Why hello everyone! Boogle here! Due to my severe boredom, and Zombie kitty daring me in her review to do one for Kryten and Cat I've decided to do this! I'm afraid it's only for Cat, as I am having some difficulty in rhyming with Kryten!
Ah bugger it… enjoy!
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A group of very fashionable Cat munchkins burst into song:
He's the most amazing person you will ever meet,
He's drop-dead gorgeous from his head to his feet,
He likes to eat crispies not shredded wheat,
He's –
Cat, Cat, Cat the cat,
He's wonderfully perfect and likes to nap,
His hair is always silky or stunning in a plait,
And he's definitely not a pra-at!
He's kind and considerate and loves his suits,
He would rather die than ruin his boots,
He will never forget his feline roots,
He's –
Cat, Cat, Cat the cat,
He takes pride in his outfits and doesn't wear tat,
Don't touch his clothes or he'll hit you with a bat,
But he likes a good stroke or a pat,
His amazing sense of smell always saves the crew,
Whenever they're in danger he knows to do,
'Step up to red alert instead of blue',
Says –
Cat, Cat, Cat the cat,
Everyone adores him, and that's a fact,
He's got millions of suits, jackets, shoes and hats,
And all of them are spotless and flat,
Cat, Cat, Cat the cat,
He's slept most places but never on a mat,
He's got a breathtaking body; he's so not fat!
And he's never been bitten by a knat.
Lameo ending! Yippee!
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There you go! I'll try with Kryten… not promising anything though lol.
Oh wait got one! - frighten! Wahey the only damn word that rhymes! And it's crap! does little victory dance then stops wondering why she's doing it when it doesn't help in the slightest friggin' way
And… Lighten heighten whiten ish, not really…
g.. j.. nope that's it, no more rhymes… oh sod it. grumbles …
Thanks to:
Sunrise over the Tango factory – I'm glad you're hyper! Thank you for liking it deary
Cazflibs – aww you're welcome
Mouche – why thank you dear!
Zombie kitty – hehe I did! And I love the thought of Kochanski choking on her own bluddy cottage cheese as well! I might do it actually… nothing rhymes with her though… darn
Smegginitlarge – of course dear! It's just a load of drivel, go ahead!