Yes Ed-fan girls. Ed in da shower! XD

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Social Life Sucks

Chapter 13: Shower Madness

"Aaaaaahhh…"

The steaming hot shower poured on Ed's face and into his shiny smooth blond hair. He gracefully flipped his hair as it's shininess blinded your eyes.

"Ooooh yeeeaaahh.."

Ed continued to sexily flip his hair in slow-motion.

"Yeah…. Loreal…"

"Uuuh… Ed?" Roy opened the shower curtain to see Ed in the shower.

"OH MYGOD, MUSTANG! Have you ever heard of privacy?" Ed screeched.

"You're wearing pants……. In the shower…"

Ed looked down seeing that he was wearing pants as he was in the shower. "Oh."

"Uhmm….. what are you doing in my shower?" Roy asked staring at Ed. "And why are you using my shampoo?"

Ed darted his eyes nervously. "OH CRAP! YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!" he quickly snatched a bottle of conditioner and rubbed it in his head. "HA HA! TAKE THAT!"

"Uhm.. Ed.. I suggest for you to take that conditioner off ASAP…"

"AHAHAHAHA! OR WHAT?"

"Or that…"

Ed looked up at his hair as it started smoking. He sniffed it. "That smell…." He gasped. "OMG! YOUR CONDITIONER HAS MILK! AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" His hair caught on fire.

"DON'T WORRY, ED! I'LL SAVE YOU!" Roy took out his gloves and snapped his fingers making his hair more on fire. "Oh…"

"AAAAAAAAGH! MILK! IM BURNING! BUURNING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Ed ran through the wall and ran outside insanely.

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"Oooohh… yeah baby…" CRA said as she looked through the binoculars.

Jaz cringed. "Uhm…. CRA….. I suggest you should put those down…"

"SHUT UP! I'm closing in on Ed's chest…" CRA drooled as she looked through the binoculars.

"CRA!"

"WHAT?" CRA looked up to see Ed running around insanely with his hair caught on fire. "IIIIII'MMMM BUURNING!"

"ED!" CRA body slammed Ed who made a big SPLAT and his goo went everywhere.

Jaz sighed. "Poor Ed…"

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After Roy finally fixed his bathroom wall, he got in the shower as well. "Lalala…." He hummed. He then took out the herbal Essences Shampoo and started rubbing it in his scalp. "Oooh yeah BABY! More! Mooore! Oooh yeeaaahh!" Roy started groaning and moaning as he rubbed the Herbal Essences shampoo in his scalp.

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Feury walked in Roy's house. "Sir? S-sir are you here?"

Hughes peeked in cautiously. "IS he here?"

"No."

"DARNIT ROY! THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING!"

The two soldiers heard Roy moaning and groaning in the bathroom, slightly filtered from the noise of the shower. "Oooh yeah! Mooore! MOOOORREE!"

Feury barfed.

"THAT'S THE SPIRIT ROY!" Hughes cheered through the bathroom door.

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A bit stupid, I know. CRA (AKA: Ciara) from my school were talking about this and so I finally got it down on MS WORD.

Also, if you are familiar with the Herbal Essences Commercial.. you'll get why Roy was moaning and stuff. :D Anyway, RnR