Loryta: This fan-fic was written by Loryta Havgun (me!) and her BFFNE (Best Friends forever N' ever) so this fan-fic is better than one 'cause it's written by two! Yeah!
Solo Penguino: (the BFFNE or whatever) Um…ignore her weirdness. J
Loryta: DISCLAIMER! W00T! We do not own-
Solo Penguino: -any of the swell (fun word!) Harry Potter characters (but I'm going to get Draco one day!) -
Loryta: Hey! No! He's mine! Any way they all belong to J.-
Solo Penguino: K….
Together: Rowling!
Solo Penguino: Hahahaha…wow. That was dorky.
Loryta: We do on the other hand own ourselves… or at least our souls… as for our brains, I think J. K. owns them too 'cause we're so obsessed with H. P. …
Solo Penguino: And the plot, and the disclaimer, and the plot bunnies, and STARBUCKS!
Loryta: And the title ish the name of a Shania Twain song, 'cause this Fan-fic reminds me of that song, so yeah! And that's our disclaimer, so now you get the spiffy summary!
Solo Penguino: Ooh, spiffy. Fun word.
Loryta: Yeah... It is a fun word! Well Hermione and Draco fall in love… so yeah… rated what it ish 'cause of fluff and language… so yeah! I can't write a summary! W00t!
Chapter One:
Hermione's P.O.V.
Hermione woke up with a start. She had just had a nightmare that Draco was following her, and they started making out. But…that would never happen. I'm going out with Ron, she assured herself. But…maybe that dream wasn't so bad…a little voice inside her head said.
So, still thinking about her dream, she walked to the Great Hall, not noticing Ron sneak up behind her and grab her around the waist.
"AAAAH!" Hermione screamed, jolting back into reality. Turning around quickly, she realized that it was just Ron. "Ron, if you EVER do that again, I'm not going to talk to you anymore!" she said in a very Mrs. Weasley-ish tone.
Ron laughed and then turned very red, deciding she was being serious. "Oh... err... well we could kiss instead…," He suggested quietly, his ears turning an even brighter red if that was possible.
Hermione giggled softly and grabbed his hand and pulled him towards the great hall. "Oh Ronald… You're so funny" she said, chuckling slightly. At this comment his ears turned an even brighter red, somehow.
"Hey Ron, hey Hermione!" yelled Harry, running toward them. Noticing they we're holding hands he added, "I'll be in the great hall, see you there!" and ran off towards Ginny, who immediately started to snog him. (Cough Lavender Cough- Loryta)
As Ron and Hermione entered the Great Hall, Hermione glanced over towards the Slytherin table…and blushed when she saw Draco. What! What am I thinking? I can't like HIM! I like Ron…not Draco…right? I mean Malfoy! Malfoy!
"Hermione? Hermioneeeeee?" asked Ron, "are you okay?"
Hermione nodded slowly, wondering if she actually was okay…
Draco's P.O.V. (MINE! ALL MINE! MINE MINE MINE! -Solo Penguino) (Well... at least the boy who lives across the street from me look almost exactly like Tom Felton, and ish UBER HOT! –Loryta) (Can I…move to your house? –Solo Penguino)
Draco sat at the Slytherin table, trying to keep Pansy from forcing herself on him…for some reason, being thoroughly disgusted by Pansy's company. "Pansy, stop trying to snog me, okay? Just leave me alone," he said, glancing at the Gryffindor table, and noticing that Granger wasn't there yet. What? Why…do I care if Hermi-the filthy mudblood is there or not? Did I call her Hermione? (Solo Penguino: Don't use that word! washes his mouth with soap)
Finally, after practically forever, Hermione came into the Great Hall, holding Ron's hand. Draco couldn't help staring at her…but, he didn't know why. He did notice that when their eyes locked for a moment, she blushed and quickly turned away. Draco felt an odd feeling…as he started to blush also, and decided to concentrate on his food instead…
Quickly finishing his breakfast, he said "See you later" to Pansy and his cronies and headed toward the head's common room. Said the password, "Hungarian Horntail," and walked inside, happy to see that Hermione had not yet arrived, so he could think without having to deal with her bossy attitude.
Hermione's P.O.V. (She's so lucky... she gets Bad Boy Draco who's gonna die! (If you've read HBP, you know what I'm talking about) - Loryta) (Draco, die? NOOOOOOO! –S.P.)
Hermione walked over toward the table, letting go of Ron's hand, because holding it felt awkward, after blushing at Draco's gaze. Sitting down, she felt Ron reach for her hand, and just pulled away.
"Hermione? Is something wrong?"
"No, I'm fine... I just need to… think" said Hermione, quietly.
"Think? But you never have to think! You just know the answer!" said Ron, trying to be funny.
"Ronald, I'm not in the mood for your inane jokes at the moment, just leave me alone!" Hermione said with an angry tone and a glare worthy of a Slytherin.
Of course, right as she said this, Lavender Brown came over and sat next to Ron, running her hand over his shoulder (S. P. Icky.). Ron didn't seem to be very unhappy about this, either…
"Won-won!" Lavender said, kissing his cheek. (S. P. EVIL LAVENDER! But, thanks. J)
"Lav-lav!" Ron said, trying to get back at Hermione for her rude behavior. (L. Ron ish so dumb! Us girls can't stand the idiot men ALL the time!)
"That's it! Ronald, you're dumped, okay? So leave me alone!" Hermione yelled very loudly, and EVERYONE in the Great Hall heard her. "I hate you!" And with that, she burst into tears and ran out of the Great Hall, all the way towards the Head's Common Room…
She said the password, and ran into the common room, and collapsed on Draco's shoulder, crying. What am I doing! Stupid hormones. (S. P. Hahaha. Hormone power! O.o)
Flash Back (Right after writing the Disclaimer)
Solo Penguino: Now, what should our story be about…?
Loryta: Uh…romance! We should fall in love!
Solo Penguino: Uh, I'll pass on that…
Loryta: I didn't say that, you just typed it! I said Who (Like Dr/Hm or Rn/Hm)
Solo Penguino: Oh. That makes more sense…DRACO AND ME!
Loryta: NO! Better Idea, we both look like Hermione, and we're both uber smart and awesome like her, so how about DRACO AND HERMIONE!
Solo Penguino: Ooh. Good idea. In 3rd grade though this has no point, by the way this girl thought I was Emma Watson! O.o
Loryta: AWESOME! Did you try to give her your autograph, and become famous and what not?
Solo Penguino: Um…no? I mean, heck yes! Now let's think of something to write about!
end flash back
Loryta: HAHA! Go Hormones! They make the story work!
