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Chapter 31: Alternate ending #1
A few moments after the Eds left planet Glumnarfico, Ed fell asleep. When he woke up he was in his bedroom.
Ed (Waking up): What a weird dream. What's the t.v. doing on? And what's that ring on the t.v. for?
Samara then crawls out of the t.v.
Ed: Who the hek are you?
Samara: I'm Samara and you're cute.
May then comes bursting through the door using Double D as a battering ram.
May: LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND ALONE!
Samara: He's mine!
May: In your dreams!
May tries to use Double D as a sword and lashes out at Samara.
Samara: Ha missed me!
Marie then pops out from under Ed's bed holding Eddy by the white string on his pants.
Marie: Put my boyfriend down now May!
May: Not till she gets away from Ed!
Samara: This is getting weird. What were you doing under his bed?
Marie: Nooooooothing!
Marie then pulls on the string on Eddy's pants and his hair starts spinning like a chainsaw.
Marie: Take this!
Right before Marie could hit May, Lee came bursting through Ed's window and grabs Ed.
Lee: Drop the boyfriend and nobody gets hurt!
Samara: This is getting too weird for my taste. I'll just come back another time.
Samara then crawls back into the t.v. and turns it off.
Lee: Now that she's gone let's go home.
The Kankers then leave without harming the Eds in any way other than using them as weapons.
Double D: Who was that and how did we get dragged into this?
Eddy: No clue but that girl was kinda cute.
The Kankers then return to Ed's bedroom.
Kankers: We forgot something in here.
The Kankers jump at the Eds and begin kissing and harming them.
We now leave the Eds screaming in pain.
The End... Again.
This chapter was created by dragon 1111.