Second chapter, everyone! Oh, and I didn't give any credit to my kind of co-author, my good friend Kyhan, who is helping me with a couple of the jokes in here, and also gave me the title for the story. (Waves) Anyway, like last time, I don't own Yugi-Oh, so please, don't attempt to sue me, you don't stand to gain much!
Seto blinked, staring at Joey in disbelief. "Wheeler...how in the hell do you make someone straight again?" The blonde smirked, his brown eyes narrowed to small slits.
"Oh, Kaiba...silly, silly Kaiba...You know little of what you speak..." Yugi said as he grinned. "Everyone is born straight, but sometimes, a little gay fairy will get into their head, and tell them its right to date the same sex." This only made the C.E.O. back slowly away from the group, and his eyes widened.
"What is wrong with you people! What's so wrong with being gay?" Tristan, Joey, and Yugi all hissed, like vampires exposed to the light.
"What's wrong with it! What's wrong with it! I'll tell ya what's wrong with it!" Joey said dramatically as he stood. "See Mai over there? Shes a girl. Boys go with girls. Its only right!" Tristan made a face, and shook his head.
"Mai isn't a good example of a girl, Joey. I mean, who would hit that!" The brunette asked as he stuck out his tounge.
"Oh, come on Tristan! Her rack is bigger than Yugi!" Kaiba rolled his eyes. If being a sexually deprived moron was what being straight was about, he wanted nothing to do with it. Yugi smiled warmly at him, and patted his shoulder.
"Don't worry, Kaiba. We helped Yami...he suffered from the gay too!" The C.E.O. looked over at Yami, who was twitching in his seat, trying not to grope another male. The pharaoh bit his lip, slapping at his left hand as it slowly made its way to Tristan's ass. Now that Joey and Tristan were done fighting, they and Yugi now turned to look at Seto, all of them grinning. He backed away again, almost out of his seat this time, and stared in horror at the group of males.
"You know, for being gay, you sure seem scared of a group of guys, Kaiba..." Tristan said, laughing slightly. The taller boy smirked.
"I guess I have better taste than to go with any of you or your friends, Taylor..." The three boys looked at each other, and nodded.
"You'll pay dearly for that later, Kaiba. When we're 'cleansing you of all homo thoughts'." Joey mumbled as he, Yugi, and Tristan planned. They agreed to meet with the multi-billionaire later at the mall, to take him shopping for straight man clothing, and girl watching.
Kaiba sighed, looking at his watch. Yugi and his homophobe buddies agreed to meet him here 20 minutes ago! He sat on the bench, tapping his foot impatiently.
"Hey Kaiba! Sorry we're late, Joey was...preoccupied, with Mai." He coughed, slapping Joey on the arm. The blonde smiled, rubbing the back of his neck in embarrassment.
"Eh, yeah...We'll let you in on the finer points of that later, money bags..." Kaiba glared, shaking his head.
"So long as your not the one I'm practicing on, Wheeler." He stood, and brushed the imaginary dust off his clothing. "So, where are we going first?" Yugi grinned up at him, and grabbed his shirt sleeve. "We're going to the most masculine shop in the mall, Outdoor Worlds..." Seto let himself be pulled along, dreading his fate slightly as he followed the midget into the grips of straight-ness.
Well, hope you all enjoyed it, and r and r please!