Dude, Where's my Lump?

by superdork398

I've changed my mind, this is now just an Ed, Edd, n' Eddy fic where Eddy, Double D, and Jonnie happen to meet up with the KND. The KND section is just sort of a sub plot. Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd, n' Eddy or Codename: Kids Next Door.

22. A totally awesome part

Chapter 22: A totally awesome part

So then, Numbuh 1 called in the g.a.r.g.o.c.y.c.l.e (granite automated glider outstandingly creates your cool looking escape). Numbuh 2 called in the m.o.s.q.i.t.t.o.h.j. (massively oversized super quick icy treat transport on helio jets). Numbuh 3 called in hippyhop. Numbuh 4 called in the m.e.g.a.r.a.g.e. (mechanized extra giant airship resembles aged garage excellently). And Numbuh 5 called in the s.t.r.a.t.o.t.a.n.k.a.h. (sooper tanker robot able to outrageously transform and nicely cranks aural hullabaloo).

The m.o.s.q.i.t.t.o.h.j. attached into the back of a.r.m.u.h. and created wings. The g.a.r.g.o.c.y.c.l.e. linked into the left hand of a.r.m.u.h. and gave it a gun. Hippyhop attached to the right hand and created another gun. The m.e.g.a.r.a.g.e. linked onto the body and shielded a.r.m.u.h. The s.t.r.a.t.o.t.a.n.k.a.h. folded out and created a really cool skatedoard. Then Numbuh 5 pressed the little red bump dealy on the top of her hat and the noze from the m.o.s.g.i.t.t.o.h.j., the ears on hippyhop, and the tail from g.a.r.g.o.c.y.c.l.e. came off. And suddenly, what was left of the g.a.r.g.o.c.y.c.l.e. flew over to hippyhop and combined with it. Also, the vehicle pieces that were removed all came together to form the Kids Next Door s.o.r.d (super outstanding robot device).

All KND and DNK operatives: Ooooooooooooooooooooooh. Coooooooooooooooool.

So then, the KND/DNK a.r.m.u.h. had a duel to the death with the giant adult super robot. First, the KND/DNK a.r.m.u.h. launched a sonic blast at the adults out of the s.t.r.a.t.o.t.a.n.k.a.h. and knocked down the adults. But then, the adults got back up and pulled out a giant age changing cigar and tried to zap the KND/DNK a.r.m.u.h. but the KND/DNK a.r.m.u.h. turned on a giant birthday suit which of course nulified the rays effect. So then, the KND/DNK a.r.m.u.h. pointed over in some odd direction and shouted look over there, half price on coffee. And, since I'm running out of ideas, the giant adult robot looked that way and shouted where. And while the giant adult robot was looking for half price coffee, the KND/DNK a.r.m.u.h. stabbed the giant adult super robot which of course destroyed it. Then, the KND/DNK a.r.m.u.h. turned back into hundreds of kids.