Dude, Where's my Lump?

by superdork398

I've changed my mind, this is now just an Ed, Edd, n' Eddy fic where Eddy, Double D, and Jonnie happen to meet up with the KND. The KND section is just sort of a sub plot. Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd, n' Eddy or Codename: Kids Next Door.

29. The space battle to end all space battle

Chapter 29: The space battle to end all space battles.

All 3 Eds and Jonnie: RUN AWAY!

So, our 4 heroes ran to their ship as fast as they could. then once they were back at their ship Ed explained the plan exactly like the one in his comic book. Also, all the Eds, and Jonnie, were assigned different code names to match characters in the comic. Ed was Al Ien, Double D was Ed U. Cated Eddy was Short E. Mouseman, and Jonnie was Dim Witted. And luckily, Ed had 3 copies of Detective Al Ien issue 592 with him and he gave each of his 3 pals a copy just in case one of them got confused, they could look in the comic.

So then, once our heroes were clear on the plan, they ran out of the ship and began to initiate the plan.

First, Eddy ran out in front of Baron-o-Beefdip as an interference. Then, Double D grabbed the Continuum Transjawbreaker and ran over to Ed who threw him up at Baron-o-Beefdip. Then, just as Double D was about to fall into Baron-o-Beefdip's mouth, he dropped in the Continuum Transjawbreaker. But instead of endowing Baron-o-Beefdip with unspeakable powers, it caused a weird dial to appear on the back of his leg. After that, Jonnie ran over to Baron-o-Beefdip and turned the dial from the on position to the Maximum Destructification position. So then the dial disappeared into Baron-o-Beefdip's leg and he began rampaging all over the planet. First, he ate Jerk Chickenman. After that, he grabbed Mr. Melon and threw him over his shoulder. But luckily for Mr. Melon, Ed caught him.

Mr. Melon: Thankyou so much for saving my life.

Ed: It was nothing, so why did you abduct me anyways?

Mr. Melon: You left me with your idiotic twin brother who left me unprotected. Then, Kevin took a bite out of me and threw me out the window.

Ed: I am sorry, I just wanted to let you get to know Tarzed.

Mr. Melon: It's okay dude, I just wanted you to suffer for what you did to me.

Ed: Well, there's no time for more explanaitions and apologies, we need to defeat Baron-o-Beefdip.

Just then, Ed pulled out a jetpack from a random pocket in his coat and flew over to Baron-o-Beefdip and pulled the giant pull string on his back which caused Baron-o-Beefdip to explode, but because Ed had so much junk in his coat, his stuff shielded him from the explosion. A few seconds later, it began to rain jawbreakers. Then, Eddy pulled a huge sack out of his pocket and caught a whole bunch of jawbreakers in it, enough to have him and his pals set for life.

Eddy: I'M SET FOR LIFE!

Then, the Eds and Jonnie got in their spaceship and flew back to Earth with their gynormous sack of jawbreakers.