Grammar Homework

Okay, this is my first fanfic. I was in Latin class one day and had this idea. Yes, Latin class is extremely boring. Anywho, I thought it was a pretty funny and decided to write it down. I know Naraku is very OOC, but like I said, this story is the side effect of being really bored.

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. I only own the characters Tsuki and Koji. If I did own Inuyasha, I would have made Inuyasha and Kagome admit their feelings for each other a long time ago, and would have locked Kikyo in a room with a rabid bear.

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Me: Ugh! I've got so much homework! This is going to take forever! Grammar is the root of all evil!

Naraku: Hmmm….this naraku is intrigued. What is this grammar of which you speak?

Me: Huh? It's a subject in school, if that answers your question.

Naraku: Hmmm…and you claim this grammar is the root of all evil?

Me: Yeah.

Naraku: No one is more evil than this Naraku!

Me: (sweatdrop) oooooooookaaaaaaaaay.

Naraku: Tell me were this grammar resides so this naraku may destroy it!

Me: (even larger sweatdrop) ummmm… I guess you could say it's in my schoolbook.

Naraku: (starts beating schoolbook with a stick)

Me: Ahhhhh! That's my homework! Stop that!

Naraku: (mumbling) No one is more evil than this naraku. I'll show you.

Me: Stop! (Gets out spray bottle and squirts water on Naraku) Stop! Bad monkey!

Naraku: HaHa! (Stands victorious over a pile of torn up papers)

Me: (falls on knees) Nooooooo! That was my homework! Now what am I going to do?

-the next day at school-

Teacher: Alright students, pass in your homework. (walks up to my desk) And where is your homework

Me: Ummm… Would you believe me if I told you Naraku destroyed it? (makes sad attempt at smile).

Teacher: Okay. So why would this 'Naraku' person destroy your homework? (sigh) This is almost as ridiculous as Koji's excuse.

Koji: I wasn't lying! Inuyasha did eat my homework!

Teacher: Sit down Koji! So, as I was saying, Tsuki, why did this 'Naraku' person destroy your homework?

Naraku: (shows up out of nowhere) How dare you question this naraku's motives! (hits teacher over the head with a stick and knocks her out).

Me: (after I finish laughing at my unconscious teacher) Naraku, how does beating my english teacher with a stick, although incredibly funny, prove you are more evil than grammar?

Naraku: ………Silence! How dare you question this naraku's logic! (takes out insect hive)

Me: Don't even think about it. (snaps fingers. A beekeeper walks in and takes the hive away.)

Naraku: (very confused) Uhhhhhhh….

Me: (innocent face) O, you didn't know? I sold your saimyosho to a beekeeper. He's taking them to his bee farm somewhere in Kansas as we speak.

Naraku: (falls on knees) Noooooooo! Curse you!

Me: O, I'm sorry, did you want to say goodbye to them before they left?

Naraku: (still muttering) curse you, curse you……

Me: What is it with you and cursing people? Are you going to give me a wind tunnel like you did Monk Miatsu (Miroku's grandpa)?

Naraku: That's an excellent idea! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Me: (sweatdrop the size of china) uhhhhhhhhh oooooookkkkkkkaaaayyyy yyyyyyeeeeeaaahhhhh. You do know I could suck you up with it cause your saimyosho are somewhere in Kansas?

Naraku: huh? (blinks, and then falls on his knees sulking again)

Me: heh heh!

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Yeah, you people see how bored I get sometimes. Anywho, this was my first fanfic, so please review! It would make me and my smurf minions very happy!