SOB equals Son of a, well you know the rest, hope you like it, this one's pretty battle filled


I do not own kingdom hearts, nor will I in the next 20billlion years(sadly)

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"Did I just see you...HUG that SOB?" Yuffie's cool face turned into anger and mostly worry as she felt my forehead "You must be running a fever!"

My face turned red as I stumble over the words "Yes, I-I truly like him"

"What is that bad with that?" Riku said a tad bit of anger in HIS voice

"Well, its you the preppy, popular, SOB, that Kairi and I are AGAINST, So whatever spell you put on her, release her before I make a fool of you in front of your posy of merry men!"

"First of all, WE ARENT GAY, and second of all what if she's not against me anymore? Ever thought of that? Oh and I could crush you in a heartbeat!"

"YOU TWO STOP BICKERING LIKE TWO YEAR OLDS!" I had to cut in, this was getting out of hand "OR I'LL FORGET ABOUT EVER COMING NEAR EITHER OF YOU EVER AGAIN!"

"Sorry Kai" Yuffie said ashamed.

"Sorry sweets, I don't know what got over me" Riku was milking it, but I s'pose he still wanted to get Yuffie mad.

"Riku, never call me that again,. Its weird"

22222222222222222222222222Riku's POV2222222222222222222222

Score, I got Yuffie mad, and Kairi is falling into my hands more and more. Sora's on the chase, always a good sign...I will be rid of Kairi in a matter of a week, tops. If there's one thing Sora's good at its stealing my girlfriends quickly and discreetly. I should probably go on one more date with Kairi before revenge is all mine, this time we will both have fun... (Evil music plays, DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN)

"Hey Kairi, Do you want to go out Tonight?" I asked using the puppy-dog eyes.

"uhhhhh, I don't know, I need to chill Yuffie down a bit or she'll never forgive me, so she's coming over tonight, tomorrow, maybe?"

"Ok I'll hold you to that!" Then I put on my innocent grin, and practically skipped away. Too bad its all a show

4444444444444444444444444444 Sora's POV 44444444444444444444444444444

I saw Kairi and ran up to her. "I feel we got off to a bad start, I didn't want that to mess up our friendship"

"What friendship? I seem to recall me hating you, you hitting on me, me hating you more as our contacts" (Did that make sense?)

"Then our friendship should start here, tell me your problems" I put on Riku's innocence smile.

"My friendship's on the rocks, Riku's mad at my Best Friend, oh and YOU NOT GOING AWAY!" Ouch the was evil. But I recover

"I can help with your friend"

"How? she hates you more than she does Riku"

"All You have to do is break up with Riku"

"Take that advice and shove it up your $$"

"Don't Leave, I was just kidding!" She's playing hard to get? I'll play hard to get RID OF... I'm MORE determined now, she'll fall for me, all I need to do is find another way to break the two opposites up, maybe a good old fashioned best friend team up, oh Yuffie, where are you?


Okay, poll time, who wants Kairi to end up with Riku? and what about Sora? Tell me and I be happy! R and R and or Poll