We were at Denny's and my little cousin spilled a drink and made up a song, "I Believe I can Spill a Drink." It's like "I Believe I can Fly" by R. Kelly.. but it's different.. cause it's about spilling drinks... O.o; And this is what I thought of.
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Delusional
Chapter 14: Spill a Drink
Roy Mustang was obediently doing his paperwork with Hawkeye intently watching him.
He sighed to himself. This is boring.. I have to do something that is a little more exciting... He then smirked to himself.
Hawkeye still watched him.
Roy reached out for his coffee and it fell on the floor and it spilled on the carpet.
"Let me get that, sir..." She said grabbing a towel and about to clean up the mess.
"No, let me tell you something!" Roy stood on his desk and grabbed a microphone.
A disco ball began to light up the room and some soft music was playing.
"Uhm.. sir?" Hawkeye looked at Roy curiously.
"See my arms were really really long,
this was before I even made up this song
then I knocked an empty glass down
then it fell and broke when it had reached the ground,"
Roy began to sing the mocking version of R. Kelly's I believe I can fly.
Hawkeye watched.
"Everyone has seen it
'I didn't do it!'
Then I went to thinking
and thought it through it...'
Roy sang the chorus.
"I believe I can spill
I believe I can spill a drink
It may be Pepsi or some Diet Coke
Doesn't matter but it's awfully soaked.
I believe I can spill
As long as I don't have to pay the bill
I believe I can spill
I believe I can spill
I believe I can spill."
Mustang's followers began to join when Roy began to sing the bridge.
"Cause I can spill a drink...
oooh yeaaahhh
If I can spill it...
Then I can do it..
First I must relieve it
Then I'll get through it,"
They sang the last chorus.
"I believe I can spill...
I believe I can spill a drink
It maybe Fanta or some Pepsi
Hope my mom doesn't catch me
I believe I can spill
I believe I can spill a drink
I believe I can spill
I BELIEVE, BABY!
I believe I can spiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
(Spill! Spill! SPIIIILLLL!)"
They all ended it with some wacky pose.
Hawkeye shot them all and stole Roy's condoms as her little niece's birthday balloons since she couldn't afford any.
Then it ended with Envy. "Thank you for watching the Twilight Zone..."
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Sorry... this was very stupid. I should've done better.