Chapter 25: Off to planet Glumnarfico.
Numbuh 2 (into intercom): Everyone, we have found out where the aliens took Ed! Over
Eddy (into intercom): Where the heck is he?
Numbuh 2 (into intercom): He's been taken to a planet called Glumnarfico. It's just past Pluto, you can't miss it. I'm sending you the coordinates as we speak. Over.
Double D: Thankyou. Over.
Eddy: So, where do we have to go to find Ed?
Double D: According to my 3-d galactic map, we should have to go here. (points to spot on map)
Eddy: So, how the heck do we get their captain Sockhead?
Double D: All we have to do is put in the coordinates, turn on the autopilot, and then we kick back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
Eddy: Sounds simple enough.
Meanwhile on Earth.
Kevin: Come onnnnnnn out Dooooooooorks. Where the heck are you? Don't you wanna scam me? I got all this mooooooooooneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.
Rolf: There are no Edboys Kevin. We are free at last! But where is Jonnie the woodboy?
Kevin: I say the Eds got him. You ain't scamming me Eds!
And back in outerspace.
Eddy: Are we there yet?
Double D: No, but we're almost there.
Eddy: How much longer?
Double D: About 45 more minutes Eddy. If you're so bored, why don't you watch tv. We have all kinds of channels, even one that monitors the Cul-de-sac.
Eddy: Oooooooh that one sounds good. I could watch Kevin and see how crazy he's gone without us there to scam him.
Double D: But that's so wrong. Actually it's illegal to invade Kevin's privacy.
Eddy: So, who's gonna know?
Double D: You'll know Eddy, and the guilt will smother you like a wet blanket.
About 45 minutes later.
Jonnie: Hey guys, we're here.
Eddy: Oooooh maaaaaan, Kevin was just about to start hitting himself over the head with a shovel.