Zelda was walking down the first isle. She started at Fox and Falco's room, which was apparently locked because they knew that she was coming by. Zelda puffed, and muffed and well just exploded the door with din's fire. A giant beam of fire raced across the animals' room.
"What in the world is your problem you demon!" Falco shouted.
"You better pay for that!" Fox shouted.
Zelda stoke out her tongue and threw a sign at both of their faces and skipped out of the room as if nothing took place.
She stopped strolling around the isle when she realized some voices way more powerful than hers. She looked left and there she noticed 2 skinny figures that got kicked out of Bowser and Ganondorf's room.
"Gosh! Ow!" Roy shouted.
"Fine! Be that way its not our fault if you lose to the dominating fragments of ketchup Ville." Marth shouted to the room.
"Shut up imbeciles! We don't know what you're talking about!" Ganondorf shouted.
Marth and Roy ignored them and walked towards Zelda.
"My friggen sister is pissing me off, she keeps on trying to show off to all my friends. It's no fair. She takes credit for everything. And what do I get! NOTHING!" Marth shouted.
"Don't worry Marth you can take credit from me," Roy said to him.
Zelda nervously passed by him.
" Touching moment for such a gay couple…"
"Hey, quiet you, were a happy gay couple," Marth said.
"Were a happy gay couple? You never told me that!" Roy questioned.
"I didn't that's probably cause I was bribed to say that outloud to a certain somebody," Marth said to him.
" WHATS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!" Zelda shouted.
" I dunno," Marth chuckled.
They both ran away holding hands.
"Err…ok…next room."
Zelda slowly walked to the next room, which were Bowser and Ganondorf's room.
" I can't believe that they found our secret hide out."
"But this isn't our secret hideout its our room," Bowser protested.
"Yes, right," Ganondorf replied.
" Excuse me you two. Take this sign and begone. I'm redecorating your room," Zelda said.
"Whoa, is Zelda actually talking to us nicely for once," Ganondorf asked.
"Yes," Zelda said. "Now get out, I'm redecorating your room."
The two started walking out of their room. About half way across the isle, Ganondorf decided to skip back and whisper something to Zelda.
"Don't forget about the cute pink butterfly wallpaper in my closet!" Ganondorf said seriously.
He then skipped away, and yes, literally skipped like a four-year-old.
"That was totally disgusting."
She then walked into their room. And…..Wowza. Boy they needed a real redecorating.
Zelda grabbed the lot of giant signs from under her dress and threw them all over the room instead on those certain places she said they would go. She left the room with no more signs and immediately left the room without locking the door. Then out from the two corners of the isles came out Marth and Roy.
"Oompa loompa, doompdli doo."
"I got another poster for you!" Roy finished.
"Great rhyming Sir Roy," Marth shouted.
"Thank you, Lady Martha," Roy answered.
"Wait no dude, that really now sounds gay," Marth replied.
"Well you are gay you know," Roy laughed.
Marth frowned and said, " I want a new name! How about Marth."
"You know Marth, I would have never thought of that!" Roy smiled.
"Great! I'm smarter!" Marth cheered. "Ok now, on with the delivery package."
Marth took out a piece of tape out of his hair and taped the large poster on the inside of Bowser and Ganondorf's door. Roy danced around the room throwing smaller posters everywhere.
After they were done…. They both stood firmly on the welcome mat of the two villain's room. and both said, "Now this Is an offer they can't refuse! Bwa ha ha ha!"
They both walked out of the room. Then Bowser and Ganondorf entered the room.
"What the hell! Save the turtles?" Ganondorf shouted.
Yeh! And its about time! Us koopas need the help!" Bowser shouted.
"Shut up you! Where is Zelda! Where's the redecorating! Where are the butterfly wallpapers?" Ganondorf shouted.
"What the hell are you talking about you idiot!" Bowser shouted.
"Ok, lets go march into Zelda's room and complaint, and LITERALLY MARCH TOO!" Ganondorf shouted.
Alright, the Marth and Roy oompa loompa stuff was sooo random, and I am NOT weird, well sum whut I am.