Chapter 28: The real danger begins.

Once the room was cleared, Mr. Melon and Jerk Chickenman began talking about their devilish plot.

Mr. Melon: So, Jerk Chickenman, did you get the eyebrow shaving from that tall stupid kid?

Jerk Chickenman: Not yet, I still need to get the acorns, the money, and the abacus along with it.

Mr. Melon: Well hurry up, we need to get that stuff in order to raise Baron-o-Beefdip.

Later in the day, Jerk Chickenman sneeked into the Eds (and Jonnies) bedrooms which were actually a few tenets behind the ruined frozen death fortress and stole one item from each. He stole the middle of Ed's eyebrow, Double D's abacus, $1.00 from Eddy, and an acorn from Jonnie.

A few minutes later.

Jerk Chickenman: Mr. Melon, I got the stuff, now tomorrow, we can say that we will do a future reading ceremony, which will actually be the ceremony to raise Baron-o-Beefdip.

The next morning.

Eddy: Hey guys, I found a note and it's not written in tnat crazy alien language either.

Then Ed woke up and said the following sentence.

Ed: Oh no, my nose is flat! And someone wrote on it!

Eddy: So, what's it say?

Double D: It appears to be an invitation to some sort of fortune telling ceremony.

Eddy: Hey, I just noticed something. Ed looks different somehow. Ed, look in this mirror.

Then Eddy pulls out a mirror.

Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Eddy: So Ed, what's wrong?

Ed: Someone took away the middle of my eyebrow and now I have two of them.

About 10 seconds later.

Ed: I am all better now that my eyebrow has grown back fully.

Later at the fortune telling ceremony.

Mr. Melon: Welcome welcome. Now, everyone gather around the volcano of mystery.

Jerk Chickenman: Who would like their fortune told first?

Ed: Ooh ooh! Me me!

Mr. Melon: Okay mighty Emperor Lumpalumpa. Come on up.

A few minutes later at the top of the volcano.

Mr. Melon: So, what would you like to know?

Ed: What will happen when we get back to Earth?

Mr. Melon: Hold on. Now I need to add this personal item of yours. Boom shaka laka laka. Boom shaka laka laka. Boom shaka laka laka. Boom! You shall meet a said to be fantasy character in a very strange place.

Ed: Kool.

Jerk Chickenman: So, who wants to get their fortune told next?

Double D: Okay, I'll try it.

A few minutes later at the top of the volcano.

Mr. Melon: So, what would you like to know?

Double D: Will I ever win the Nobel Prize, and if so what will I win it for?

Mr. Melon: Hold on. Now, I need to add this special item. Boom shaka laka laka. Boom shaka laka laka. Boom shaka laka laka. Boom! Actually, you shall win the junior Nobel Prize in science for discovering our planet, also you shall win many more Nobel Prizes for science when you are older.

Double D: Oh happy day!

Jerk Chickenman: So, who shall be next.

Jonnie: I wanna go next. I wanna go next.

A few minutes later on top of the volcano.

Mr. Melon: So, what would you like to know?

Jonnie: I want to know if we'll ever live on Mars.

Mr. Melon: Hold on. Now, I need to add this secret item. Boom shaka laka laka. Boom shaka laka laka. Boom shaka laka laka. Boom! Yes, people will build a civilization on Mars in about 500 years.

Jonnie: Too kewl.

Jerk Chickenman: And since your the only one left, Eddy, you're up.

Eddy: Finally!

A few minutes later at the top of the volcano.

Mr. Melon: So, what do you want to find out?

Eddy: Will I ever be filthy stinkin' rich?

Mr. Melon: Hold on. Now, I need to add this stuff. Boom shaka laka laka. Boom shaka laka laka. Boom shaka laka laka. Boom! You might be a little rich. Because you shall enherit the Jawbreaker factory and be loaded on Jawbreakers forever and you'll get a dollar for ever Jawbreaker sold.

Eddy: Sweet!

Double D: Is it just me or is something happening with that volcano?

Jonnie: Yeah it does look a little weird.

Ed: I have seen this before, it's just like in the Detective Para Normal comics that I read, in issue 592, a weird melon-like guy with a metal plate over part of its face teamed up with a decapitated chicken to try to raise the giant fire breathing beast called Baron-o-Beefdip, so Detective Para Normal had to team up with 3 weird kids to defeat Baron-o-Beefdip by feeding him some sort of weird rock or something then turning a dial on his back which caused him to explode and also caused the planet he was on to be destroyed to be destroyed.

Just as Ed finished the sentence, a giant fire breathing beast called Baron-o-Beefdip began to rise out of the volcano.