragging out the door by the UPS.

"—you.." Roy finished.

"Say cheese!"

"Wuh?"

Flash!

Winry already took a picture of Mustang and uploaded it onto her EGAY account auction.

Then, suddenly, the UPS barged in again and took Mustang away. "NOOOOOOoooOOOooOOOOoOOoo!"

And Winry was never seen away from the computer again.

But the question was…. What happened to the trio?

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Jaz sighed at her computer typing endlessly, completing another one of her chapters.

"JAZZY! Look what I got for you on EGAY!" her mom chirped loudly as she came in her room pushing giant boxes.

Jaz's eyes widened. "WOW MOM! What DID you get me?"

"Another one of those Full Metal Alchemist toys I thought you'd like!"

Jaz smiled and started opening the giant parcel. "OH BOY!"

After seconds of ripping the parcel to shreds, she soon found out what her mom got her on EGAY.

"Mom…. You are the coolest mom ever……"

She then saw Ed, Al, and Roy tied up together and grew an evil mischievous smile.

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Hehehehhee.. I'm so evil. BTW… EGAY is the gay EBAY and EBAY is the good EBAY.

Did you get that? Heh. My neither.