A/N I wasn't going to put up another chapter but I got two reviews so I guess I will
Noisy lil brat: thanks you were my first reviewer
Leftwinger445: thanks
By the way I purposely put star wars episode 3 attack of the clones to make it funny I do know that it's really attack of the sith now it's after the 5th one
Now on with the story
"Today is father's day and I never get any cards" said Darth Vader
The door bell rings and yoda (who has retired and become a mail man) calls out
"Here's the mail it never fail it makes me want to wag my tail mail!"
(A/N I don't watch blues clues but I just spent a week with my 3 year old cousin who does)
Darth Vader answers the door and grabs the mail shutting the door in yoda's face
"No tip?" cries yoda "I sang and everything"
He rips open a card from Luke the cover has a man golfing and it says "keep your knees bent, aim, and don't grunt" he opens it up and the card says "when you are on the potty that's the only useful thing you taught me from Luke"
"Curse you Luke sky walker I taught you how to make out with girls"
A/N short but I hope you find it funny