Got this from Robot Chicken! Hope you guys like it!

Guest star is Aquabreeze!

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Social Life Sucks

Chapter 16: Tivo

One day, Ed and Aquabreeze were on top of each other kissing and making out for a long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long time.

That's until Ed sat up interrupting the pleasure.

"What is it Tinny-winny?" Aquabreeze asked fixing her hair.

"I bought you a gift!"

"YAY!"

Ed dug into his pockets. "Damnit.. where is it?" He searched his left pocket, his right pocket, his cloak pockets, and even his ass pockets. "Oh crap, don't tell me I forgot it... Oh wait!" The alchemist zipped open his fly and stuck his hand in it digging for the gift.

"OOH! OOH! You're giving me your di--"

"NO! You don't want my precious manhood to be stolen... yet?"

Aquabreeze giggled.

"AH! Here it is!" Ed took out a giant box and heaven knows how it would fit in 'there.'

"OMFG! You got me Tivo!" Aquabreeze screamed. "I LOVE YOU!"

Ed smiled.

"Oh, and zip up your fly..." Aquabreeze said pointing at it. HIS IT!

Ed zipped it. THANK GOD!

ONE DAY LATER...

Ed walked in the living room. "Hey, Aqua, wanna go out and buy that mansion you wanted?"

"No... Tivo..." Aquabreeze said in a daze as her eyes were stuck on the TV as if she was hypnotized.

"Uhm.. ok.." he walked away.

A COUPLE DAYS LATER...

Aquabreeze was still addicted to her television set until a phone call came in. RING RING!

She answered it. "WHAT?" she snapped.

"CONGRATULATIONS! MY NAME IS DONALD TRUMP AND YOU'VE WON THE 'WE CALL A RANDOM PERSON AND I GIVE YOU ALL MY MONEY' SWEEPSTAKES!"

"No... tivo..." she croaked.

"Aquabreeze is that you?" Donald asked.

"T i... vo..."

"Where have you been? I haven't seen you in your 23 hr and 59 second job in like days! Aren't you planning to go back to work?"

"Y-yes..well... uhm... no... Tivo..." she mumbled.

"Well you know what? YOU'RE FIRED!" Donald hung up.

"Ti... vo..."

5 WEEKS LATER...

Ed stormed in the living room glaring at the tv rotting Aquabreeze.

"YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS IT! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER! I'VE BEEN WAITING IN THE BEDROOM FOR WEEKS NOW AND YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO COME AND PLAY WITH ME! uuh.. wait.. you don't have any balls... WELL ANYWAY, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT YOURSELF?" Ed lectured.

"... Tivo."

"THAT'S IT! I SWEAR! THIS IS LIKE THE TIME WHERE WINRY WAS ADDICTED TO EGAY!" Ed stomped a foot.

All of the sudden, Winry came in and took a picture of Edward. Seconds later, the FedEx picked up Ed and threw him in a box crate that said SHIPPED TO JAZZE AL BHED GIRL.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He cried as the FedEx dragged the crate into the van. Then they drove away and slipped on a plastic fork and it made them swerve and crash into a giant piece of cheese and they exploded and died.

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"Crap..." Jaz muttered as she frowned at her computer.

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Then Armstrong came in the house without a shirt looking sparkly. "I'LL SAVE YOU CHILD!" He frolicked towards Aquabreeze and before he could move another inch closer to her, the Tivo TV guy popped out and frowned.

You know, the TV LOGO?

It then waddled towards Armstrong and every time it took a step.. it made a DOOP sound like in the actual Tivo. Then it picked up a bat and beat the crap out of Armstrong. Then the Tivo Logo dragged Armstrong out of the room and threw some cookies at it. "DOOP DOOP DING DUM!" Which was translated to, 'Here's some f()(cking cookies!'

Afterwards, it waddled next to Tv rotting Aquabreeze and smiled which brought a tear of joy to her eye. "Tivo..." she weakly said.

Then, the Tivo Logo went back in the tv.

"GET TIVO! It'll change your life... OR ELSE!"

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I was bored. Wanted to put Aquabreeze in it. My Birthday's tomorrow. Bye.