This, my friends, is the third chapter, and I'm going to address my reviews so far as well. (In newest to oldest order, and if you reviewed twice, you'll get mentioned once, as to save space.)
MOG-Okay, first off, I don't have a problem with gay relationships. I direct you to my bio, where you'll find three yaoi stories. But thank you for the kind review :).
dragonlady222- You like it, you really like it? (Sniffles) Kaiba reacted the way he did in shock, yes, and yes, poor Yami and Kaiba...oh the things that will happen to them...And you put the story on your favorites, I'm touched.
Kyhan- Glenn, I definitely have to thank you for the title and some of the jokes. And you put the story on your favorites, now that is friendship right there. Oh god, I sound like Téa...0o
Darkyami7- Okay, you read the second chapter, correct? And I assume you saw Yugi's little 'explanation'. I think thats all you need to know there :). And its good to here that someone likes my writing style.
Also, I have another announcement. I'm going back to school Thursday, and I'm also getting a part time job after Saturday (I turn 15, and legally I can work part time) so updates might be coming slower, which would be why I'm posting three times in a week. I don't own Yugi-Oh!
Kaiba sighed, sitting on a chair randomly placed in the store, waiting for Yugi and the cronies to come back with his new 'wardrobe'. He glanced over at the clothes and almost gagged. If they expected him to wear plaid flannel and overalls, they were sadly mistaken. Surely enough, Joey came running back, a few plaid shirts in one arm, and a pair of black, baggy jeans in the other.
"Here ya go, Kaiba. Go try these on." The C.E.O. shook his head, and crossed his arms across his chest.
"You are not getting this fabulous body in those tacky clothes!" The blonde gasped, and dropped what he was holding.
"Oh my God, Kaiba! Your already starting to talk like a gay man!" Joey hastily picked up the clothes, also grabbing Kaiba by his arm, and dragging him to the changing rooms. "You need to try on these clothes, and fast! They should help reverse the process of gay a little." He shoved the brunette in, and sat down in his chair. Seto grumbled, pulling on the black jeans, and throwing on a flannel shirt. He walked out, and Joey stood, hand on his chin.
"Hmmm...yep, you look like a man, Kaiba." The multi-billionaire shook his head, glaring down at the offending shirt he was wearing.
"No, I look like a lumberjack on crack...can I change back into my own clothing now?" He heard a low purr from behind Joey, and blinked, seeing Yami, who was looking him up.
"I think you look pretty damn good, Kaiba. But it would be so much better if you weren't clothed..." Joey slapped his hand over Yami's mouth, and sighed.
"Yeah, sure Kaiba. Change back. YUGI! Yami is acting gay again!" He dragged the pharaoh away with him, Yami winking at the now embarrassed Kaiba as he was drug away. He quickly changed, walking as fast as he could to the front of the store. So far, from what he'd seen, he wouldn't be going straight any time soon. He met with Yugi, Yami, Joey and Tristan at the front of the store, all of them standing infront of Yami, so he couldn't see Kaiba and get 'ideas'.
"So, what's next? Going to make me drink beer and lay around in my underwear?" Seto asked sarcastically as they walked towards their next destination, a random skater punk store. Joey shook his head.
"No, not yet anyway, Money Bags. But that is a good idea." Tristan nodded.
"We'll use that later." He added, as they walked into the store. The C.E.O. immediately hated it. Overly loud punk music was playing, and there were all those weird triangle-heart like things on almost everything. Yugi walked up, holding up a pair of black pants, that looked like they'd been purposely ripped, with chains going from one end of the pockets to the other.
"Here, if your not going to be a flannel man, you could try being a skater man." Kaiba took the pants, holding them up to examine them. They weren't too bad, and they weren't plaid. He took them over to the changing room, along with a black tee-shirt Tristan had found that said 'Does It Look Like I Care?' on the front in red.
"You know..." Kaiba said, walking out of the changing rooms, admiring himself in the mirror on the opposite wall. "This isn't half bad. I think I could live with this." The other three guys cheered, and Yugi handed him a pair of skater shoes.
"These are necessary too, if your going to be a skater, Kaiba." The C.E.O. took these too, and put them on.
"Its settled. I'm buying it!" He said, as he walked up to the register, still in the clothes, and payed. Yami, meanwhile, was standing behind him, somehow escaping Joey and Yugi, who were keeping a close eye on him.
"You know, Kaiba, black really is your color." Seto blushed slightly, and nodded.
"Yeah, I guess so..." The pharaoh smirked, and slapped the other boy on the ass.
"Look, I'm not looking to go straight, and I'm pretty sure your not either. After my lighter half and his 'friends' are done with you, meet me at the arcade, that is, if your interested." He walked to the exit, winking once more at the C.E.O. as he made his hasty escape. Kaiba's eyes widened. Yami was his sworn enemy, the pharaoh, the bastard that took his dueling title from him! Was he really considering taking him up on his offer, whatever it happened to be? He blinked. He was thinking about it, and it'd be good to be away from the straight-ness cult later to sort out what things for himself. And talking to another gay man couldn't hurt, could it?
Oh, Kaiba had no idea how wrong he was...
Well, this chapter seems so long for some reason...0o. Anyway, R and R, and thanks for reading even if you don't!