It was already about 6 in the morning when Zelda had already woken up every single person in the ssbm headquarters, and yes, including the pokemon, koopa and Mr.Saturn.

Zelda was not tired and was not hungry at all; she hadn't eaten since yesterday's lunchtime. Link passed by, holding an open book. He slowly looked at Zelda, then turned the page and read out loud, "Protest are stupid!"

Zelda turned to him, and gave him a dirty look. Marth and Roy were spying on them for some strange reason and then started to giggle. Link closed the book and faced the back of the book on his face and showed the front of the book towards Zelda. Zelda read the title.

"Stupid things," she whispered. Then she turned and continued her protest.

Marth and Roy walked over to Link and sighed.

"Won't she ever give up?" Roy protested.

"No," Marth laughed.

The two started laughing. Marth grabbed the book out of Link's hands and ran away. Roy trailed behind him. Link watched as they ran away. They slowly began to turn towards Link, so Link decided to walk towards them.

" Link, In this book it says that people who try to stop protest, are stupid themselves, because in a way, they are also starting a protest by stopping a protest, so in other words, your stopping a protest by protesting. Ha ha, that's funny," Roy said.

"Um, but… It's different. She is doing that so I'll stop my rule… So… Let's make protest! I doesn't matter if were stupid. Ha ha ha!" Link shouted.

Zelda overheard their loud messages to eachother, so she decided to bring more smashers into her own protest.

" Peach, negative, to girly. Samus, maybe, she isn't very that loud and appealing. Jiggly Puff… What the hell, why would I add her, she can't speak english, or whatever the hell we speak these days," Zelda sighed.

Zelda made a confused face to herself. Link chuckled at her. Then she walked away.

Peach was peacefully knitting an ugly sweater that looked like it came from the dump.

When suddenly…

" YOU! GIRL!" a loud voice on a gigantic microphone said.

Peach, covering her left ear, turned back.

" Oh, Zelda!" she said happily.

" Don't try acting all innocent! Can you not hear me?" Zelda shouted on the microphone.

Peach dropped the sweater and covered both ears.

" Yah! You're very loud!" Peach shouted back.

Fox passed by the room.

" What the hell! I'm trying to get some sleep! Keep it down!" he shouted.

Zelda faced Fox and for no reason what so ever, she nailed his toes with her heal. She shoved the microphone into his face.

" Do you not love someone in the headquarters? TELL ME!" Zelda shouted.

" Uh NO!" he shouted back while handing the microphone back to her. Then he left the room.

" DAMNATION!" Zelda shouted.

Zelda freakingly looked back at Peach, then she grinned. Peach face turned red.

"What?" Peach asked silently.

" Do you, or do you not like someone in the ssbm HQ?" Zelda asked freakingly.

Peach sighed, " Yes, I do. Marth."

" Ya right," Peach thought to herself.

" Or was it Roy? Or Link?" Peach said out loud.

Zelda blushed.

"You do?" Zelda asked.

Her sad and nervous frown turned into a wide smile.

" Yes then! Why don't you join my beautiful and wonderful protest of LOVE! We fight for LOVE! We need not hate… Err," Zelda stopped talking when Peach 's face got red again.

" Um, I didn't really."

Zelda cut her off by grabbing her left arm and dragging her towards the other room, um, not literally.

Zelda handed Peach a large sign.

" Oh my… 'LOVE' why are you doing this?" Peach said to Zelda.

" THAT'S OBVIOUS! I'm in love, but there are no relationships allowed!" Zelda shouted, " Do you even know how madly I'm in love with these guys!"

Peach eyes turned to dots for a second.

"That was awkward. So who do you like?" she asked.

" Um, Link, the less immature. Marth and Roy, I don't know why, they are a bit over excited all of the time," Zelda said to her.

Suddenly the lights flickered. Again and again and again. The lights closed. Two red eyes appeared out of no where. Then all of a sudden……..

" HI!" Roy shouted.

Marth popped out of no where with to red bulbs from last years Christmas decorating contest.

Zelda steamed. Grrr….

Marth walked over to the bed, there were signs!

" Hey! This is the one I saw last time!" Marth shouted.

Link popped out of no where.

" Hello ladies and Roy," he said.

Marth started to laugh, then he immediately turned his chuckling face into a serious and stoned face.

" Ha ha… Um, no," he said.

" The signs again, eh?" Link asked Zelda. "C'mon guys lets go!"

" Oh I'm sorry Link! I'm with the girls, remember? I'm not a GUY: Marth said sarcastically.

" Oh my god, Marth. Really, who cares!" Link shouted.

" I do!" Roy shouted while raising his hand.

Every one looked at Roy.

" What? Aww!" Marth shouted.

Marth and Roy hugged eachother.

" Um," Link was stoned for a few seconds.

" No gay relationships I said!" he shouted.

Marth leaning his elbow on Roy sighed.

" Feh, who are you to tell us that, you unwanted boy," Marth said in laughter.

Marth turned to Roy and very strangely, Roy just happened to be angry.

" That was sort of harsh, but it was funny! And I don't care," Roy shouted.

" Child of the wilderness… born into emptiness," Roy sang.

Zelda started to feel bad for Link and went over to Marth and Roy and pushed them out of the room. She slammed the door.

" What was that all about?" Peach asked.

" I don't know, maybe they were drinking," Zelda said.

Link sat on the floor.

"Stupid boys…"